VOTE FOR YOUR WONKETTE FOR A WEBLOG GOLDEN GLOBE: Because of the many tragic disasters lately, like that one in Massachusetts, we will not “gloat” or “wear whore diamonds” just because we’ve been nominated once again as a finalist in the World Famous Bloggies. Go on over and vote for your favorite “political weblog,” which is apparently what this is, a Political Weblog. Politics! So funny …. [2010 Weblog Bloggies]
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Authors
Kirsten Boyd Johnson (800)
Jim Newell (5429)
Wonkette Jr. (626)
Liz Colville (96)
Blair Burke (171)
Kaia Mursi (44)
Garrett Quinn (13)
Ken Layne (6695)
Matt Langer (40)
Arielle Fleisher (385)
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That cute ass puppy is giving me a seizure.
Ken is listening to Pavement. Wonkett, consider yourself NOMMED.
That animated gif looks like the buzzsaw that killed HCR. Except imagine Chuck Grassley instead of a cute puppy. Wait, what was my point?
“Look into my puppy dog eyes and repeat after me: Woof! Woof-woof! WOOF!!”
[re=499721]Sweet Baby Cheeses[/re]: Wonkette is a truck.
It got stuck, on the tuuubes…
A “weblog” is defined as a page with dated entries.
You intrigued me and grabbed my attention with your witty copy, Ken; you clinched the deal with the puppy.
My GAWD what a steaming pile of horseshit the tubes are.
Done.
This is a WARBLOG blog! With the Denby-hated snark! I voted but Wonkette should been in most funny also. And no ‘best military & gun blog’ category for Shorts!!
I did it cos it’s true. Luv oo.
OK, you have earned a puppy.
The Neighborhood Pedophile Blog category looks interesting. I voted for Erick E.
[re=499719]StoneAge[/re]: As an epileptic person with epilepsy I take offense. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you tossed off a clever retort without much consideration, the problem is that it’s not really very clever, certainly not original and if I wasn’t so disheartened by current events you’d be reading an angry tirade from one pissed -off retard rather than a polite request to stop using the term seizure so cavalierly.
When ones synapses fire simultaneously rather than sequentially it causes a “thunderstorm in the brain” , a seizure, I sincerely hope you never have one.
Sorry for the serious note but the sooner we all stop perpetuating this…aw fuck it. Go volunteer in the pediatric epilepsy ward at your nearest hospital.
I wonder who Wonkette will wear. I’m all atwitter.
Why is it scrolling the wrong way?!???!!!!11!! I need to turn my computer sideways now!
[re=499851]engulfedinflames[/re]: i was going to come here and write a comment about how I’d voted but was disappointed that there were no battle-worthy competitors in Wonkette’s category (unlike last year) but your wall of text gave me a seizure before I could.
[re=499873]Nigerian Business Executive[/re]: now that’s funny!
Make it stop! Green balloons!
vote for wonkette! or the cute puppy becomes…the cowardly lion?!
[re=499851]engulfedinflames[/re]: Awww. Nobody else has physical problems, so we’re all sorry for being so unfeeling. (Feel free to dis hypertrophic cardiomyopathy and multiple sclerosis in particular for revenge.)
Yeah, you wacky kids got my vote, but let’s face it: it’s not 2006 anymore – unless you’re willing to freep this shit like it ain’t no thang, teh HurfDurfPo’s FanBorg are going to beat you like a redheaded stepchild.
The only possible recipe for victory = less snark, moar titty.
[re=499851]engulfedinflames[/re]: Awwwww… poor widdle thing. Did it happen just four blocks away from you? There, there.
I’m hopelessly crippled by my alcoholism; you don’t hear me whinging about people misusing the word “drunk.”
[re=499866]Sharkey[/re]: Me, too. And since I have an old emac, it was very heavy and I think I fucked up my back.
It was worth it–if they just send me that email confirming my vote that they promised.
Do they let me vote more than once from this computer? Or do I have to find a way to use the old man’s computer at the office to vote again?
If they added the word clever to the description of the blog and gave points for having the most grammar-anal group of commenters on Mother Earth’s webtubes, there would be no contest.
Actually, there shouldn’t be any contest as it is.
You are rude and I am stewed and where’s my snood and I must write a column.
Where is the sink, no ice in my drink,
I’m Peggy.
Sitting in a green room, waiting for George Will to smile.
John McCain betrayed me, Wall Street Journal pays me,
Trying to remember when I was a little girl.
I worked for Reagan! I write a column.
I AM THE NOONAN! Gin Rin Tin Tin!
Blanche Du Bois menage à trois with cocktail, self and MacBook.
See how I’ve climbed, like MoDo at the Times, see how we rhyme.
I’m Peggy.
Apple pie and baseball, witnessed from a limousine.
There’s a sale at Bergdorf’s, I feel patriotic,
Should I mention World War Two?
I have a deadline (woo-hoo)! Must write a column (WOO-hoo)!
I AM THE NOONAN! Gin Rin Tin Tin, oh gin Rin Tin Tin.
Standing outside the Rose Garden, waiting for my Ron.
Since I know he’s gone, I’ll have some rum –
Maybe even with my maid.
I need a topic (woo-hoo)! Must write a column (WOO-hoo)!
I AM THE NOONAN! Gin grin again! Hello, Huck Finn!
Maggie Thatcher, Teri Hatcher –
No, I guess that’s Maureen’s turf.
See how we vie like Cirque Du Soleil,
See how we fly.
I’m Peggy.
Kindness of strangers? Can I be the first in line?
If I knew myself I’d be somebody else.
All of you Kowalskis kicking poor old Blanche DuBois.
I have a deadline (woo-hoo)! I don’t want realism (woo-hoo)!,
I AM THE NOONAN.
An exploding puppy head. That should cinch it. It’s what every lad or lassie wants.
Seat him today!!
Voting for Wonkette just isn’t the same when there isn’t a Confluence or PUMAblog to kick around while I do it.
Mike Steele didn’t make the finals? WTF?
WHOO WONKETTE FOR THE WIN!
- Awsome, NotPeggyNoonan.
Only ONE category? We Wonketteers were prepared for war, for carnage, for World (or at least intertubes) domination!
I did my bit, but WTF… One category? I smell something rotten here. Has anyone checked the Birth Certificates of the organisers of this awards shindig?
The Bloggie Website is broken. What are the PUMAs pissed off about this year?
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