Comments on: Oh God Can We Please Just *Not* Have A War On Yemen? http://wonkette.com/412931/oh-god-can-we-please-just-not-have-a-war-on-yemen The D.C. Gossip Thu, 16 Feb 2012 03:57:15 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Roslin http://wonkette.com/412931/oh-god-can-we-please-just-not-have-a-war-on-yemen#comment-486411 Roslin Tue, 29 Dec 2009 22:19:38 +0000 http://wonkette.com/?p=412931#comment-486411 The Yemeni government is, last I checked, one of our allies. And Saudi Arabia is one of its allies. And ... what the fuck is this dumb fuck thinking? God, he is the carbuncle of the ass of the Jewish people. The Yemeni government is, last I checked, one of our allies. And Saudi Arabia is one of its allies. And … what the fuck is this dumb fuck thinking? God, he is the carbuncle of the ass of the Jewish people.

]]> By: Halloween Jack http://wonkette.com/412931/oh-god-can-we-please-just-not-have-a-war-on-yemen#comment-486291 Halloween Jack Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:11:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/?p=412931#comment-486291 [re=485533]blinky_twinkie[/re]: I would pledge myself to King Krug's service had I not already sworn fealty to Felicia Day, beautiful and wise beyond measure, whose only command is that I stay 500 feet away from her at all times (public conveyances not exempted), 1000 feet at special events and no screaming or throwing of underwear or severed bodily organs (mine or others). Can't serve two masters or mistresses. [re=485533]blinky_twinkie[/re]: I would pledge myself to King Krug’s service had I not already sworn fealty to Felicia Day, beautiful and wise beyond measure, whose only command is that I stay 500 feet away from her at all times (public conveyances not exempted), 1000 feet at special events and no screaming or throwing of underwear or severed bodily organs (mine or others). Can’t serve two masters or mistresses.

]]> By: Trot Nixon' http://wonkette.com/412931/oh-god-can-we-please-just-not-have-a-war-on-yemen#comment-485926 Trot Nixon' Tue, 29 Dec 2009 04:05:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/?p=412931#comment-485926 Stupid Joe. If he knew international affairs at all, he'd know that the Sana'a government can't control the parts of Yemen with them al Kayda types. So attacking Yemen, would, you know, not do anything. Stupid Joe. If he knew international affairs at all, he’d know that the Sana’a government can’t control the parts of Yemen with them al Kayda types. So attacking Yemen, would, you know, not do anything.

]]> By: Dreadful Gate http://wonkette.com/412931/oh-god-can-we-please-just-not-have-a-war-on-yemen#comment-485898 Dreadful Gate Tue, 29 Dec 2009 02:05:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/?p=412931#comment-485898 This just in! Joo Liebercunt is a distended, groaningly full skinsack full of festering rat puss which is leaking out his anus and ears. Just sayin' This just in!

Joo Liebercunt is a distended, groaningly full skinsack full of festering rat puss which is leaking out his anus and ears.

Just sayin’

]]> By: DustBowlBlues http://wonkette.com/412931/oh-god-can-we-please-just-not-have-a-war-on-yemen#comment-485878 DustBowlBlues Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:30:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/?p=412931#comment-485878 [re=485556]bureaucrap[/re]: The UK invasion is a brilliant idea. It will be so much easier to get translators, for one thing. (Unlessl they use cockney rhyming slang during the siege). And think of how our puny art museums will suddenly blossom with the great masters. The portrait of Maggie Thatcher in the National Portrait Gallery? They can keep that. [re=485556]bureaucrap[/re]: The UK invasion is a brilliant idea. It will be so much easier to get translators, for one thing. (Unlessl they use cockney rhyming slang during the siege). And think of how our puny art museums will suddenly blossom with the great masters.

The portrait of Maggie Thatcher in the National Portrait Gallery? They can keep that.

]]> By: Snarkalicious http://wonkette.com/412931/oh-god-can-we-please-just-not-have-a-war-on-yemen#comment-485876 Snarkalicious Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:27:05 +0000 http://wonkette.com/?p=412931#comment-485876 [re=485860]Neilist[/re]: Oh, snap? [re=485860]Neilist[/re]: Oh, snap?

]]> By: DustBowlBlues http://wonkette.com/412931/oh-god-can-we-please-just-not-have-a-war-on-yemen#comment-485875 DustBowlBlues Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:24:00 +0000 http://wonkette.com/?p=412931#comment-485875 Why stop at the middle east? Al-shish kabab, or whatever that Muslim African terrorist group is called, has used the Somalian diaspora to recruit suiciders from Berundi and parts of Kenya. Congo's bound to be next. Why aren't we waging pre-emptive war on the country of Africa? (Bush and Palin in one short comment. You're welcome) Why stop at the middle east? Al-shish kabab, or whatever that Muslim African terrorist group is called, has used the Somalian diaspora to recruit suiciders from Berundi and parts of Kenya. Congo’s bound to be next. Why aren’t we waging pre-emptive war on the country of Africa?

(Bush and Palin in one short comment. You’re welcome)

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