By weirdly popular demand, here is the infamous video of some Paultards singing a very terrible version of “Twelve Days of Christmas,” wherein the partridge “goes Galt” and the Maidens all run away screaming because, jesus, Paultards are singing! [YouTube]
Paultards of Xmas Past Wish You a Very Crappy Christmas
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Feel stupidier just from watching first third.
Paultards: delusional, racist, obsessed with gold, irrational hatred of taxes, don’t understand the Constitution, racist, and also tone-deaf.
We’ll be getting more here soon, won’t we?
It just makes me so sad that all those Freeper carolers had to be rounded up by our fleet of black helicopters, shipped off to those secret FEMA death camps where we extracted their FREEDUMB!!! with a blow torch and a pair of pliers. Of course, once we done that we no choice but to vivisect them all before selling their bodily organs to the Chinese.
But hey, now we gots their FREEDUMBS!!!, and we knew all along we wouldn’t be able to stage an Islamic/Maoist/Socialist/Nazi/Kenyan/Satanic takeover of the United States without breaking a few eggs, didn’t we Comrades?
Jesus Christ, Ken. It’s Christmas. Cut us some slack. Watching that destroyed more brain cells than all of the wine I plan to drink later today, and tomorrow, and the next day…
What do these weirdly ugly people have against safe food and medicines?
[re=484776]the problem child[/re]: Don’t you know, safe food and medicine are unconstitutional according to the Randroid stupids.
They’re actually against it because some might go to black people, but won’t usually admit it publicly.
Why do they want to hand over Fort Knox to the Chinese? Unless they don’t mean ALL dollars backed by gold?
Are they saying “Prince Paul” gave to me? Is that what they are saying?
I guess sweet liberty includes re-instating the monarchy.
I didn’t watch it. I will be celebrating the birth of Jesus in the Jewish manner-serving Christmas dinner to the homeless in DC and then eating Chinese food and watching a movie.
Reading Wonkette’s wayback posts this week has been depressing, and not in a Seasonal Affective Disorder way. Where is the happiness?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF560HDTDuc
Pope cat — I guess it is under some fancy embargo, or maybe I missed it, but can you perform a “Day before Xmas miracle” and say something about the California coast walk thingie?
[re=484787]DC Hates Me[/re]: Seasonal Affective Disorder doesn’t kick into high gear until January, when it’s cold and dismal as fuck, and you have no Christmas loot to look forward to.
Christ, and thats the best take?
The Paultardettes look like the bar in the first Star Wars movie.
[re=484793]FunkyPalmettoBug[/re]: Worse than that; they look like the bar in the Star Wars Holiday Special.
[re=484787]DC Hates Me[/re]: Gawd!
Nothing is hotter than an Asian chick with her own 122 mm shore defense gun. That scene where she and her friends are swabbing the muzzle…smokin’. The only way that could be hotter is if Kim Jong Il decreed the new military uniform was a neoprene miniskirt and a spiked leather dog collar (which makes it about a 50/50 chance my dreams will come true).
Thanks DC and I didn’t get you anything for Christmas…
Paultards put the dumb in freedom.
That was impressive — not the singing, but the fact that they got three girls to join their D&D club.
Meh. Needs more Hightower.
http://wonkette.com/412834/rand-pauls-very-special-spokesman-resigns-why-would-he-do-that
WTF are they saying? Are they saying Ron Paul, or are they deliberately mumbling some coded homage to the old fucker?
They seriously want to get rid of the FDA, which is just a rubber stamp for pharma anyway? If that means all drugs would be over-the-counter, including the good ones, I could get with that. I may be a Libertarian now.
So long, libtards. I will now join with my new insane, racist, badly dressed Randian overlords.
God that was tedious. No FDA!? I’m just guessing: they must figure if your food kills people, then the market will make your company go bankrupt, thus there is no need for the FDA. If that is their rationale, I see a little flaw in the logic – what about the dead people.
[re=484802]Katydid[/re]:
Watch out for the orange pill, I hear it gives you a Boner.
It was either their version of the “twelve days of ron-paul-ness” or their version of “white christmas”. Of course, they’re dreaming of a white every day, where the ne-gros disappear, and they can wear their white hoods in the snoooooooowww…
This is why I hope death panels are back in.
Are they known as Dicktards , ArmeyTards these days? Rand seems to be spiraling downward with klan sheets and all. The only rightful owner left is teabag sponsor and master corporate meatpuppet Dickless Armey.
on the 1st day of Christmas Paultards gave to me
An ear full of aural VEE DEE!
[re=484805]FlipOffResearch[/re]: A couple million dead people is a small price to pay for proper devotion to Libertarian god of the invisible hand.
Here’s my own song for those fruits ’n nuts:
“Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell crock.”
What’s with the jerky hand-held camera anyway? People have been known to pass out from shit like that.
Dollars backed by gold? Hell no! We want an abolition of fraudulent paper currency! ALL CURRENCY EXCHANGE MUST BE MADE IN GOLD OR SILVER, LIKE THE CONSTITUTION SAYS!!!1!11!!
