We assume that guest editor Josh Fruhlinger knew all along, ever since he wrote this post about some mean and very very naked state senator three years ago, that this same asshole would sooner or later win Ted Kennedy’s (and John F. Kennedy’s before him) Massachusetts Senate seat after the legend’s death, severely endangering the passage of the popular first black President’s signature, year-in-the-making comprehensive health care reform bill — the elusive holy grail of Ted Kennedy and the Democrats’ legislative agenda for the past half-century — and that on his election night he would literally try to auction off his daughters to a foaming mob of drunk Teabaggers. Well, maybe he never foresaw the whole Teabagger thing, but otherwise, yeah. [YouTube]
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Brown: What happened here ‘can happen all over America’
Lock up your daughters!
Massachusetts is just like South Carolina, except that the people there talk funny.
Not to be outdone, Palin will try to auction off her entire brood in her public appearance.
Selling ‘her, eh?
By the piece or by the pound?… ‘cos those teabaggers like it rough…
Helloooooooooo, ladies!!!!! BTW is it technically a gaffe if you are not yet seated/installed/ whatever?
[re=497580]Bearbloke[/re]: “Safe words” are extra…
[re=497574]chascates[/re]:
Ha!
Hey Charlie Daniels had a stroke from happiness because teabagger takeovah in Mass!
http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/19/charlie-daniels-recovering-after-stroke/
The Devil Went Up To Assachusetts.
Jesus, Mahtha couldn’t even spell her own state.
[re=497574]chascates[/re]:
Jesus, daughters look like they won Miss America. I’m waiting for dumb answers to dumb questions ala Carrie Prejan & bouquet of roses. Pssst, your Dad won, not you Princess.
Finally — what this country really needed was a teabagging know-nothing senator who gives his acceptance speech like he was the best man at a dirt-track wedding. Oh, and I’m taking odds that he and Michele Bachmann hook up within the year.
[re=497584]Nerdalicious[/re]: That right wing asshole. I still remember him saying that jazz musicians could never been as good as C&W players.
Check all the creepy dirty old man double entendres in this speech. Their “campaign performances in front of millions” were these on stripper poles,& on you tube? Creepily advertising his daughters uhm “charms” in a victory speech & not mentioning wifey. Possible womanizer alert! Fugly fat old wife, possible hitting on own very young daughters in public (what then, must he be like in private?)You know rethugs are running this guy for Prez in 2012 to counteract the methuselah & Ms. West Korea they ran in 2008. Not much of a difference I can see except age.
[re=497591]chascates[/re]:
mmmmm who do I despise more? Charlie Daniels, Hank Williams Jr. or Toby Keith? It’s a toss up! Pat Robertson sez God gave Charlie Daniels a stroke because he practices voodoo & supports the Nazi party.
So this is what “pimp daddy” means. Live and learn.
So the Republican Party has been saved by a Porn Star.
Have to admit, I was betting on a Rent Boy.
[re=497584]Nerdalicious[/re]: in all fairness, Massachusetts is hard to spell
This may encourage Lou Dobbs to run. Or Liz Cheney.
[re=497599]dave666[/re]:
True, so is: weareallfuckedwearegonnadie2012style
Well, I always knew that the Republicans would do anything for votes- but they won’t do that. Or at least, so I thought; Brown has shown that yes, they will do that.
[re=497577]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: Witch one tawks funnee y’all?
So THOSE are the girls that Bill Clinton will buttseks at the next Sturgis.
Awesome.
YEEEEEE-HAAAAA!
This is BETTER than Anderson Cooper getting clocked with a clump of concrete!
No more “healthcare reform”! Ignore “global warming”! Invest in private military contractor companies, and go see the polar bears, the Great Barrier Reef, Holland, and all the other wonders of the world before they melt and/or are downed.
Man, I LOVE this COUNTRY! It’s like watching a NASCAR “contest” made up of nothing but FLAMING WRECKAGE!!!!!!!
[Why, no, I don't have children. Why do you ask?]
Check out the dude all the way to the right. He’s looking at naked man like “WTF?”
Has the Brown victory party yet assembled in the cemetery to piss on Teddy’s grave?
Honestly I can see why he won. What a personable and charming asshole. Coakley was an idiot with the way she ran her campaign, Didn’t she learn anything from Hilary? Goddamn it and Goddamn you Massachusetts; I hope you guys will enjoy the influx of 40 million + people into your state’s healthcare system.
