THIS IS A SERIOUS MEETING. HE DOES NOT ENJOY WEARING THESE CLOTHES. “The Republican National Committee winter meetings kicks off in Hawaii on Wednesday, but GOP Chairman Michael Steele — who picked the tropical location — insists there will be serious business involved. ‘Relax,’ Steele said while sporting a Hawaiian shirt and a flower lei. ‘We’re working hard here, trust me. This is not a vacation.’” [HuffPo]
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Relax. We’re still working diligently on how to fuck every single American up the ass, with a hot poker. We just moved out of our headquarters for this one.
Don’t the Republicans love America; why are they having their convention in an exotic foreign country?
Seems it’s the only way that Steele gets Leied
Where are the ladiez in clamshell thingies?
Maybe they can find the birth certificate while they’re at it.
Imagine your boat being capsized and your only hope for survival is swimming to shore on either the RNC delegation island or that leper colony.
[re=503808]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Why would you do that? Honestly. I hadn’t even gotten up to speed enough to think ‘gee, I hope someone doesn’t pull the retarded “lei” pun,’ and there you go.
sigh
MIKEY SAY RELAX
[re=503814]SmutBoffin[/re]: Scott Brown has them leased out to someone for the event already…
Are we sure this guy doesn’t work for the Democrats? He just torpedoed the GOP’s “Hawaii is a furrin country” meme by having their meeting there.
Michael, I wish I knew how to quit you!
dreamy sigh
Needs more pyroclastic flow.
[re=503817]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: Lei off the poi guy, why don’t ya?
I mean, really, hula hell do you think you are?! I willing to bet that a lava us were thinking exactly the same thing.
[re=503821]eclecticbrotha[/re]: and he mentioned that it was “the birthplace of President Obama.” Orly Taitz will NOT be pleased by this.
The anagram hidden in the original story:
The Republican National Committee kicks off a party in a tropical location, and lieutenant governor James “Duke” Aiona will expose a hard on, while sporting a Hawaiian shirt and a flower lei. Trust me.
Just gotta read between the lines.
I don’t know, … he looks tan.
Çeci n’est pas un homme á la plage.
” … and this isn’t a strap-on I’m wearing … it’s a handless gavel to call the meeting to order … you people.”
Maybe we’ll get lucky and the delegates will end up on the island from Lost; the smoke monster could have a lot of fun with them, and the flashbacks to their hidden guilty secrets would be nice to see.
Clearly it’s a pilgrimage to the spot where racist lardbag hater Limbaugh had chest pains. Hopefully it will inspire dozens of copycat episodes.
Hawaii needs to beef up security at its airport. First, they allow Rush to spend the holidays on the islands and now this group of turds.
Needs moar velociraptor.
[re=503826]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: That settles it then. He’s officially a DNC mole. Or, is it cow?
[re=503834]JMP[/re]: I’d settle for a cursed tiki idol and a tarantula in their carry-on.
HE DOES NOT ENJOY WEARING THESE CLOTHES.
Nor do I care for looking at him in them, so we are even.
[re=503851]Extemporanus[/re]: And don’t forget the blow-up Vincent Price doll.
Hey, Newell – can you check whether anyone’s had more new tags created just for them than Michael Steele? He’s got to have the record.
[re=503831]Suds McKenzie[/re]: With the Hawaiian shirt and lay, Chris Matthews forgot that Steele was black for an hour.
[re=503815]Black Franciscan[/re]: They’re not in freaking KENYA, LIBTARD!!!!!111
I think the unease apparent in this Steele photo is due to the fact that he & the rest of the RNC douchebags realize they could get ambushed any minute by a posse of Birthers loudly demanding that the GOPers join them in their siege on the State registrar’s office in Honolulu:
“we gonna get our hands on Obama’s REAL berf certifikate—-is yew wif us or agin us, boy?”
[re=503831]Suds McKenzie[/re]: It’s easy to forget he’s black when he’s dressed as Jimmy Buffet (sp?).
[re=503834]JMP[/re]:
Nah. I’d rather they take a 3 hour tour on the S.S. Minnow.
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a retarded group
That went to this tropic port
Led by a tinted dunce.
The chair was a mighty failing man,
His demeanor so unsure.
Many fat people set sail that day
For a one week tour, a one week tour.
The reality started getting rough,
Their slow brains were stunned,
Thanks to the stupidity of that fearless crew
The GOP was so lost, the GOP was so lost.
The GOP ran aground on the basis of retarded political ideas
With Micheal Steele
Many Racists too,
The millionaires and their boys,
The in-denial types
More fat men and Manly Ann,
Here on Michael Steele’s Isle.
[re=503851]Extemporanus[/re]: It’d be too cool if they met Don Ho.
[re=503825]Extemporanus[/re]: Proud of yourself for that one aren’t you?
[re=503861]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I love how in the last verse you threw meter and rhythm and just about everything out the window and REALLY went for it. Total respect right there.
[re=503855]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Oh how Edgar Allan apropos!
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom!
[re=503862]snideinplainsight[/re]: MICHAEL STEELE: “What up, Ho? Where the tiny bubbles at?”
It must be a working holiday because he has no clam shell bikini clad girls with him…that we know of.
Is Gov. William J. Le Petomane there?
[re=503863]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: Haole yeah!
This is how corrupt and fin de siecle the RNC is… they go to a warm place in the dead of winter for their meeting. THAT PROVES THAT GLOBAL WARMING EXISTS!
[re=503824]bitchincamaro[/re]: Win.
[re=503842]snideinplainsight[/re]: Win. Also.
Anyone else think he’s getting really gray, really fast?
