COPENHAGEN LEADERS MAKING INSANE AMOUNTS OF PROGRESS ON CLIMATE CHANGE: “Breaking news: U.S. Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsak announced Wednesday the United States would provide $1 billion over the next three years to preserve tropical forests overseas.” Global temperatures have already dropped ten degrees! [Washington Post]
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I assume that billion is for that Avatar jungle place.
That parrot is mesmerizing.
Hey everyone! Looks like we’re all getting Mahogany Tables for Christmas 2012!
This won’t help Iowa farmers at all. Vilsak is doing this agri gig all wrong.
That should make up for the $200 billion we will spend napalming the shit out of other forested areas.
Why don’t we just bomb the rainforests for $20 billion over the next year and save negative $19 billion dollars?
We are funding them there so that we don’t have to AAARRRGGGHHH!!
Did anyone just see that?! The parrot fucking moved,, man!
THERE! SEE? IT JUST DID IT AGAIN!!
WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS?!
Wait till Lieberman hears about this deficit-buster.
Cue Republicans who support the Bush tax cuts and wars whining about the deficits in five minutes.
iz in ur conference, giving away ur munneys
Wow…..one billion. That’s maybe 1/10 of what indonesian loggers bring into their economy. That’ll really fix the problem.
It’s socialism I tells ya. Redistribution of wealth! I’m staging a die-in in the middle of a third world rain forest, to protest. Everyone send a bag of rock salt to that parrot.
There’s no global warming in my house. It’s minus 70 zillion because my cheap-ass husband turned down the thermostat again.
If I didn’t love him so much, I’d move to DC and get gay married.
Here in the middle of what was once the mighty Mojave National Forest, we sold out for a lot less than $1B. Just sayin’.
Don’t we spend a billion dollars on like, 1 fighter jet?
[re=479649]Extemporanus[/re]: The parrot stopped moving now.
He’s dead.
The parrot appears to approve. But parrots have no idea how much it costs to keep them in birdseed. It will cost a lot to stock all those parrot feeders in the rain forest and there won’t be any money left over to prevent the trees they prefer from being knocked over, by chainsaws, to build environmentally sustainable parrot feeders.
$1 billion?! Do you know how many assault helicopter programs we could buy with that (Oh, probably one)? Anywho, now what will we use so kill our Chinese commmunist, US national debt financiers, if we need to…ah..kill them someday? Because now we’re using our precious hard earned “fruits of my labors” taxes to save some type of endangered flying tree otters and yellow jungle dung beetles. Christ, how many Chinese bad guys and “the terrorists” can we kill with parrots and rubber trees? None you granola chompin’ libtards! None! What a socialist waste. The Founding fathers are rolling around in their graves (again) because of this nanny state hoax called “so-called global warming.”
[re=479674]Hamster[/re]: Your avatar is not a hamster. But it does want to kill you.
[re=479674]Hamster[/re]: Ha! Fighters (F-22 “Raptor”) are cheap at $361M per copy. How many shall I put you down for?
Saving the rainforests is a hidden tax on industry. It breeds a culture of dependency — how are rainforests ever going to grow up to become factories and cities if they keep depending on handouts from the US? Rather than these outrageous experiments with socialism, we should try a commonsense approach. I propose we initiate a program of tax cuts and tort reform.
As long as I have my piña colada, can global warming really be that bad?
[re=479686]V572625694[/re]: Oh, sorry, 3 fighter jets. …I was going to get one at walmart on Black Friday but my panhandling didn’t go so well that week.
[re=479691]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I blame ACORN.
[re=479675]Extemporanus[/re]: No he isn’t; he’s just pining for the fjords.
(Sorry; that was obvious).
[re=479708]JMP[/re]: As was the set-up.
So, do ya…do ya wanna come back to my place?
[re=479691]SayItWithWookies[/re]: You fail the Reaganoid purity test you socialist! Instead of tax cuts and tort reform, you should be demanding tax cuts, tort reform, tax cuts, tax cuts, spam eggs and tort reform.
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