[re=497612]Neilist[/re]: Jeezshuzs, Neilist, don’t you know you just can’t go invest in private companies — unless you’re named something like Cheney or Geithner.
So he wants to have a foursome with Barack and some other dude and his daughter?
[re=497616]I-man[/re]: Agreed, what a fucking douche. Massachusets will hereby forever be known as a state full of morans.
[re=497612]Neilist[/re]: Exactly. We’re not breeding in this godforsaken empire on the decline either. I just need to get a little more cynical so that I can stop being furious.
After watching both speeches, I see why he won. That said, he is almost certainly having several concurrent affairs, but probably with hot ladies, so there is that.
I certainly did not know that by “pro choice”, he meant that you can choose the blonde or the brunette.
Also, get used to this Masshole. He will be around a looooong time, he’s aging well, and he’s liable to actually remain a senator throughout his entire (short) term. Also.
This is how reasonably intelligent Republidouches felt when Obama gave the 2004 DNC keynote, I am sure. I feel a disturbance in the balls.
*sigh*
Well, at least I hope this serves as a “reality check” for Hopey.
(BTW: kill me now.)
“Gas up the truck” is pretty much the perfect summary of the Republicans for about 3 different metaphors.
Where are all the libtard snipers when we need them, God DAMN it.
Maybe I’m reaching here, just grasping for a silver lining, but…
Is there any reason now for Obama NOT to personally tar and feather Lieberman tomorrow morning?
Sally Quinn has a lot to answer for.
[re=497625]DemmeFatale[/re]: Yah, Hopey bailed on ending the wars, single payer, taking away banker bonuses, stimulating the real economy, etc. Hopey effing bailed on Hope, cuz he’s afraid of change which would reduce his cash flow. Hopey is so Over.
[re=497612]Neilist[/re]: I didn’t ask, I assumed.
Wow. Are you people bitter much? Nothing like a bunch of feminist loser liberals on the rag.
Get over. It’s happening and it will continue. Next will be Reid, and Boxer and Lincoln. Oh yeah, those seats will be yanked from under the current lying liberal backsides and placed under real people who want real government and a return to the values of this country, that it was founded upon. So piss and moan and spew your bitter ranting and lunatic ravings. It will do you no good.
Gotta give a shout out to old Dead Ted for giving us the vacant chair! You da man Teddy!
Mary Jo is with Jesus in Heaven now!
And thank you Barry Soetoro, you were the straw that broke the camel’s back. The last couple of people you spoke out in support of, lost their races…. thanks for helping with Martha! Please, if there are any more of your socialist/marxist pals that you want to speak for in the future, PLEASE go right ahead! Make things easier for us come November!
Brown RULES! Liberals LOSE.
Ok, I’m done here. I’ve gotta go wash my pickup truck now….want it to be clean so I can help Scott Brown in Jan of 2013 when we all bring our pickup trucks to DC to help move the illegally residing Soetoro family from OUR white house.
GO FOR THE WIN IN 2010!!!
[re=497636]Wonkettesuckswonks[/re]: Oh do yourself a favor and swim back to the shallow end. We’re pissed at Coakley for losing a gimme and at your little teabagger-of-the-month because he’s the type of garrulous demagogical boob with a hairdo who makes armchair JV McCarthyites such as yourself tingly in the bits you think are responsible for intelligence.
But just because a few out-of-power Newt Gingrich acolytes think they’re geniuses because they can knock shit down doesn’t mean you’ll do anything better for the country than what your uncle does to your momma every other weekend. If you had the least lick of sense you’d read a little history or politics before you gripped your writin’ stick in your little flipper and scratched an X next to the name the nice man from Fox News made you memorize. But then again if you had a lick of sense you wouldn’t be living on a steady diet of McDonald’s dollar menu and WorldNetDaily, would you?
[re=497590]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Who says he hasn’t bagged Bachman already? This guy reeks of sex scandal. If he isn’t banging one of his oldest daughter’s friends already, there’s one in the cross-hairs (no pun intended, really).
How much for the little girl, Mr. Brown? How much for the women?
Your women, Senator. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters…sell them to me.
Sell me your children.
Massachouchnozzles. Cain’t reed er thank.
Asswholes.
