MECONUIM!!1

Still patiently waiting for the “n” word. Gotta be close now.

we’re the united states of ketchup?

He was sired? What is he, a racehorse now?

Clearly, a true American blood impulse involves bombing the brown peoples, not loving them.

Wesley Pudendum wants all the 3rd world men for shimself.

[re=460493]slappypaddy[/re]: Obama has yet to win the marts and Heinz of Real Americans.

wow…just…wow. I’ve been telling lib friends to quit whining, because we were just as mean about Dubya, but this is just cringe and look away tacky.

Now we know why Mr. Obama stunned everyone with an earlier similar bow to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, only the bow to the Japanese emperor was far more flamboyant, a sign of a really deep sense of inferiority.

Oh, right — bowing is a sign of a sense of inferiority. And here I thought a sense of inferiority was defined by telling the world you’re so special you don’t have to obey any of the rules set down for everybody, and then sending Karen Hughes on a globetrotting tour to explain to the rest of the planet why they should thank us.

No, Mr. Pruden — anyone who’s ever had cats knows that the alpha cat is always deferential to the cats below him in the pecking order. And the dogs always think this is a sign of weakness.

“He was sired by a Kenyan father”
Like an animal.

“born to a mother attracted to men of the Third World…”
A whore attracted to unsuccessful peasants.

“and reared by grandparents in Hawaii, a paradise far from the American mainstream.”
Far from the shit emanating from the trumped up turd outlet that is The Washington Times.

Yes, well, I can see why Mr. Pruden might be so irked by deference to foreigners, given his that his own job requires him to display a certain obeisance to the Sun Myung Moon King.

“a mother attracted to men of the Third World”

So the WT is modern enough to not say “Nigger-Lover,” but they’re still cool with “Third World?”

Gross.

Guarantee Mr. Pruden considers himself a Christian. Guarantee the irony of a “Christian” criticizing a leader for “excessive humility” is lost on him. Either that or he is truly a bunch of monkeys in a room chained to typewriters.

The truly KKKlassiest thing in that there little piece of insanity was that it effectively called Obama’s mother a race-traitor and, I believe the expression is “nigger-lover” (“a mother attacted to men of the third world”). Obama’s Blood is Impure, and he cannot possibly have the right genetics to be president of white america.

Now I will just say, that calling Obama’s mother a “euphemism-lover” even without using the strongly implied n-word, is actually more detestable and shocking than openly calling Obama an n-word would be.

If Hawaii is out of the “American mainstream,” where does that leave Alaska?

Sounds like he’s planning ahead for the shutdown of the Wash Times and auditioning as a writer for Lou Dobbs new show on FOX.

“and reared by grandparents in Hawaii” – and Hawaii has lotsa, well, uh, um, has a diverse population.

“Several Internet sites published a rogue’s gallery showing how other national leaders – the prime ministers of Israel, India, Slovenia, South Korea, Russia and Dick Cheney among them – have greeted Emperor Akihito…”

I don’t think Mr. Pruden quite understands the meaning of “rogue’s gallery.”

Blingee bait, anyone?

Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?

[re=460550]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: I knew what you meant. It’s just that my vision of that room has the monkeys jumping around on top of the typewriters, with the alpha monkeys flinging feces at each other, and the beta monkeys picking up the feces to smear on pieces of paper to hand to the Washington Times as copy. Then the editors scrape the excess feces off the margins so they can paste it in, and voila! You have a Wesley Pruden column!

[re=460558]One Yield Regular[/re]: I forget, who is the prime minister of Dick Cheney?

John Adams or Thomas Jefferson making a similar gesture of servile submission?

Uh, duh. Adams wanted the president to be called “His Majesty the President” or “His High Mightiness”. So yes, yes I can.

But Obama would never bow down to the confederate flag of Wes Pruden and his defeated white trash ancestors, and for that he is not a true, red-blooded American, for he is black. Because only racist crackers from be American, and not Obama, the Third World-ian.

