OH HELL YEAH DO THIS THING: It’s the last day of something or other with the Warblog Awards! Details here, from warblog Commenter Gen. Chascates. Thank you, everyone, for your many patriotic votes! [2009 Weblog Awards and these categories too, also]
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Authors
Kirsten Boyd Johnson (800)
Jim Newell (5429)
Wonkette Jr. (626)
Liz Colville (96)
Blair Burke (171)
Kaia Mursi (44)
Garrett Quinn (13)
Ken Layne (6695)
Matt Langer (40)
Arielle Fleisher (385)
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WARBLOGGGG!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!
I’m NOT VOTING, teh damn Joos, gayz and gingers always win.
No can do. If I register they’ll start calling me for jury duty.
Ok, I’ma gonna vote the way Wonk-corn tol’ me to, but seriously, when did the Dept. of Energy start producing anime underage fairy porn?! Whiskey Tango Fer-de-lance!
http://i27.tinypic.com/2lmwk02.jpg
Ok, sorry to beat a dead fairy here, but seriously…look at that DOE picture/ad. If the dementos get a hold of this, Steve Chu’s head is gonna roll down the Capitol steps like an Aztec sacrifice!
http://i27.tinypic.com/2lmwk02.jpg
[re=463187]user-of-owls[/re]: Those are the pointiest tits I’ve ever seen on a fairy.
I agree: Wonkette does deserve the 2009 Best Pro-Life Blog award. That’s how I’m voting. I also vote that the damn rabbit can’t have the cereal. Trix are for kids!
[re=463194]Click[/re]: Unless fairy is supposed to have some insanely droopy arm pits, it’s some splendid smut, that is. And the “belly button”…oh, Chu don’t wanna go there.
Where’s ACORN when you need them?
[re=463200]user-of-owls[/re]: Surprised they didn’t have a giant Peter standing over her head.
[re=463200]user-of-owls[/re]: Ever visit Chu’s old culinary science blog, CHU YOUR FOOD! ?
(Start at the bottom of page 2, and work your way backwards to the top of page 1.)
He hasn’t updated it in quite awhile…probably too busy surfing for pointy-titted tentcle porn. That shit drives dudes with a saggy armpit fetish eight-ways-from-Sunday-fucking cray-zee!
Thank you for your brave service, Gen. Chascates. By making the ultimate sacrifice on behalf of your cuntry, you will be forever remembered as a patriot and true ‘Merkin hero.
SNARKER FI!
[re=463211]Extemporanus[/re]: Impaled weiners on chopsticks, anyone?
[re=463213]Click[/re]: Thanks, but I’d prefer to eat out.
[re=463168]Bearbloke[/re]: I’m in.
All week I’ve been ‘meh’ who cares if Wonkette wins some juvenile, pointless blog awards? But to help Wonkette win the pro-life blog award, that is a cause worth fighting for, down to my very last email address.
[re=463217]Extemporanus[/re]: Not me, I always finish feeling that I haven’t had my fill.
[re=463211]Extemporanus[/re]: LETS EGG ROLL!!!
[re=463173]rocktonsammy[/re]: Daywalkers!
Ken!
The meanies at Technorati say Wonkette only has a 601 rating and rating of 701 or higher is required for the big blog award.
What do these arbitrary numbers mean, and why should I be scared of them?
More importantly, can we operatives do anything to raise the rating 100 pts. by the end of the nominating period?
We should win! Afterall, Wonkette is made of meat.
This calls for shameless wonkette link-shoring. I said WHORING you stupid iPhone!
I did my duty.
Bizarre fact: Vote for Wonkette, then vote for Shorts, then back to Wonkette and you can keep repeating as long as you like. You are not kept from re-voting once you refresh the screen.
Also.
I was going to comment in order to nominate Wonkette but I ended up seconding someone else’s nomination for something called Cuntlove. I assumed it was some kind of McCain side project. GO CUNTLOVE!
[re=463187]user-of-owls[/re]: Fucking fairy.
[re=463259]Mr Blifil[/re]: Strike that. Reverse it.
[re=463254]chascates[/re]: Thank you Mr. Chascates for supporting our Blarg.
Yes peoples, don’t forget to vote for the SHORTSandPANTS Blarg for freedom and America and other things too.
KEN I EVEN MADE YOUR BED THE WAY YOU LIKE IT AND YOU DO NOT ENDORSE THE SITE THING? Surely the flux capacitor hasn’t hit 85 MPH yet.
[re=463254]chascates[/re]: If you’d lay off the cheap gin you’d discover that yes, it looks like you can just refresh the page and it takes another vote but it in fact reverts back to what it was.
Stop living your life by the drop. Go for the gusto and down that stuff!
Sorry, but Im voting for Madam Miaow.
Who is this new writer Ken? I don’t like him one bit. Newell!!!!
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