Check out this crusty old bit of sex-on-wheels, sent from a Wonkette Arkansas operative: “Here is a photo, from today, of Arkansas State Senator Kim Hendren’s car parked in his reserved slot at the state capitol. He is the front runner in the Republican primary to challenge Blanche Lincoln. He’s the one who called Chuck Schumer ‘that Jew.’” Just blast a lil’ Whitesnake and throw on a tattered jean jacket, and Hendren’s set himself up for a steamy night of trailer trash tail (including Blanche Lincoln.)
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KIM HENDREN (I-ROC)
Joe Biden is impressed.
FREEBIRD!!!!
The other side says, KYMZ2WCKED4U!
Hendren don’t need no manual, to know, how to rock!
Gonna be a GOP landslide in November I tell you. Ignore your lying eyes and cling tight to the memory of ’94!
A boy named Kim? Sorry, but he must have teh geyh,
I figured Mark Hamill’s ride from Corvette Summer would turn up again, somewhere, sometime.
Slow ride….take it easy….
Sweet. Robert Novak strapped on one of these to run down the guy in DC.
I bet it’s an automatic.
Unsafe at any speed.
Can we get the Wonkette operative to check the trunk?
Just blast a lil’ Whitesnake and throw on a tattered jean jacket, and Hendren’s set himself up for a steamy night of trailer trash tail (including Blanche Lincoln.)
This strategy worked for Todd Palin.
Nice. The red lettering matches his neck.
That makes the Ford Fiesta Matthew Broderick drives in Election look like a freakin’ Quattroporte.
Two words. Death Proof.
I’m impressed that all the letters fit on the door and are placed nice and straight. With a ride as hot as that you don’t want to fuck it up with crooked lettering.
Instead of the usual campaign yard signs, every supporter’s house is going to have one of these on cinder blocks.
I’d hit that…
When trailer trash go thru mid-life crisis.
It’s made out of solid gold standard.
NO TRUCKNUTZ??????????? Obvious RINO.
Oh, *that* Hendren. I assumed Tipi had come out of hiding.
Sweet ride!
But can little Kimmy Hendred handle the reigning Jew-Hater 500 champ, Mad Max & his 1973 solid black Pursuit Special? – find out this sunday…Sunday…SUNDAY!!!
THIS IS NECESSARY:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/shirtless_biden_washes_trans_am_in
I feel better now.
At least he’s not *really* the front runner. Gilbert Baker and Curtis Coleman. Blanche has 16% favorables in Arkansas, I can’t imagine dems not putting up another candidate. I’ll snark next time.
Hey, I like Whitesnake… *looks embarrassed*
What straight male from the 1980s didn’t enjoy Tawny Kitaen straddling the hood of a car?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3MXiTeH_Pg
But yeah, that car is just pure political Cheez.
Just perfect for crusin’ the keg parties and finding some high school hotties. This guy being a Republican, he probly has his eye on the varsity quarterback.
I keep gettin’ older, they all stay the same age…
Does he have a “Gas, Grass or Ass” sticker on the back? Maybe Calvin peeing on something?
Wow. Whoever arranged that earthquake in Haiti, they’re aim was way off.
[re=495146]ivenson[/re]:” Maybe Calvin peeing on something?”….Yemen, maybe. Or health care.
Why y’all be hatin’?
That’s an 86 Corvette.
A bright yellow 1986 Corvette convertible was chosen as Indy 500 Pace Car driven by Chuch Yeager.
It’ll blow your Smart Car and Prius’ off the road you libtard bunny-huggers.
Fuckin’ AWWWWESOME.
I’ll bet there’s a Palin 2012 sticker on the bumper too.
[re=495131]mollymcguire[/re]: CITIZEN! REPORT ALL RINOS! WE NEED THEIR HUMAN BLOOD!
http://www.operationleper.com/
[re=495151]Radiotherapy[/re]: snarkaliciolous! or not.
[re=495151]Radiotherapy[/re]: “Chuch Yeager”? You mean, Chuck’s retarded cousin? The guy who broke the Zounds! Barrier?
Front plate: Confederate flag
Rear plate: MY VETTE or BANDIT
[re=495105]StoneAge[/re]:
A 4-speed, too.
If you look at it in your rear view mirror, Nerdnah.
YeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!! Break out the Chablis and 7up. We’re goin’ first class tonight baby!!
♪ Little Dead Corvette *clap-clap* ♫
don git no pimPer dan dat!
Shouldn’t one panel on that car be a different color?
Stay classy, Arkansas.
Also, all you Whitesnake people out there… WRONG. That car screams Def Leppard.
Someone has a small penis.
[re=495172]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]:
No way!
Molly Hatchet.
[re=495175]rocktonsammy[/re]: I can never listen to “Flirtin’ With Disaster” without cranking it to 11 and mashing down on the gas…
re=495157]Skwerl Nutz[/re]: Tx, and maybe I should have said, it has a McCain/Palin bumper sticker with the McCain top half cut off. When I saw this beast I thought of that Doug (chlamydia-yellow toothed) Hoffman for some reason.
[re=495159]Neilist[/re]: Damn typo, I pasted that line from some POS ad. Although Choochooch Yeager may have broken the sound barrier in a bullet train.
FYI, gun racks were an available option on mid-80′s Vettes?
It’s a 1984, you can tell from the exhaust. You guys keep driving your hybrids and little shitboxes so mid-life crisis victims like me can keep burning dinosaurs in our Vettes listening to Sammy Hagar’s “I can’t drive 55.”