[re=497625]DemmeFatale[/re]: [re=497631]Boozeweek[/re]: [re=497633]villageatrois[/re]:
Maybe so, maybe not – it seems Obama failed to work that ‘ol Negro coattail-magic in the 3 recent special elections because the “independents” he excited in 2008 were quite discouraged & disgusted in 2009. Your people took a HUGE gamble on a Islamic Kenyan mulatto Marxist for Preznit ‘cos you all wanted Change away from clutches of the nation-killing Minions of Mammon who were simultaneous tarting-up and hollowing-out your most cherished national aspirations for 8 long years. Hopey offered you that vague, open-ended change and that hopeyness, then you non-racist Americans from Left to Centre-right bought what he was selling and wrote him a blank cheque to make it happen, and then he stupidly surrounded himself with stale-DLC-flavoured Clintonistas whose economy-manipulating magic suited a wealthier, more sovereign era of the American economy which is now but a dim, bitter memory mocking your daily struggle to survive the current Great Recession. These “sharp, experienced” Washington operators (like ‘Rahmbo’) then proceeded to fall prey to every sleazy trick that they should’ve anticipated to come from the sleazy Republicans while not missing a single opportunity to piss away the immense, open-ended political latitude and public goodwill the President started out with. And it didn’t help that Obama picked key people out of key positions (a governor from this state, a senator from that one) thus leaving big holes in his national ‘back-field’ that are ripe to be targeted in 2010, while new voices (like say, Paul Krugman) should fill those spots.
Tonight begins Chapter 2 of the Obama Presidency. The question is whether to ignore the changed landscape and follow the decreasingly-valuable path of ‘bipartisanship’ from the past year, or whether to listen to the angry-yet-encouraging cries of those who were determined/desperate enough to elected him, to regain their support and start kicking arse on their behalf. He’s lost his (poorly-wielded) ’60-vote’ shield, so now he’ll have to go bare-knuckled in defense of his presidency and legacy. You Yanks like that – you like arsekickers; you’d like to see Obama bring the pain to all the old-order holdovers like Sen. DeMint who want to ‘break him’ even if it means breaking the nation, just so they can continue exploiting the fuck out of their little part of the wreckage. Obama must realize that listening to the needs of the electorate, and not to the greed of the corporatists is his only option if he wants to finish this term with his head held high. He must not merely enter the winner-takes-all fight the Republicans have launched against him, he must lead it against them by recapturing the misplaced anger that animates the teabaggers, and leave behind those leaden weights of casual conciliation and capitulation that prevent him from clearly demanding what the people want and taking the bold action everyone’s been waiting for to make it happen. He must divorce himself from the deceitful diversions of the DLC membership (Lieberman) and mindset (Rahm). He must lead like a President who wants to achieve his goals here and now, not in some yet-to-be second term, since the only way he’ll get the second is to earn it with the achievements of the first. For perhaps the first time ever, most of America really wants an angry Black man in charge, right now and in 2013.
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I, for one, welcome our naked overlor..
AHH! Who am I kidding?? Fuck you, Massholes, for inflicting this calamity upon us!
No. Wait. It’s okay. Just go ahead, take your state-sponsored universal health care and send your teabagger to the Senate. The rest of us will just… await the next round of bad news from our health care “providers” and crawl off to die in the cold. Thank you.
Or, how about this: Massachusetts (and Connecticut, for that matter) can join Texas, Mississippi, the Carolinas and the rest of Dumbfuckistan in seceding from the union. Have fun in the New Confederacy, Massholes.
Senator Brown, I’d definitely nail both of your daughters. Thank you .
[getting pen and paper] She studies what at Syracuse? And could you spell her name? Her address and phone number, too? Cheers!
Ok folks it’s time to manup and realize that when Massatwoshits goes republican something is terribly wrong with your gameplan. I think it’s time for Obama to take this seriously.first thing is to set health care aside, people want it but not what it ended up being. instead go after the banks and wall street with a vengence because in my little world that is where the anger towards government lies. when the people who created the financial mess come out on top and the rest of us are wallowing in the shit, well that is a bad combination. he needs to go on the offensive and in a hurry.
Oh and those daughters are some kind of hawt!!!
Well, what is it, two weeks to certify the results, etc.? Get ready for Nancy and Harry to cram this bastardized healthcare bill through so they can declare “Peace in our time” and move on to pissing away even more borrowed billions. And to all you lefties peeing in your pants over this, relax, take another bong hit and think about it, this is about as moderate a Republican as you can find these days and a pretty mild rebuke to the course Obama has set and the manner he’s done it in. Did you really think Hopey was going to change Washington D.C. with pretty words, fairy-dust and unicorn jism? Did you, like me, actually hope for single-payer? Fucking fools. When there’s a whole lot of money involved principals don’t mean shit in the Land of the Free.
