Have you read the Wall Street Journal‘s review of Andrew Young’s book THE POLITICIAN about John Edwards yet?? It’s not really a review so much as a “check out all of these fucked up things John Edwards did while running for president” laundry list. +1, Wall Street Journal.
This should suffice:
Hunter’s pregnancy: According to Young, Hunter called him in May 2007 to say she was pregnant. Young says that when he informed Edwards, the senator told him to “handle it,” to which he replied: “I can’t handle this one.” Young writes that Edward unloaded on Hunter as a “crazy slut,” said they had an “open relationship,” and put his paternity chances at “one in three.” Young says that Edwards asked him for help persuading Hunter to have an abortion. Young writes that Hunter believed the baby to be “some kind of golden child, the reincarnated spirit of a Buddhist monk who was going to help save the world.”
But that last part has yet to be disproved! So until we see whether little Quinn turns out to be (a) a monstrously depressed poop-eating gonorrhea crack baby on welfare and stuff or (b) “some kind of golden child, the reincarnated spirit of a Buddhist monk who was going to help save the world,” we will withhold our verdict on whether Edwards was right to donate his seed to the lady Rielle Hunter.
(PSST: (a) IS CORRECT.)
Book Report: ‘The Politician’ By Andrew Young [WSJ]
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Awesome. It’s always the crazy ones that are so hot though….
That poor kid is fucked for life. Even Trig has a better future.
I want the knife…
Poor kid was screwed even before she burst out of her poor human host’s chest.
If Andrew Young’s résumé were to cross my desk, I think I’d put on cootie-proof gloves before shit-canning it. Edwards is odious, but this Young guy is like Sully in “Avatar”: he betrays every-fucking-body. Assuming anything he says is true, Rielle doesn’t quite come off too well either.
Adios, motherfuckers!
“Young writes that Hunter believed the baby to be “some kind of golden child, the reincarnated spirit of a Buddhist monk who was going to help save the world.””
I had a boss who thought one of her employees was like that. Bat-shit crazy, that lady.
“Hunter believed the baby to be “some kind of golden child, the reincarnated spirit of a Buddhist monk who was going to help save the world.”
This is part of Edwards’ punishment for screwing around.
Good, serves him right. Sleep with crazy, live with crazy.
Just wait until they hear about this down at the mill! John Edwards will never be able to return there again.
Hunter believed the baby to be “some kind of golden child, the reincarnated spirit of a Buddhist monk who was going to help save the world.”
Translation: Hunter believed that she was gonna get some crazy-big child support.
That kid is always going to win the “my parents are more horrible than yours” contest. yay.
This just in: John & Liz officially separate.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/27/johnelizabeth-edwards-spl_n_438853.html
What took them so long is the only question!
Rielle must have been amazing in bed, because otherwise, between her stupidity, her craziness and her physical unattractiveness there’s really nothing going for her. A rich, famous, and good-looking politician should be able to do a hell of a lot better.
Do Not Blaspheme Trig, our one true God!
there can be only one.
[re=501963]Gopherit[/re]: Just think what kind of children a golden reincarnated Buddhist monk and a special little angel could have together; it could be the Kwisatz Haderach. Trig & Quinn 4-ever!1!
Why didn’t she name the baby Narcissus?
Would that be like a tulku? I hate this kind of new age crazy buddhism.
Hunter also believes herself to be a professional filmmaker — and while she does get money and does make films, that’s not really the same thing.
[re=501983]JMP[/re]: It’s ALWAYS about the sex.
Dear Men: Please stop fucking the batshit crazies. I know they are hot as hell but us normals can be hot too, and we actively use birth control.
Thank you,
A normal chick
Who knew that Rielle was a Bene Gesserit? Things are starting to make *alot* more sense, now.
Hunter:Filmmaker::O’Keefe:Journalist
Also, sex-tape with Edwards and PREGNANT crazy chick — YEEK!
[re=502000]ShamWow[/re]: But the crazy ones will do teh anal and lots of other wild stuff.
Thank you,
Men
It was cool of Bhudda to give Elizabeth cancer so Rielle Hunter could end up as the birther of one of His monk’s reincarnated spirits. Elizabeth seems to bossy to raise the world’s savior.
Since he had a wife and a political career, I’d say it certainly was “an open relationship.”
And now he’s 0 for 2. Oy, his aching karma.
From Mill Worker to World Savior in two generations.
Only in America!
[re=501965]frailamerica[/re]: Rielle is the mermaid dragon lady behind the curtain.
