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GOP Valentine’s Day Cards [RNC]
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It’s a Saint Valentine’s Day E-Massacre!
Well, at least the cards will help ensure that fewer Repubs will procreate.
Can we upload our own images?
I’d like a mixed bouquet of dried white Palins and Trig’s Breath for my honey
I’m finding the shade of brown chosen for the header especially unromantic. Diarrheically unromantic.
[re=510186]rambone[/re]: Unfortunately, it’s unlikely to reduce the rate at which they amateurcreate.
The irony of sending a Valentine’s Day card from an organization dedicated to fear and hatred is utterly lost on them.
But then, Valentine’s Day is a day basically created by corporate interests in order to sell lots of expensive useless crap, the biggest of which comes from killing brown people in the third world, so maybe it is actually appropriate.
Actual GOPer Valentines Day Cards
“I’ll get mommy and daddy to pay you and your family off, lover”
-John Ensign
“Backpacking the Appalachians for you, babe!”
-Mark Sanford
“Old enough to pee, old enough for me!!!”
“If there’s grass on the field, I’ll pass”
-Mark Foley
“Taking a Wide Stance for you”
-Larry Craig
“Once you go Steele, you never go back… What? Rhyme?”
-Mikey Steele
[re=510189]give us a bob[/re]: Thinking of the color as more “blood blister” than “butt blaster” should help get you back in the mood.
[re=510189]give us a bob[/re]: That’s scott brown.
i’m feeling giddy!
Ah, Republicans and humor — going together like chinchillas and skee-ball since 1861.
Also, I keep reading the headline as “It’s GOP Valentine Time, For Your Friends Anal Sex Partners!”
From your ass, to their mouth…
I’m sending these with all my love.
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb279/sussemilch/cheney.jpg
[re=510193]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Excellent
Who needs chocolates when you can receive this wonderfully sentimental e-card?
Boehner killer
Let’s all send one to each of Scott Brown’s daughters! I hear they’re available!
[re=510200]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I have to tell you that when I was a kid, It hink people did wear chinchilla to play skeeball in Atlantic city or at least mink and persian lamb.
Don’t the ‘tards call it Valentimes?
Will they let gays send the cards?
Does anyone have the programming capacity so that 50 copies of these cards are sent to each Republican member of the Senate and House on a repeating loop next Monday? Maybe with a message like, “Nice to see you have your priorities in order.”
[re=510243]finallyhappy[/re]: Oh, hell — in that case I’m going with trepanation and beluga whales.
Great. Another RNC e-mail harvesting operation. Might almost be worth it if the Rahm card actually said “Happy fucking retarded Valentine’s Day” instead of wimping out with a little pussy, cringing .
Dear Valentine,
Get Big Government off your back and let Big Mike on instead.
Tort reforms and kisses,
Michael (Lexington) Steele
[re=510270]SayItWithWookies[/re]: “I’ll take ‘Blowholes’ for $500, Alex.”
Dear [re=510193]ManchuCandidate[/re],
Hoppy Varrentime’s Day!
See you on the “Yerrow Rine” hawt stuff!
XOXO,
The GOP
[re=510202]Sussemilch[/re]: Nice.
[re=510193]ManchuCandidate[/re]: “At least I don’t plaster makeup on like a trollup, you cunt”
-John McCain
“Here’s a photo of my boobs”
-Meghan McCain
Yikes. Some of them are actually funny. My worldview is collapsing.
[re=510299]Extemporanus[/re]:
Ha.
Don’t drink coke. I make joke.
[re=510299]Extemporanus[/re]: Wow, that’s creepy. I think I gave out a bunch like that back in the 1970′s.
Why does the GOP hate Jebus so much? They are taking the Saint out of Saint Valentines Day! War on Saint Valenties Day premiering on Bill Os show in 3… 2.. 1..
Can we swing a few Sarahs way? I know she will have alot to read already from the Fox staff. Esspecially Chris Wallace, that dude is creepy.
Penis in, retard out
I’m waiting for national “Throw an Egg at A Republican Day” myself.
Ralph Wiggum, a bottle of paste, and a “I Choo Choo Choose You” Valentime. Classic.
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