• February 15, 2012

OBAMA IS THAT BRAGGY MACABRE GUY ON VACATION: “‘It’s magical,’ Mr. Obama said, walking down a ramp alone, his hands in his pockets. ‘It reminds you of the sweep of history and our time here on earth is not that long. We better make the best of it.’” [WSJ]

{ 28 comments }

MLHencken November 18, 2009 at 11:11 am

GWB quotes from the same experience:

“Watch this drive.”

“Oh, is this where you keep the O’Doul’s?”

“Got any brush need clearin’?”

ManchuCandidate November 18, 2009 at 11:12 am

Thanks for making me feel bad for enjoying being a lazy shiftless sack of crap, Mr Barry Obama Time Nazi.

V572625694 November 18, 2009 at 11:13 am

If he was walking down the ramp alone, who heard him say this? Perhaps WSJ is telepathic. At $480/year, they oughta be.

proudgrampa November 18, 2009 at 11:15 am

[re=461384]V572625694[/re]: Good catch! Looks like WSJ needs to do more fact-checking.

Chain Tattoo November 18, 2009 at 11:19 am

Why is Obama bowing to Bo? Has Bo become emperor of something?
Regardless, it is a disgrace to all of Merika when the POTUS bows to anybody — especially a dog.

AngryBlakGuy November 18, 2009 at 11:22 am

[re=461381]MLHencken[/re]: …you give him too much credit! More accurately he is quoted as saying:

-”Pull my finger”
-”Cokk-Sukker says what”
&
-”I swear to DRUNK I am not GOD!!!”

Terry November 18, 2009 at 11:24 am

[re=461389]Chain Tattoo[/re]:

Yeah, but Bo is really cute.

sludjbunni November 18, 2009 at 11:26 am

[re=461384]V572625694[/re]: Lip readers. Rupert upped their game when he came on board.

thefrontpage November 18, 2009 at 11:29 am

Is this entire post and thread existing in an alternate universe? What the hell is this about?!

Texan Bulldoggette November 18, 2009 at 11:29 am

[re=461392]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Hey, where you been? I personally like this semi-actual quote: Fool me once, hee hee, won’t get fooled again.

bluemoose November 18, 2009 at 11:30 am

[re=461381]MLHencken[/re]: “I am so delighted to be here at the Great Wall of China today. As well as being a landmark visible from Sarah Palin’s house, my buddy tells me they have great Sesame Chicken.”

BlueStateLibtard November 18, 2009 at 11:32 am

Just the motivation I needed for beginning a long wearisome autobiography full of drivel and blaming everyone else for all of my problems. Thanks!

Canmon (the Inadequate) November 18, 2009 at 11:32 am

I prefer to spend my time dithering.

WadISay November 18, 2009 at 11:33 am

This reminds me I have to mow the fukkin grass.

freakishlystrong November 18, 2009 at 11:36 am

[re=461389]Chain Tattoo[/re]: You’ve inadvertently started a mew wingnut meme…

sludjbunni November 18, 2009 at 11:36 am

[re=461389]Chain Tattoo[/re]: Bo is emperor of his own asshole, which has to count for something.

Chain Tattoo November 18, 2009 at 11:36 am

[re=461394]Terry[/re]: Yeah, but if cute were what it all came down to we’d all be bowing to Hello Kitty. And where would that leave us?

SayItWithWookies November 18, 2009 at 11:39 am

[re=461397]thefrontpage[/re]: Sssshhhh! It’s not about you-know-who.

Also, I’ll be disappointed in our president if he doesn’t fulfill his lifelong ambition of dropping acid on the Great Wall.

mardam422 November 18, 2009 at 11:50 am

[re=461389]Chain Tattoo[/re]: Win!!!1

JMP November 18, 2009 at 12:05 pm

[re=461381]MLHencken[/re]: Then there’s “You know what’d be funny? If I’d grope the Prime Minister of Germany.”

Mr Blifil November 18, 2009 at 12:12 pm

Yeah we better all make the most of it, unless “making the most of it” is anything less than Harvard Law Review followed by rapid accession to state office, the US Senate, and the Presidency. In which case, the rest of the great unwashed douche sacks are all pretty fucking pathetic, what else ya got loo-hoo-zers?

Mr Blifil November 18, 2009 at 12:13 pm

[re=461384]V572625694[/re]: He has a predator drone assigned to him 24/7. Just in case he gets any funny ideas.

CaiteeCruelle November 18, 2009 at 12:34 pm

[re=461411]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Although if his translator is Honey Huan, the Chinese will never find out.

mumblyjoe November 18, 2009 at 12:40 pm

[re=461389]Chain Tattoo[/re]: NOBOBAMA!

Brendan M. November 18, 2009 at 12:44 pm

A not-so-subtle dig at Harry Reid.

Extemporanus November 18, 2009 at 3:13 pm

Braggy MacAbre? I thought Meghan’s older brother was named John Sidney IV.

sezme November 18, 2009 at 3:26 pm

Obama has clearly not spent any time studying history.

LowerdPeninsula November 18, 2009 at 11:43 pm

Oooo…so existential. If two roads diverge in a yellow wood, which does our president take? That one; the one less traveled by, of course.

Oh, Barry. How many needy women with low self-esteem did you use these corny, cliched lines on? Oooo! He’s so sensitive!

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