[re=501962]Another DC Lawyer (Again)[/re]: Have you seen the pictures? She doesn’t even measure up to mildly attractive, much less hot. But, maybe it’s different in bed.
[re=501997]proudgrampa[/re]: Yeah; but a guy in Edwards’ position should have access to women who are better than that.
[re=502000]ShamWow[/re]: Freaky deakies need love, too.
Why pay for the dying cow when you can get the spoiled milk for free?
Young describes his alleged discovery of a compromising videotape of Edwards and a naked, pregnant lover, identified by Young as Hunter. “It was like watching a traffic pileup occur in slow motion — it was repelling but also transfixing,” he writes.
Keep fukkin that preggo!
[re=502011]CaliforniaMike[/re]: If only Johnnie has stuck to just the butt secks he wouldn’t be in this position today.
People laughed when Tiger Woods dad said his son would change the world, much like Jebus.
Who’s laughing now?
BTW, it’s been like what – 2 or 3 days – since we had any Tiger news. Wha’s hoppening?
never promise crazy a baby
This is hinkey. Why did Insane Lady call Andrew Young with the news of The Savior’s conception? Why not Edwards hisself?
[re=501965]frailamerica[/re]: …pleeease.
[re=502026]Papas got a brand new teabag[/re]: thank you for saving me the typing!
This dude was almost a heart beat from the President and then
almost almost almost almost
the heartbeat of the president again
and nobody said anything about this much douchey-ness.
How much douchey-ness don’t we know about public servants?
I’m going down to lab to construct an entire army of truthy robot journal-pimps
to find out more about these tyranists of liberty. America needs to know.
I’m glad that WSJ knows people will only read the juicy stuff in this book. Kinda like fast-forwarding through lame dialogue to get the good stuff in porn.
If Washington Wire readers are interested in reading Andrew Young’s forthcoming tell-all on his decade behind the scenes with John Edwards, the story heats up on page 154…
[re=502023]Flanders[/re]: So this is the somewhere in America we’ll find Semen answers at work.
Is it fair to ask Mr. Young why the fuck he stayed so long by Edwards’ side? Is it fair for someone so lacking in integrity to now cast stones at some poor schmuck sinner? Give us a break, go wash your own linen.
Stan Dai could learn a thing or two from Andrew Young. That, Stan Dai, is a Penis Monologue.
John Edwards been surfing porn sites on my computer again — siemens all over the screen.
“Young writes that Hunter believed the baby to be “some kind of golden child, the reincarnated spirit of a Buddhist monk who was going to help save the world.”
When Young informed Edwards of Hunter’s beliefs Edwards replied “then call fucking Eddie Murphy.”
What parent doesn’t believe their children are “some kind of golden child who is going to save the world.”
Except for the reincarnation of Buddha part, that’s pretty much the way I feel about my kids.
I’d say this story rates as no big surprise from several angles.
[re=501983]JMP[/re]:
The crazy ones let you do the “weird” stuff. Don’t ask me what that is since I think anything other than missionary is deviant, but the mind does boggle at the possibilities…
I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger…
ok, I did a little more research. Turns out Edwards has a striking resemblance to Rielle’s father. Daddy issues?
Henry the Hawk was a show horse owned and ridden by 17-year-old Lisa Druck (now Rielle Hunter). Druck’s legal practice consisted of defending insurance companies against claims, and he knew that if a horse were electrocuted in a certain manner, it would be very difficult for a veterinary pathologist to find signs of foul play and the death would be chalked up to colic. According to ABC News, Druck was “a prize-winning equestrian when her father was implicated in an insidious plot to electrocute horses for insurance money…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_murders
[re=502000]ShamWow[/re]: But the batshit crazies are the hottest, and its not looks, its hotness. They do the crazy stuff like road-head, butt secks, utility-closet sex, they’ll fuck you on the big pile of coats at a party, they scream, their eyes roll back in their head and they really get off on you, if they know yoga, thats extra-good, they send you nakey pictures of themselves, and they scare you just enough to make it all exciting.
Its like eating fugu, there is that delicious tingle of the poison, its exciting, if it doesn’t kill you.
John Edwards is rich and by the time this kid is old enough to understand what the hell went on it will be old news.
The kid will be just fine.
PS: I would like to go hit up the bars with ol’ John. Chalk it up to cult of personality or whatever, but I still like the guy.
The Golden Child? Was Eddie Murphy also a candidate for the paternity?