Hey, don’t blame me. I voted for Scott Brown’s truck.
I wonder if Ayla knows she was named after the Cro-Magnon lady who was raised by Neanderthals from Clan of the Cave Bear.
Well, lets face it, banging some hot rich chick *is* better than healthcare reform.
Daughter can’t cut it on American Idol huh Brownie? so now you have to sell them to the teabaggers. How far you have fallen.
Was that an incestuous terrorist fist bump?
This can only help the Senate Democrats. Now they’ll be forced to abandon that super majority fantasy and act like and actual majority. And since they’ve already compromised themselves into a corner, surely they’ll have to come out fighting. I hope.
On the other hand, Jon Stewart had it so right when he said, “It’s not that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are playing checkers. It’s that the Republicans are playing chess and the other guy is back in the nurse’s office because he glued his balls to his thighs again.”
Still, I do believe, the Dems in the Senate had nothing to lose: they’d already given everything away. Now Reid and his feckless majority can tell Lieberman, Nelson, Landrieu and Lincoln to fuck off and force the Republicans to lay their 46 cards on the table.
Also. I’ll bid on the wife and both daughters. That’s a lot of fine-ish flesh. Too.
Actually Obama deserves to have his nose rubbed in this shit. Being “above the fray” has consequences, like when idiots score body blows at their campaign rallies implying the President can be beaten by a girl.
It’s fun to make light of his treatment of his daughters, but actually he’s sort of a charismatic blue collar-ish guy with the standard attitude of a jock father who wanted sons but got daughters. There are a lot of dispossessed white dudes, and the women who love them, who will follow this idiot. His attitude, like Palin’s, will resonate with much of the Massachusetts white enclave, and I’m afraid he may be a little harder to unseat than people expect.
It’s obvious Ayla did not drink the Obama kool-aid. Which means she’s already banging the blax and has no unfulfilled hot interracial fantasies to motivate her. Good on her, hope she at least attempts to practice moderation.
sadly, the best I can muster is that this just does not surprise me at all.
[re=497662]Nigerian Business Executive[/re]: Her name also sounds kinda like the big treegod thing in Avatar. Tryin’ to sell your daughters on national television? AYLA HAS HEARD YOU!!!!!!!
So, if you buy the one daughter, will he throw in the second one for free if you simply pay shipping and handling?
[re=497673]takes12no1[/re]: The full power of her voice can only be elicited under the most carefully supervised environment, like the Motel 19 outside of Chatham.
“As a lot of fans know, as a Boston College basketball player she’s pretty good on the court.”
So turns out he’s got something in common with Dick Cheney.
[re=497637]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I love you so much, Wookies.
Me likes the one on the right! I wonder, any chance she will go out with a 6’5, balling, dreadlocked, well endowed former Acorn activis….aw fuck it!
[re=497636]Wonkettesuckswonks[/re]: If you would be so kind as to take a moment from truck washing (ain’t that tax break the auto industry got you by classifying light trucks as cars great!?) to enumerate some of the terrific policies your party has enacted for the benefit of the American people? I can’t think of any. You seem to have a very short memory. Are real Americans the spoiled incompetent sons of wealth installed in office by the supreme court? I’m afraid you’re too dumb to recognize how infinitely stupid you are. You may want to take a look at a 1957 movie ” A Face In The Crowd” . Forty-three years ago people like you were spouting the same talking points, the rest of us have managed to make some small progress despite your selfish, greedy, short-sighted lack of vision. The arc of history bends away from you, I wish you no more misery than you currently experience as a complete asshole, but feel nothing but contempt for you and those who feed you the bullshit you’ve chosen to embrace.
[re=497639]Extemporanus[/re]: SIR!
[re=497637]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Oh Wooks, I want to have your babies! (Nothing like a good troll beat-down!)
Very interesting, Bearbloke. I’ve been wondering where Rahm’s ass-kicking talents have gone…
[re=497644]Bearbloke[/re]: Thanks for that, Bloke. I will gladly pay you Tuesday.
[re=497756]norbizness[/re]: HA! I just “SIR!”d someone in the Brown girls clamkini thread!
Oh, wait. Now you’re gonna think I copied you and shit…
Great.
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