- DEMOCRATS WILL RUN A CANDIDATE IN DELAWARE: What’s his name? “New Castle County Executive Chris Coons made it official today: He’s challenging Congressman Mike Castle for the open U.S. Senate seat long held by Vice President Joe Biden.” Eh, there goes the black vote. [Wilmington News Journal]
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If you thought Warner v. Warner was punny in 1996, just wait for New Castle v. Old Castle.
The *don’t ask, don’t tell* policy should apply to the patronymically challenged: they should have the option to not disclose their name. Doe (or Roe) for Senator!
Racists are dusting off their “Beat Coons” signs, right now.
“I promise to lose with grace,” Coons said in announcing his candidacy.
[re=506722]The Huffington Pogue[/re]: or White Castle versus… oh never mind.
Mike’s gonna appeal to the Davy Crockett demographic by making a hat out of him.
Coons v. Castle is the most direct example of class warfare I have ever seen.
I just took the n-word pledge, now here’s this c-word. He’s going to have to put himself on the ballot as Chris African-Americans
I live near Delaware- those folks invented “Punkin’ Chunkin’”- you think there’s gonna be a whole lotta concern over the issues?
Might not. Marquette’s Athletic Director is former Packers linebacker George Koonce — who is black — & the Golden Eagles still manage to recruit a basketball team.
His last name gives me pause.
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