Today Sarah Palin is visiting the Villages, which, according to the Internet’s famous Talking Points Memo, “is a heavily Republican community that is a must-stop for campaigning politicians in a key battleground state. The Villages is in central Florida about 60 miles northwest of Orlando.” So Presidential speculation, etc. etc.! Your Wonkette had never even heard of the Villages or the crucial Republican Villages People, which is why Editor Jim Newell suggested we watch this commercial. So, this is what Sarah Palin is doing today! Levi Johnston wins this round by default. [YouTube, TPM]
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Might as well have called it The White-ages.
Shoot me now. Please, god. Just shoot me now.
Also it’s full of republican’s so this isn’t surprising:
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/9283707/detail.html
Republican olds have created their ideal town and it is a perfect combination of a Sandals resort and the set of The Truman Show.
Makes sense to me.
They don’t even let the minorities in to clean!
[re=465564]GIJoeIce[/re]: Why can’t old people sit on the porch and whittle like they did when no one one earth was a kid?
Hopefully Palin will be trapped there by giant inflatable spheres, while Leo McKern tries to make her say why she resigned.
Is this the same place where the jackass cop kept using and stressing Obama’s middle name?
Your prostate must be at least 4 cm to join.
[re=465564]GIJoeIce[/re]: HAHAHAHAHAHA Maybe we’re too quick to judge this place, maybe it is in fact AWESOME.
You mean if I run for president I have to go there and kiss their shorts wearing, golf cart riding pasty butts? Forget that.
While the Republican olds at the Villages® may be white and conservative enough, they are probably not nutty and religious enough to make this appearance turn into the crazyfest that usually follows our snowbilly grifter.
Was that the theme song to a syndicated 80s sitcom? I think it came on between “Charles in Charge” and “Small Wonder”.
Seriously, that was bad enough it seemed like a parody. Ugh.
I bet the resturants are positively JAMMED at 5pm!
It’s an “adult retirement community”. As opposed to a “teenager retirement community”?
*donning suicide vest; headed to Villages*
I heard they were originally considering a version of that song performed by the New Christy Minstrels but rejected it because it sounded too much like “jungle music.”
[re=465565]ivenson[/re]: Well, the retired Republicans needed their own special community away from the other Florida communities of retired olds, which tend to be filled with, you know, those people.
Jesus. Those have got to be the whitest whites that have ever whited.
Welcome to the Villages, Number Six.
[re=465564]GIJoeIce[/re]: Damn, the old people today just can’t keep it in their pants, can they? What we need is abstinence-based community college sex ed.
She must complete her signing by 3:30 so everyone can move en masse to Red Lobster for the early-bird special. It’s LOBSTERFEST!!!
[re=465580]JMP[/re]: I get ya…”new york banker types”.
They have community pools- SOCIALISM!!!
What kind of monster would schedule showings of “Widowmaker” at one of their two “state of the art movie theaters”?
God’s waiting room…
[re=465564]GIJoeIce[/re]: The call them SOCIAL diseases because they bring SOCIALISM. You don’t think that’s a coïncidence, that those two words are so similar, do you?
I wouldn’t embrace socialist disease for all the tea in the People’s Republican of China!
Are the Republican Villages People ghey? Does this mean Sarah is coming out for teh gheyz? And ghey marriage? Woot! Let’s spread the word, with bells and balloons! Yippee!! Ding, dong, the bitch is dead…..
It’s hard to believe that theme song was written by white people.
Wow, I’ll keep my shack in the scrub woods and hobo beans, thank you, I’d rather die than go off to a place like that.
I remember the Village People being a lot more fun.
My hatred of Florida, olds, retarded conservatives, and ‘Cuda
is so intense it can be seen from space.
[re=465586]ivenson[/re]: Exactly, “New York” types = jewish for that bunch. And the Truman Show/Sandals analogy? Spot…fucking….on. Toss in some pre-aged Stepford people and you have The Villages. And….gated community? Of course, goes with out saying.