If people go to the trouble of doing this, I would prefer they hold auditions. Then match like voices. Then discuss pitch. And above all else, NEVER EVER EVER START A GODDAMN SONG IN THE KEY OF C#. EVER.
Since Ken is waxing nostalgic, here’s a bit of teabaggly Paultard holiday cheer from a couple years back Do like mhirtes12 YewTube comment on the twelve daze of Ron Paul.
[re=484806]AKAM80TheWolf[/re]: LOL. Thanks for the warning. I only plan on taking drugs that will kill the pain of being a Paultard and abort my babies.
Every time it pans to the far right and I see the guy kind of peering out from behind his Ron Paul Sign I crack the fuck up. That guy is comedy GOLD.
Like a caterpillar transforming into a beautiful butterfly, the Paultards have metamorphosed from an anti-real ID zealots into wondrous Birthers.
[re=484817]Chickensmack[/re]:
Mmm, there are some C# songs we could sing to the Paultards like Weezer’s Slob
[re=484818]weejee[/re]: They were anti-BillO/Hannity. FoxNews were extremely successful in getting their support this year by sponsoring the teabag klan rallies. I think Fox realized they needed them when the Paultards chased Hannity out of town that one time.
… and nooo Congressional Medal of Honor for Rosa-aaa Paaarks!
[re=484792]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Happy XXX-mass, Yanks! My Senior-Bear and I just returned from Midnight Services – his idea, him being a once “properly Anglican” Royal Navy man (who nonetheless lurves penis like the rest of the Fleet does) – and I thought I’d look in on the current status of your country’s bitter screaming blood-n-bile soaked struggle for a common public service that the rest of the civilised world considers to be a no-brainer… and I see the Paultards are rampant again… well, good luck with all it takes to feed them a large steaming bowl of christmastime STFU – I’m off to pub-hop whist they’re still open on this lovely warm summer night… but if you’re looking for some Seasonal Affective Disorder, check back in July…
[re=484823]El Pinche[/re]: Paultards morphing to Teabags? What’s next do they morph into True American Patriotic Otiose Nekkid Sechers (TAMPONS)? No, not otiose as they breed like rabid bunnies.
No FDA? I like this. Does that mean I am now a *gaddammit don’t even say it* paultard? Oh fuck me.
[re=484827]weejee[/re]: Obtuse or Obese, perhaps?
Can we get a transcript?
[re=484791]Come here a minute[/re]: The disaster of a journey is long over, but I must vanish again next week to finish WRITING this fucking thing. Happy Kwanzaa to you!
[re=484793]FunkyPalmettoBug[/re]: The very adamant heifer in the middle is the reason why I’ve watched this video numerous times.
Breaking news: Famous Jew and crook Bernie Madoff gets early Christmas “present” for killing Baby Jeebus, presumably!
Enter the Golden Calf of Rand. Jeebus sharpens his smiting tools.
[re=484826]Bearbloke[/re]:
Nelson and Collingwood have an afterlife plan of raking your arsehole with 24-pounders for that comment.
[re=484827]weejee[/re]: Ooooh I can’t wait for the pics of wingtards wearing Maxi Pads as headbands!!
Paultards can’t do shit.
Hey now, I get a lot of shit done in C#.
The gross IQ in that room must be at least 100, maybe even a little higher!
The Purity Of Essence Singers! Flouride detection kit with every CD.
Meet-up group is a weird way to pronounce “militia.”
No fair! After school detention was never that fun when I was taking Special Ed classes.
This gave me a sad.
I was on redstate and became inspired to create this nickname. Republicans aren’t just dumb, they’re disgustingly so. Anyway, since my voyage to the alien planet redstate is blogged from is complete…I’d like to say this.
I am really getting sick of the Democratic party and yet everytime I see what the “other side” is…Damn you wingnuts for being inbred as well as crazy retards. Now I’ll have to support Obama again and work on the campaigns
. So in other words, as a line from the worst of the series godfather III summed thusly: “Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in”. Sorry Green Party, I love you and all but the republicans are too sickening to be let back into power.
Now that my anonymous journey through the heart of darkness is complete…paultards can’t sing, write songs or find their original teeth to brush; assuming they brushed them beforehand. Seriously, I noticed everyone in that room is a pale face…and ron and rand paul get a harsh rap for being called racists…look at thier supporters!
Anyway, I’d plug my blog right now but I’m wary of the banhammer…I read this site often, I just rarely comment. You all quite often take the words right out of my mouth (and my brain).
I’m dreaming of a specie Christmas;
Not like the fiat we’ve come to know.
[re=484805]FlipOffResearch[/re]:
Interesting story about pre-FDA: In the late 1800s meat factories were so bad that customers routinely died of food poisoning. A number of troops in the Spanish-American war died from eating it. Europe even boycotted meat from the U.S. One would think that losing the business of an entire continent is bad, and killing soldiers is even worse. But Big Meat still fought gov’t regulation tooth and nail.
So has anyone checked the price of gold? Nahhhhh.
Poor Kenny Layne gets his panties in a bunch over having to think about monetary policy. Damn Paultards!
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