And for that insult to men of the Third World by mean Queen of the South Wes Pruden, a man with a girly name if there ever was one, men of the Third World (China, India, Brazil) will ensure that the great white men of the South will be given jobs stacking boxes of goods made in Third Worldiana at the great white store Walmart.

Could this man look and act more like a polyp carved out of Buchanan’s colon?

“Some of the president’s critics are giving him a hard time, and it’s true that this president seems never to have studied much American history.”

It must have been challenging for Obama to teach Constitutional law without ever having “studied” American history.

I honestly thought you made that quote up to be funny. OMG, just OMG.

So this is why they fired all the white dudes? Boon times for Korean translator-bots.

Need pic of Obama wearing cheetah-ass hat.

[re=460593]hockeymom[/re]:

I think his wikipedia page needs some updating.

So Obama is both a weak pansy ass with no political edge and a vicious backstabber from Chicago. Fascinating!

[re=460583]Next Great Pwndit[/re]: I thought he was sired as part of the secret Muslin breeding program in Kenya to create the Manchurian candidate to turn America socialist.

[re=460608]Larry McAwful[/re]: Now THAT’s a pic worthy of Blingee.

[re=460543]Prommie[/re]: Well, Mr. Pruden is afraid that too many others will suffer the fate of Obama’s mother, a white woman stolen by Those People because of their legendary massive size, instead of their proper place as property of underendowed white men like himself.

[re=460608]Larry McAwful[/re]: Just because he’s got his hand over his heart before the Confederate Flag doesn’t mean we should infer anything about his political belief system.

[re=460598]SmutBoffin[/re]: No it means he’s the Andy Rooney of the Times. Doesn’t know when to retire.

[re=460634]Mr Blifil[/re]: Quite right! I mean, I slept in white sheets last night, but does that make me a Klansman? No, it does… wait… does it?

[re=460499]Red Zeppelin[/re]: “sired” — That’s just Pruden’s classical Southern racism talking; when speaking of blacks, the plantation owner/overseer/white trash farmer would use animal-related terms rather than human one — “paws” for “hands,” “sired” for “fathered,” — all part of the dehumanizing process used to make slavery seem reasonable. Wes is really wearing his Confederate flag on his sleeve today.

wait… does it?

Only if you were cuddling your shotgun.

Remember, Obama’s mum married more than one Third Worlder. He couldn’t come up with a good enough word to encompass “darkie” and “chinkie”, so he just summed up.

[re=460635]Mr Blifil[/re]: Does he also have eyebrows large enough to house entire colonies of small tropical birds?

[re=460651]AxmxZ[/re]:

I bow before you in recognition of both your talent and speed.

[re=460651]AxmxZ[/re]: Fuck, it’s already been edited by wignut idiots.

[re=460651]AxmxZ[/re]: You are my hero.

Tell us what you really think, Wesley Pruden (if that’s your real name).

[re=460697]JMP[/re]: It’s an editing tennis match, I do believe. Our colleagues edits are up and down like a whore’s drawers at the moment.

here’s a screenshot of what I posted:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/axmxz/Wes_Prudens_wiki_article_my_correct.jpg

[re=460707]AxmxZ[/re]: You know, the average conservative’s gender issues, obsession with “manly man” masculinity, could be a psychiatrist’s field day.

[re=460651]AxmxZ[/re]: My hero.

[re=460627]Paul Tardy[/re]: Hopey was probably tired and misspoke or he meant to say the “57 States and Territories,” but that works only if you count DC, the five populated U.S. territories with local government (Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam, American Somoa, and the Northern Mariana Islands), and Midway Island, which is populated by some U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service staffers and a few contractors. There are other, non-populated territories, mostly small islands in the Pacific.

http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0108295.html

“The emperor arrived in full formal dress, cutaway coat and all, and MacArthur received him in summer khakis, sans tie, with his hands stuffed casually in his back pockets. Further astonishing the Japanese, he towered over the diminutive emperor.”