Is this the place Glum Bleek presented his rant that we’ve all got to be more like the Chinese?
Personally, I’m practicing eating rice with sticks (homage to Richard Pryor; thank you!).
[re=465583]comicbookguy[/re]: +1
[re=465594]Scarab[/re]: The Village People and The People of the Villages – same planet, different worlds.
[re=465592]Scarab[/re]: It’s hard to believe that theme song was written by straight people.
/fixed
OMG I wish I had the Depends concession! Then I could retire.
Didn’t Dante describe this place?
Hey, tips@; news reports coming on now that there’s some raghead that’s been spotted running around loose in the White House!!!
“The Villages, where we’re no-longer wed and nearly dead”. Also!
[re=465565]ivenson[/re]: My nomination for Comment of the Day
[re=465613]Flanders[/re]: agreed
[re=465607]FMA[/re]: Yup, he sure did. The Seventh Circle — AKA “the Villages” has all of the Republican’s favorite things!
Hey, Villages People! Y-M-C-A!
A loaf of Wonder bread comes to mind.
It must be nice to live in a place where every destination is reachable by golf cart.
Why is it hurricanes miss that place/ Why?
the place just hasn’t been the same since The Truman Show was cancelled.
Quotes from the TV show, The Prisoner
(where Patrick McGoohan’s Number 6 was taken to The Village)
Labour Exchange Manager: Good, you are honest. That is of use. Honesty attracts confidence, and confidence is our core of our business. See how honest I am being with you?
Number 6: Unlike me, many of you have accepted the situation of your imprisonment, and will die here like rotten cabbages.
“A still tongue makes a happy life”
–Village Maxim
“You still have a choice. You can still salvage your right to be individuals. Your rights to truth and free thought! Reject this false world of Number Two . . . reject it NOW!!”
–No.6; A Change of Mind
If only this were the worst that Florida real estate developers had to offer.
On the plus side, all the residents are likely drinking DDT at levels way beyond lethal. Can’t have the Florida insect life interfering with the Florida experience, you know.
It’s just like “Leave it to Beaver,” if Wally and June were actually as old as they acted.
Somewhere, The Villages has found its idiot.
Jefferton Alive!
I have told my children that if I ever get the urge to move to a place like that to take me out to the woods in winter and leave me there. Shudder.
The Villages: median age is 66.
Recreation time: http://www.paec.gov.pk/paec_hospital/images/800by600/icu_2.jpg
Here’s the most disturbing single thing you will ever read in your whole life, even if you live long enough to move to The Villages. According to public health statistics, The Villages has the highest rate of STDs of any community its size in America. Ack. Ew. Ack. Vomit break, everyone….
Ok, I saw the cop, the cowboy, the construction worker, someone I assumed was the leather daddy w/o his chaps, several soldiers, but NO INDIAN! Is there a different reservation they go to to play golf until they?
I may have been hallucinating, but I think I saw Reagan and Nixon in that video. 9/11 TRUTH NOW! INFOWARS.COM!!
I love golf (Don’t hate me). I’m not a good golfer, but used to play about once a week, sometimes more, with a drinking buddy, my college roommate, brother-in-law, retired dad, etc. I really miss playing golf, now that I’m too occupied with my job, my home remodel, chauffeuring my kids to their piano/voice/orthodontist engagements etc. I haven’t played golf in 8 years or so. I’m jonesing for a round of golf. Badly need to play a round.
With these folks? Ugh. No thanks.
Further, the video makes more sense if you watch them wearing a special pair of sunglasses.
Do they have on-site diaper service?
Mom and her new husband (Olbermann watching libtards) just bought a place there.
I don’t think they’ll fit in.
[re=465697]DemmeFatale[/re]: I always just say “mom and her most recent husband”. That way, you don’t need to learn the name.
White, white, baby. So very white, white baby.
That meter-above-sea-level town is seriously making me rethink my support for cap and trade.