“Young writes that Hunter believed the baby to be “some kind of golden child, the reincarnated spirit of a Buddhist monk who was going to help save the world.”
Oh poppycocks – this kid will grow up to be a minor player on cable reality show for trust fund babies with no self control. If people still have TVs in twenty years, and if there are still TV stations producing shows.
If Edwards had the iron self-control of Bill Clinton, he wouldn’t be in this mess.
[re=502000]ShamWow[/re]:
When given the chance to
1. Bang a scrawny, egotist brainsick named “Rielle [Ree-EL] Hunter”, a.k.a. Lisa Jo Druck, a.k.a. Lisa Hunter, a.k.a. Lisa Jo Hunter, a.k.a. Rielle Jaya James Druck, a.k.a. Audrey Farber, a.k.a. the fictional Alison Poole [described by one book reviewer as, “an STD-carrying slut who cons her latest lover into giving her money by telling him she needs an abortion."]
Or,
2. Get out of a lightening storm,
Men will choose the former.
And you have to ask?
Noone has mentioned it yet, but Rielle is just excactly the kind of crazy that would go fish the condoms out of the trash after he left, and squeeze out the contents into her crazy vajayjay, doing so in the firm belief that this was a necessary act, that it was imperative that she do so, precisely in order to concieve this world-saving golden child.
[re=502076]Voyou Charmant[/re]: Yeah, I’d still be his wing-man, too.
[re=502079]Below the Beltway[/re]: Win.
He’s not such a bad guy – when he found out the wife’s cancer was back, he immediately cancelled his plans to play “hide the salami” with his mistress and flew home to be with his wife. A lesser man might have used the old “couldn’t get a flight home” excuse to at least get a quickie. I wonder what the card that came with the flowers said: “Sorry I couldn’t be there with you in lovely Iowa, but I’ll be thinking about you while I’m pretending to be concerned about my wife’s pet scans. Love, Snookie.”
Edwards unloaded on Hunter … said they had an “open relationship,”
Too bad John never explained to Elizabeth that they were in an “open relationship” too.
[re=501965]frailamerica[/re]: I say I-I-I-I waaaant the kniiiiiife….
Even her ambitions are banal.
[re=502133]betterDeadThanRed[/re]: Young must have made a typo there; Edwards unloaded IN Hunter, that’s where babies come from.
What did Obama know, and when did he fuck Rielle Hunter in order to know it?
[re=502019]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: Today we are all bastard grandchildren of a Mill boss.
Now c’mon. Leave the kid out of it. It has significant challenges already. Seriously, would we be reading this blog if our parents had been normal?
From the Journal story:
On women: Edwards admitted that he knew as much about women “as Mark Foley.”
On men: Edwards amitted that he knew as much about men “as Larry Craig.”
On politics: Edwards admitted that he really didn’t know crap about government and politics.
[re=502075]Prommie[/re]: Well god damn. You hit the nail on the head there. Spot on.
[re=501989]JMP[/re]: [re=502004]Flanders[/re]: Well you know what they say about Rielle…
I keep thinking that John Edwards must have some redeeming qualities. But so far…
[re=502272]BruceLee5000[/re]: Wormsign!
[re=501962]Another DC Lawyer (Again)[/re]: The crazy ones are often hot, but more importantly they are horny and will even go to bed with douche bag politicians.
[re=502088]Prommie[/re]: Maybe I’m just your kind of crazy, but this was my train of thought too. Now, given that John Edwards is the lowest form of scum and Rielle is at least three kinds of nuts, still, your average 40+ gal does not just get knocked up without trying. Was Edwards dumb and gullible enough to use no birth control whatsoever — certainly plausible — or did Rielle just have her eyes on the prize (of bearing the saviour of the world, of course)? I’m not sure how much of this I really want to know, but I’ll bet there’s a good story there somewhere.
So until we see whether little Quinn turns out to be (a) a monstrously depressed poop-eating gonorrhea crack baby on welfare and stuff or (b) “some kind of golden child, the reincarnated spirit of a Buddhist monk who was going to help save the world,”
Oh, we jest because li’l Quinn Edwards-Hunter is Anglo, but when O.D.B. shows up at the Welfare to pick up his food-stamps in a limo, with one of his baby-mothers & four of his kids, plus an MTV News film-crew, suddenly it’s a huge effrontery.
Well, I’ll have you know, Edwards is dirrtier than the grimiest Bed-Stuy opium den.
I love you, but you should lay the fuck off people under the age of, say, 14.
[re=502011]CaliforniaMike[/re]: Not enough anal this time!
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