[re=503876]S.Luggo[/re]: [re=503824]bitchincamaro[/re]: [re=503842]snideinplainsight[/re]: Set your VCRs:
The SyFy Original Movie “Pyroclastic Velociraptor Island” premieres this Saturday at 9pm!
(Hey…I think I just might enter that in SyFy’s awesome movie naming contest. If I win, I promise to give you all a shout-out when I accept my award.)
Ok now he’s starting to look like an honest Injun.
You know the type. Wears wingtips with a Hawaiian shirt. Just begs out loud for an atomic wedgie.
[re=503816]OReillysVibrator[/re]: Does the leper colony have a rowbat so I can go to GOP Island 2nd?
[re=503834]JMP[/re]: Y’know, every time somebody describes something from Lost, I get a little happier about walking away from the series premier 10 minutes in because I felt the urge to jerk off.
[re=503908]Snarkalicious[/re]: Rowbat? WTF is that? Something from your home country of Fuckwitistan?
[re=503908]Snarkalicious[/re]:
Daniel Dae Kim does that to me too.
I’m hoping somebody gives him a tiki necklace that he’ll wear whenever he goes, especially if he goes surfing.
[re=503891]Extemporanus[/re]: Needs more Flight 815.
Don’t tell Cokie Roberts that the Rs are meeting in an exotic, foreign, tropical land. It’s a long way to Hono-lulu from Washington, and the locals have strange rituals, like Hula dancing and Mormonism, also.
[re=503834]JMP[/re]: Ooops, sorry.
[re=503915]Tommmcatt[/re]: Infects you with leprosy?
[re=503851]Extemporanus[/re]: I didn’t know homeboy surfed.
I guess this makes Steele the BKIC: Big Kahuna In Charge!
Wrong! HKIC: Head Kahuna In Charge! Duh!!1
[re=503816]OReillysVibrator[/re]: I’ll take my chances with the lepers.
and you can wackle all you wanna, you can wackle while I walk away,
and you can wackle all you wanna, you can wackle while I walk away, away, away, away!
[re=503841]Sen. Schlong[/re]: Don’t forget they also allowed into their state an anonymous tourist with a partially blacked out visor, someone who was just minding her own business and didn’t want any attention. Also.
[re=503862]snideinplainsight[/re]: I must be really old, because I saw Don Ho perform at a nightclub 30 years ago. Tiny bubbles make me warm all over, with a feeling that I’m gonna love ya till the end of time.
Witness the very best of fiscal responsibility, folks. I’m sure the Repugnants are truly concerned for the Real Americans who can barely scrounge enough cash for food and heat. Keep it up, douchebags. They’re watching you too.
[re=503861]ManchuCandidate[/re]:
and Manly Ann Definite WIN!
OT: What about California’s state senate passing a single-payer health care plan?
[re=503862]snideinplainsight[/re]: It’d be too cool if they met Don Ho.
Don Ho (August 13, 1930 – April 14, 2007).
Yes, it would be cool. But I doubt we will be that lucky.
Senor El Pinche: Is there a clamshell-bra Blingee for this photo?
[re=503993]Servo[/re]: Ahhh…California.
Let’s see…the state’s broke and getting broker so it’s a good time to introduce a bill which is completely implausible, costly and almost impossible (how does a state go single payer when every other state isn’t?), and it’s not really a bill as much as a call for a broke state to spend $1 million for a commission to figure it all out and then…..then….it’ll go on the ballot where millions of dollars will be spent for and against the measure. If it passes, we’ll still have to put it into action which will involve the filing of about a million law suits and more votes ending with another ballot measure winning saying that we won’t support anything that would involve paying for health care while also getting angry at politicians for not figuring out how to pay for it all.
“Now watch this drive.”
Do they still have the Hubba-Hubba club down on Hotel Street? A shipmate was once arrested there for “indecent exposure,” ie, getting naked with a harlot in the alley behind. I think that would be the best way for the GOP (Gang of Perverts, Giant Octopus Party) to promote their new ideas and plans.
Zhu Bajie, salty sailor
[re=503817]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: Don’t forget the song “Let’s Talk Dirty in Hawaiian.”
[re=503834]JMP[/re]: Send’em back to Monster Island, let Godzilla and Rhodan play with them.
Looks like Urkel is all growed up.
GOP (Gang of Perverts, Giant Octopus Party)
Grab Our Penis.
[re=503870]S.Luggo[/re]: Any relation to the Petomane who used to perform at the Moulin Rouge?
Hawaii
white beaches
increase the party’s reaches
turnin out my muthafukkas
eatin’ mangoes like theys peaches
A Luau
That’s how
we doin’ it now
we be bustin’ out the strategy
while Obama has a cow
41
Git ‘er done
Obama on the run
Tea Party’s where we wanna be
cold chillin’ in the sun
But, dawg it’s hot
Why not?
The liberals can rot
brain freezin’ with the blended drinks
they really hit the spot
No Pain
No Gain
the revelations from my brain
increase the unanimity
Allow me to explain
Ketchup
Mustard
We love the fillibuster
The Bible
The Phone Book
The History of Custer
Last stand
it’s grand
let’s give the band a hand
loosening my belt a notch
so my waistline can expand
Sign out
no doubt
I’m the champion of this bout
you be hangin with the Coakley
while Scott Browns in my hide out
Brownie
My Man
The 25-year plan
one day Sasha and Malia
will tell me “I’m your biggest fan…”
Speed dial
for a while
I’m travelling in style
if workin’ hard
were hard as work
I’d be choking on my bile…
[re=503959]DirtyHarriett[/re]: Get a real kahuna to put a curse on them: intelligence!
Why doesn’t Michael Steel wear a tie in the Hawaiian Oval Office?
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to jump into this conga line.”
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