[re=465635]Crazybroad[/re]: [re=465678]mad mom[/re]: Well, the presence of all of the sodomites would explain the popularity of STDs among these zombie-Americans.
Jebus, I grew up in Anchorage and even my high school wasn’t this white. This is like the What White People Like dream community.
The moon’s albedo is lower than the pasty white skin of these folks. You’d need to wear sunglasses made of welder’s mask glass, on a cloudy day, also.
Hmmm…isn’t that show ‘The Prisoner’ set in ‘The Village’?
All the animals come out at night – whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.
Doesn’t Palin know there’s an awfully good chance she’ll run into Joe Biden here? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ
Jeeesus fuckbing christ with a tampon up his ass, kill me now.
Wow, these are George Ws’ “have and have mores” and this is what they have. Someone lacks imagination.
Here’s the real theme song for The Villages – at around 7:05 in, although you really need to see the whole thing (and part 1) if you haven’t before.
At one time, my parents were looking at this place for their retirement. Too bad they didn’t move there. I would’ve love to fuck that place up on visits.
THIS is the raging teabag army we’re all so worried about?
If I come down with swine flu, I’m gonna spend two weeks golfing there and get this shit taken care of.
THIS is the raging teabag army we’re all so worried about?
If I come down with swine flu, I’m gonna spend two weeks golfing there and get this shit taken care of.
Also, Naples.
No,no, Babble Spass is there as part of No. 2′s plan to torture No. 6 into saying why he resigned! Right now Patrick McGoohan is tied up with earphones on being forced to listen to…. HER!
Or that new guy from the new “The Prisoner.” Whatever.
At last – the definitive answer to “Where the white women at?”
Isn’t The Villages where that “half-breed muslin” sign picture was taken last year?
That song fuckin’ ROCKS!!!
My parents live there. I am sad to say…I have been there. It IS as bad as you all think. My husband told me we will never, ever go back. My parents are libtards however and there is actually a small group of like-minded folks who push back against the whackos. They told me that our friend Glen Beck was there recently but they didn’t get close enough to spit on him. Sad.
yay. and the water-treatment system has that hidden danger: Metamucil.
spot the black people.
Lots of commie chinese dry wall,installed by illegals,employed by top notch florida constuction companies and all filmed outdoors.Jesus is great.
Jeez, M. Night Shyamalan has really gone downhill. I saw the twist coming a mile away: there actually AREN’T any minorities there! Duh!
lovey, well of course she has tennis elbow with a backhand like that
[re=465665]Lazy Media[/re]: Ward & June have the customized golf cart concession and Wally & Eddie Haskell are smokin tiparillos in Havana
Okay, so the second version of The Prisoner sucks, BUT STILL a remake is unnecessary…send these folks back to the back back lot prop room where they belong…they can take Sarah with them…
Worst M Knight Shyamalan movie ever.
Is it sung to the tune of “I’ve Been Everywhere, Man” or is that the Route 66 song? I forget!
Rogue’s Only.
Man, I had no idea the Villages are so right-wing! Makes the lesbian sex I had in the parking lot there when I was 23 amusing on a whoooole new level.
My aunt and uncle live there, so I’ve visited a few times and it is all kinds of creepy. The only person of color I saw there was a black man who worked at Johnny Rockets – sweeping up, of course. Even the “downtown” buildings have fake facades on them, some of them with fake backstories (i.e., back in 1901, this was the dentist’s office of Zeke McClain). I would go running in the mornings and get totally lost because every house looks the same.
The Villages advertises that they have pre-owned homes for sale.The only way you could have pre-owned houses for sale in a retirement community is if Obama’s death panels have been busy. For more proof of the death panels the biggest section of the local newspaper “The Villages Daily Sun” is the obituary section.
One of the few live ones left put this ad in the local paper,
Saturday, Glenn Beck advised
us to education ourselves.
Coming Soon to this area
Self Discovery Workshop
another ad
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People with a unibrow could save some serious coin.
I thought I heard some reggae.
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