ZAC EFRON, THE FRANKIE VALLI (?) OF OUR GENERATION, IS NOW BASICALLY THE HILL’S MOST POWERFUL LOBBYIST: Hollywoodtown’s Zac Efron went to Washington to ask for money so that he could give the money to all the art! Also, “there was speculation that Efron, who has an enormous following among teenage girls, might meet first daughters Sasha and Malia Obama, but the girls were in school during the tour.” Claire Danes, as she always seems to be, was indiscriminately hanging around too. [The Hill]
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Today, I am officially an Old as I have never heard of this Efron person.
Beloved by 13 year old girls and the Larry Craigs of the world.
That boy looks like he has some fine punani.
Oh, the things I would do to that young man….
Keep those washboard abs away from Sasha and Malia!!
It may be art, but it ain’t fine art
[re=455757]Buzz Feedback[/re]: I was going tp say Lindsay Graham- but ok.
Sasha and Malia couldn’t make it to the capitol because the Westboro Baptist Church people had the first daughters’ school under siege. Why didn’t “America’s Hairy-Six-Pack” Zach Efron go to the girls’ rescue? What a pansy.
High School Musical. That is all.
[re=455755]CrunchyKnee[/re]: This news report will get you up to speed on Efron: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZgXg_7kVI8
I am sure Zach will get many invitations to the Congressional Page Program from a lot of male GOP members.
[re=455755]CrunchyKnee[/re]: He is the male Miley Cyrus.
Natalie Portman was Queen Amidala in the Star Wars saga but the youth of America looks to Zach Efron from Disney’s “High School Musical.” (Is it because his “girlfriend” Vanessa Hudgens is also sending people naked pictures of herself?) Does this mean the terrorists have already won?
[re=455767]Paterlanger: Hairy-Six-Pack[/re] I dunno — I’m guessin that boy’s clean-shaven from neck to knees, if you catch my drift.
Zac sounds like a young Boner. Bono, I mean. Up and coming, anyway. Whatever.
Shouldn’t someone who’s lobbying for the arts actually know something about them, instead of just cookie-cutter Disney crap?
[re=455757]Buzz Feedback[/re]: Also beloved by 50-year-old housewives across America.
[re=455788]JMP[/re]: Oh, come on. That photo practically screams gravitas .
Angela Chase and Troy Bolton! Squeee! Someone get me a case of Bop Magazines stat!
I would indiscriminately engage in frottage with Claire Danes, ZacE be damned.
Frankie Avalon?
And was Rolling Stone always a vehicle for selling acne treatments?
[re=455780]shadowMark[/re]: The terrorists won long ago. We live in a pre-terrorized society.
Whither Glee cast members/Ana Marie Cox?
My first brief glance at the thumbnail-ish photo led me to believe, briefly, that we were seeing our first mock up of Levi’s cover shoot. I’d admit that I need glasses, but it’s also true that all white people look alike.
[re=455805]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Mmmm. Omelette du Frottage.
[re=455762]Toonces[/re]: Fap fap fap, also.
All this time I thought that “zac-effron” was some new fangled pharma product for middle aged people freaked out about their weiners/kooters/jowls/whatever. Turns out I was kinda right.
In two years, Efron will be arrested doing crystal meth and crack with Danes, Lohan and Richie in a trailer in a rough neighborhood in Compton, and he will lose all his movie deals, endorsements, and he will be politely told by Reid’s office and Pelosi’s office to let them know two weeks in advance when he arrives in D.C., so they will be able to avoid him and not see him. He also will not be welcome anywhere on the Hill.
“I don’t want anything to happen to him while Spielberg’s still alive,” Reid says to his office henchmen.
“Zac, you’re nothing to me now,” Pelosi says. “I don’t want to know you, I don’t want to see you. You’re out of the Hill lobbying business, that’s your punishment. You’re nothing to me now.”
Zac Efron is best experienced with the sound and his pants down.
Still, he’s no Levi.
Is it asking too goddamned much to post a picture of a dude who is actually fuckable?
[re=455880]Click[/re]: I can direct you to my Facebook page…
Holy shit, how did I miss that issue of Rolling Stone? Yum yum.
[re=455762]Toonces[/re]: Yeah, no shit.
[re=455886]teebob2000[/re]: Long as you didn’t sprout pubes just yesterday, I’m there.
Efron isn’t ‘fuckable’??
I’d be happy to research that on my own dime.
[re=455905]NopantsMcGee[/re]: I was speaking only for myself, of course. I like my meat well-aged. This pretty little boy’s never had to work for the pussy – therefore he’s never learned the proper appreciation for it. A man’s gotta want my pussy like it’s the last drop of water in a parched and barren desert, then – and ONLY then – is he worth fucking.
Devastatingly cute and totally against my type. I’m with Click. I like it aged and appreciative. Don’t let all that moisture go to waste!
I guess I’m one horny homo, then, cause it looks good to me. Not Levi good, but still I wouldn’t kick it out of bed for singing Disney songs.
[re=455931]NopantsMcGee[/re]: He could sing Disney songs while I lay next to him fucking someone else.
How did he make it all the way to Washington? Looks like the guy can’t even put a t-shirt on without getting all tangled up in it.
[re=455943]lazynamepicker[/re]: I thought he was trying to recite the Pledge of Allegiance naked.
Effron, F-off.
[re=455942]Click[/re]: Thanks. I just shot ice water out of my nose.
[re=455805]hobospacejunkie[/re]: I always knew you were a great Dane frottager.
[re=455942]Click[/re]: Or, he could whistle while you work it, baby.
(You know how to whistle, don’t you Zac?..)
[re=455942]Click[/re]: Win.
I think he’s more like the Leif Garrett of the current generation.
[re=456014]pub_option[/re]: LEAVE LEIF ALONE!!1
The problem with Efron, as with all Disney characters is that he can never change his appearance. Same haircut he’s had since the first High School Physical movie… just turn your head and cough… Admittedly he’s grown some. A little more chest hair and muscles… Um, I gotta go do something else right now….
[re=456042]Extemporanus[/re]: I’m calling for a Leif abscission as well.
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