Leave him alone. Hendren only bought this car to distract Jackie Gleason while Jerry Reed drove those 400 cases of Coors to Georgia.
[re=495189]CanadianBacon[/re]: As a former disciple of The Little Red Rocket, that song would be more appropriately listened to in a TRANS-AM.
(Preferable w/a license plate that reads IEATZ28. *ahem*
Applaud the artist’s use of a sans-serif font.
Wondering if I can get that tatooed onto the back of my ear, or my taint, or something.
[re=495118]comicbookguy[/re]: And may I say sir, you are fucking awesome.
His ride may look badass but check the TDS 80 min tape in the tape deck. Side one has Styx’s Kilroy was Here.
No flamejob? No shotgun pipes? NO HOOD-SCOOP?
White-trash fail!
[re=495118]comicbookguy[/re]: I love this comment.
Def Leppard? Molly Hatchet?
Nay, I say … it’s a toss-up between Cory Hart & Gino Vanelli.
[re=495168]Servo[/re]: Little Douche Coupe.
Dokken!
[re=495204]WadISay[/re]: For the win!
It’s not as cool as Fett’s vette.
[re=495199]El Pinche[/re]: First off, I like the avatar revival — inspired by the desirable body type of a mid-80′s GM?
Segundo, you got the right music, but it is unlikely a TDS (or Maxell, or TDK) tape. Young Reaguns, Proto-Palins had those crappy prerecorded white cased musical-industrial-complex tapes. I am here to tell you that my selection of Maxell XL-IIS tapes infused with Warsaw, Section-25, Black Flag, Gun Club, the Minutemen, etc are still fully functional at 70 dB S/N.
Another possibility with this clown is that he has Palin’s book on tape.
[re=495203]lulzmonger[/re]: y & t. “summertime girls”. gas station sunglasses. budweiser.
Weeell around that time, them Duke boys rode into the primary, and…
Kim is so committed that he invested all the money he’d saved up for ground effects into the campaign.
Man — when Kim’s dad sees that, he’s grounded for life.
Hand the dunce cap to Arkansas, South Carolina, they’ve earned it.
[re=495173]rocktonsammy[/re]: Yes, he’s a Republican, we covered that already.
[re=495216]Radiotherapy[/re]: fuck yeah, the douchebag probably has Loverboy’s greatest hits on clear cassette and Glenn Beck book underneath the seat (still in a wrapper and never intended to be read).
I record all my mp3′s and CDs (mainly distortion-based music like Painkiller and guitar feedback) through an amplified condenser mic into a pioneer receiver through JBL speakers directly onto cassette then i broadcast it through an FM transmitter and re-record it back to cassette again. This is the only way.
This guy has Winger written all over him.
[re=495217]obfuscator[/re]: parachute pants, painters caps, checkered vans, Panama Jack muscle tees…oh, and a mullet.
Escape Goat Nation[/re]: Sweet ride, maybe – but does it run on Cocaine, like the Space Shuttle?
♪♪♫Oooo, that smell, cain’t-cha smell that smell…♪♫♪
[re=495236]Bearbloke[/re]: Ooops – I was reachin’ for another Natty Ice, and forgot ta turn th’ tape on…
Some call me … KIM!
If you were to get a close-up of the driver’s side door, you’d see a row of little Toyota decals- One for every Prius he’s run off the road…
At least you know he’s not on the take, what’s an ’86 Vette worth, maybe $2500 on Ebay? It’s sad in a way, a ’66 is a collectors item, an ’06 a nice car but this is what white trash dreams are made of… “FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK, WEEEE SALUUUTE YOU!”
sweeeeeeeet.
I’m not amused by any of this
http://www.steinforcongress2010.com/Classic_Motorcycles.html
Yes, I know, he’s a fucktard and probably a wingnut of the first order, and obviously a dork….but Blanche Lincoln? Hmmmmm. I’d be tempted if I lived in Arkansas… But of course, if I had to live in Arkansas, I’d put a gun in my mouth.
General Lee, is that you?
[re=495137]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Joe Biden’s car is a ’67 Corvette, which he got from his father as a wedding gift. Bad ass.
http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090223/AUTO01/902230327
True story!
I was captivated by the background. I’s sho’ nuf didn’t see no buildins’ dat tall on my’s way to de Arkansaw dawg track.
If Hendren is serious about winning the election, he will hire a gal with a low IQ, bleached blonde hair, a fake tan and boob implants to wear a skimpy bikini and drive that sweet ride on every highway and gravel road in Arkansas until election day. The former Miss California would be perfect.
[re=495173]rocktonsammy[/re]: I had a boss once who drove a corvette. I would always say to him. Nice Car, but I’m sorry about your penis”
I don’t work for him anymore.
Do I have to state the obvious?
REO Speedwagon.
I spent a good chunk of my childhood in Arkansas, so I think I can speak for how Arkansas thinks.
…and, boy, howdy! will this sh-t sell!
Jersey Shore to be replaced by new reality vacay series Hot Springs.
[re=495249]plowman[/re]: It’s an 84. No third brake light. Still worth nothing. Biden has a 67 big block and John McCain’s first car was a 1958 vette. Little known fact, you will never see a passenger in a vette since no one wants to sit beside a small penis. Unlike a bus where all the big penis’s are.
I’ll bet there’s a Palin 2012 sticker on the bumper too.
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I’d much rather see Palin herself stuck to the bumper!!!
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