Yes, look at that manly, manly stance that MacArthur is striking. Hands stuffed into pockets, elbows out, ill-fitting pants. That’s a real Murkin for you right there.

[re=460627]Paul Tardy[/re]: Obama only visited 47 states during his campaign, but once, when answering a reporters question about this, and this is back during the campaign, he mis-spoke and said that he has visted 57 states. Wingtards love this.

OMG, the writing talent in this room needs to be harnessed for peaceful uses.

[re=460752]Prommie[/re]: teleprompter!!!11!!

On November 17th, 2009, Pruden published an opinion piece in the Washington Times titled “Obama bows, the nation cringes,” where he set forth some thoughts on the breaches of etiquette committed by President Obama on his tour of Asia, such as bowing to Emperor Akihito of Japan. Because Pruden isn’t aware of Japanese social customs, or much else (including his own vicious bigotry), he thinks that bowing to a yellow fella is a sign of weakness.

It appears that Pruden grew up in Little Rock and attended the pride of white Little Rock, Central High.

Recall that on the morning of September 23, 1957, nine African-American teenagers met an angry crowd protesting integration in front of Central High as they entered the school for the first time. This event, broadcast around the world, made Little Rock the site of the first important test of the U.S. Supreme Court’s historic Brown v. Board of Education of Topeka decision.

If someone has the time to go through the photos from that day, I wonder if you’d find Wes in that crowd or if he was there just in spirit.

[re=460735]AxmxZ[/re]: [re=460750]AxmxZ[/re]: Love you two times, baby!

not every writer at the Times belongs to the cult. just sayin

I liked Pruden better when he called himself Jimmy the Greek.

[re=460745]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: For a great cinematic recreation of this scene, see Aleksandr Sokurov’s The Sun. Great film set in the days when American men stood up to piss and humiliated foreign royalty for sport.

[re=460792]MattP[/re]: Obama’s … “lacies”? Man, this guy really needs to get laid. XD

[re=460763]Gopherit[/re]: There’s another meme the wingnuts keep bringing up that needs to die yesterday. Recently I saw one comment that began, “If George Bush used a teleprompter as much as Obama,” (though it was probably Obamao or Hussein or something like that), and filled with rage at the idiocy, since that moron used it a hell of a lot more than Obama ever has, as did Reagan.

[re=460804]JMP[/re]: Of course, the fact that W. had a teleprompter RUNNING all the time doesn’t indicate that he ever learned how to USE it, as the words raced by and he read the physical cues outloud (“[PAUSE FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT]“).

[re=460655]gurukalehuru[/re]: I SO don’t get this current wave of conservative dismissal of Hawai’i (but if it keeps them from visiting, so much the better). I recently read the first of the surprisingly progressive Charlie Chan novels by Earl Derr Biggers, and it has this fabulous theme about the diversity and cross-pollination of Hawai’i representing freedom in a way that’s entirely lost on the poor pale conservative souls on the East Coast. Not a lot has changed in the 80 years since that book appeared.

Is the 57 states thing a reference to Heinz 57? I love sauce.

Hey, Prudence, we bet that every now and then, you’re attracted to men from the Third World, too, if you know what we mean.

[re=460570]el donaldo[/re]: I’ve been laffing over this remark for the last 5 minutes solid. Damn you!

[re=460804]JMP[/re]: Teleprompter jokes? No problem! Just haul this one out for those stubborn fucktards. This oughta shut up their pie holes.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUKN2540350420070926?sp=true

[re=461067]Uncle Glenny[/re]: Oh shut your pie hole.

Those uppity natives in Hawai`i. I say we colonize their asses. Maybe we should drop the A-bomb on Waikiki first.

“IT’S NOT OBAMA’S FAULT THAT HE WAS BORN A SAVAGE AFRICAN LION, OKAY?”

Seriously, you guys—don’t blame him for the cartoonish Simba-lism!

[re=460678]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Chigra?