- NERDY MCNERDWICH: “As if James O’Keefe hasn’t suffered enough indignity after botching an alleged phone tampering operation at a U.S. senator’s office, getting arrested, and being photographed leaving jail, the judge in the case has now ordered that he reside with his parents until the next hearing.” [TPM]
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You mean to say he wasn’t living in his parents’ basement already?
I bet his room looks like Alex P. Keaton’s.
Aw, Mom, do you haveta come in here without knocking first? A guy needs a little privacy sometimes!
Only problem with being jailed at home is that James looks forward to getting spanked.
Now that makes me laugh.
Cruel and unusual, I like this judge.
Dramatic reenactment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ayez1cBisU#t=1m31s
Was he sentenced to his room without dinner?
Holy shit, the judge just sent him to his ROOM! BWAHAHAHAHAH
One of my pretend boyfriends, David Schuster (who always says ‘you’re welcome rather than thanking someone for thanking him) is in NO full time covering this fiasco. He’s yelling at a guy who’s gay for the NOLA4, which makes me happy.
James O’Keefe: MOM! You forgot to cut off the bread-ends on my sandwich!!
Mom: Shut up and eat it, you little shit!
O’Keefe: I hate it here!!
Aah, Davy’s really going after this douche. If I weren’t post-menopausal, I’d volunteer to have his baby.
Seriously though, why has the judge decreed that he become a blogger?
Oh, this is amazing. Schuster is so gunning to be on utube smacking down this dickwad.
J.D. Salinger dead at 91.
Fuck, it was Breitbart–I didn’t even know it was superdouche. I’ll stop now, since I’ve turned this into my live blog of one.
Maybe Britney Spears has some suggestions for him.
Mom, I swear we were going to a Village People party and we had to stop to use the restrooom at a federal building. Those are bogus charges!!!!!
[re=503619]snideinplainsight[/re]:
MOM: “Ohhh Jaaames! You said you were combing your hair!”
JAMES: “Mom! I swear I was combing my hair! I never tossed off to anything! I NEVER TOSSED OFF!”
Also he has to be home by eleven, and if his dad smells any of that wacky tabacky he’s grounded.
[re=503609]Red Zeppelin[/re]: Seriously, that was my first reaction too.
is he to be fed only cheetos, pizza and diet coke?
[re=503656]PsycGirl[/re]: Or Paul Lekakis!
I think ACORN should hire people to follow him around pointing their fingers at him and laughing.
Actually, in my case at least, such a sentence would be unconstitutional, under the prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment.
[re=503630]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Beat me to it, you fucker. And no, you did NOT give me the idea.
[re=503654]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Oh, Breitbart deserves to be stomped — I’ll definitely look out for that clip online. Josh Marshall enjoyed it too.
“just a lapse of judgement”- the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
[re=503653]forgracie[/re]: and he was going to be on the Daily Show tonight. bummer
I hope he remembers his WOW login.
No I dont.
[re=503677]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Hear, hear, Breitbart has blood on his hands and should be boiled in a vat of his own ass funk. It surely is a joyous day when Breitbart has to depend on the “liberal” media in an attempt to stave off the utter ruin of his “career.” Maybe he can resort to writing books and selling them, and by selling them I mean giving them away from the back of a pickup between turning tricks at favored highway rest stops.
I dunno, won’t living at home cramp his style a bit, vis a vis boning Scott Brown’s daughters?
What? There’s no space at Gitmo?
Are you done playing journalist with your little friends? Would you like some lemonade?
Apparently for teabaggers, if you have a cell phone camera you’re a journalist, and if you have a journalism degree you’re a VP candidate.
[re=503651]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I, too, enjoyed it. Although Dave’s voice tends to get a little squeaky when he’s worked up. But all I heard was ACORN, ACORN, ACORN & child prostitution ring.
[re=503679]finallyhappy[/re]: So is killing someone while driving under the influence; and the law certainly doesn’t put people in jail for that.
OH PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE. If there is any justice this kid has to spend at least a week in gen pop. Let see how he likes dress up in there.
[re=503636]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: Pretty much! Hahahahahaha!!
I wonder if he has pimp pajamas.
I think he should be forced to get a damn job while he’s waiting to go to trial. Something where he has to work hard, like waiting tables in a restaurant that caters to low tipping senior citizens or digging ditches in the rain.
I really do not understand how a judge can sentence the parents to housing thier 25-year-old adult son.
Within 48 hours: “You’re not the boss of me!!!” followed by a door slam, then loud angry music.
I prefer Douchy O’Douchley.
This is bs. I want this guy in general population ASAP. He’s obviously a spoiled little Tucker Carlson clone who is clearly quite accustomed to getting a backrub from mom at bedtime when he’s feeling ‘anxious & sad’
I’d rather see him in jail with a Frank Zappa soundtrack:
“I can take about an hour on the tower of power,
as long as I gets a little golden shower…”
Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya!!! (That’s the intelligent translation.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or-_ARBMDC4
O’Keefe was born of human parents?
…and when he is in jail, then again in prison I want to arrange for his fellow inmates to view the photo of O’Keefe sportin’ his faux-pimp costume—–that out to go down reeeeeal smoove with the bruthas…
I wish this still involved being anally raped.
I guess if his parents are Republicans, it very well might.
Well, I guess his days of masturbating to his own pimp/ho video are over then.
Maybe he can do a big expose on his parents cheating at Yahtzee on Family Fun Night.
[re=503667]Cape Clod[/re]: I *so* don’t want this asshole getting a slap on the wrist because the judge considers what he and the others did “a prank.” I’m going to be really pissed off if they get out of this without at least some jail time.
Oh joy! Do you think he’ll post comments on his computer while sitting in his parents basement to the Wonkette? If so, will he go by the name of “Deep Throat”?
His documentaries can adopt some of “Skoal Rebel’s” mis en scene.
Too old to receive free housing at one of those secret conservative congress pads.
What? He wasn’t already building up a defense of too childish to be aware of the law??
[re=503732]Humpback[/re]: Hmm, perhaps that is exactly where his last address is listed. Who is checking for prior arrests?
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