• February 15, 2012

This is what Newt turns into when he kills his ex-wives, with cancer.EMAILS WE DELETED IMMEDIATELY: “Good afternoon, In a story exclusive to National Journal, Jim Barnes reports that former House Speaker Newt Gingrich is weighing a run for president in 2012 and that he expects to come to a decision in February or March of 2011.” [National Journal!!]

{ 30 comments }

qwerty42 February 25, 2010 at 4:07 pm

Newt!!!
He should be good for a few dozen votes easily.

Carrie_Okie February 25, 2010 at 4:10 pm

RUN. NEWT. RUN. Man that would be almost TOO easy on Hopey. ConJob On Amerika II Electric Dudaloo.

Lawndarts February 25, 2010 at 4:14 pm

Newt is handsome and smart and would make a fine addition to the list of Presidents.

dedalus February 25, 2010 at 4:16 pm

More entertaining than Mitt the Twitt.

Extemporanus February 25, 2010 at 4:17 pm

A decision in February or March of 2011?

I am on the edge of my toilet in anticipation.

Chernobyl Soup February 25, 2010 at 4:17 pm

That mirror mirror Newt’s got on his wall just cold keeps fucking with him, doesn’t it?

Fred Wertham Jr. February 25, 2010 at 4:18 pm

I’ve never had the chance to vote against that asshole. I think I’d enjoy it. GO NEWT!

JMP February 25, 2010 at 4:19 pm

Why is a supposed news organization printing re-runs?

bureaucrap February 25, 2010 at 4:20 pm

There actually IS news in the article: “Gingrich said he and his wife Callista were “trying to organize our activities to be in a position to make a decision [about running for president] in February or March [of '11].” ” “Trying to organize our activities” means “Time for all you corporate shills and teaparty nutcases to start throwing your money at me; if you don’t you’ll get stuck with Palin/Bachmann, and I know you don’t REALLY want that….”

nbawriter February 25, 2010 at 4:20 pm

Alt-text SMACKDOWN!

NotthatLC February 25, 2010 at 4:26 pm

Please, please, PLEASE let this be true. Christmas comes early to Walton Mountain.

Way Cool Larry February 25, 2010 at 4:28 pm

Such awesome news. Go Newt go!!!!!

Gorillionaire February 25, 2010 at 4:28 pm

He’s already the president of Fox Nooze Sunday, what the hell else does this megalomaniac madman want?!?

SayItWithWookies February 25, 2010 at 4:34 pm

I’d sooner see a dumpster full of raw sewage elected president than Newt Gingrich. At least a dumpster full of raw sewage wouldn’t still be bitter about having to leave Air Force One through the back door.

coolcatdaddy February 25, 2010 at 4:34 pm

Really? I thought Newt had retired to spend more time with his ego.

WarAndG February 25, 2010 at 4:37 pm

That’s about right he’s expected to DIVORCE his 8th wife by then causing an emotional tug o war in hearts of family values, anti-gay, USA.

GOPCrusher February 25, 2010 at 4:47 pm

Go Team Newt!
I love his revisionist history novels about the Civil War. Who knew that the South actually won?

BadKitty February 25, 2010 at 4:48 pm

March 2011? That gives ol’ Newt time to burn through at least one more marriage.

JMP February 25, 2010 at 4:51 pm

[re=520171]Gorillionaire[/re]: To keep his name in the news when his next book comes out.

Hooray For Anything February 25, 2010 at 4:56 pm

Newt has been doing this every election since ’96 (except 2004). He let’s it be known he might run for President, goes up to New Hampshire and Iowa a few times a month, and then after making sure he gets just the right amount of slurping from the press corp, announces he won’t run. It’s nothing more than a cray for attention.

Sussemilch February 25, 2010 at 5:01 pm

Any fat sack of shit that can’t finish the job they were elected to do the first time is not a credible candidate for any other position equal or higher. Must I remind you that you vowed: “I’m not willing to preside over people who are cannibals.” So eat me.

queeraselvis v 2.0 February 25, 2010 at 5:01 pm

Gingrich-Santorum 2012! Two great shits that make shit forever.

Lascauxcaveman February 25, 2010 at 5:05 pm

[re=520189]WarAndG[/re]: NO! NO more divorces for Newtie; he’s a devout Catholic now, and knows divorce is WRONG.

Besides, his current wife is showing ZERO signs of cancer.

Dean Booth February 25, 2010 at 5:07 pm

He’s dithering! We need a president who can make quick decisions, from the gut.

JMP February 25, 2010 at 5:11 pm

Palin-Gingrich 2012: now with double quitting power.

Lionel Hutz Esq. February 25, 2010 at 5:44 pm

Has Politico heard about this?

Also, I didn’t know that Newt was a black-Kenyan-Socialist-Muslim. Also.

S.Luggo February 25, 2010 at 6:09 pm

Gingrich/Woods 2012

Veritas78 February 25, 2010 at 6:23 pm

He should be playing more hard-to-get. Like “Only an outpouring of donations, interviews, book purchases and hot babes throwing themselves at me would cause me to reconsider my reluctance to run for President more times than Harold Stassen.”

plowman February 26, 2010 at 7:29 am

Lo, our Savior is nigh.

JDHART February 26, 2010 at 7:40 am

Newt or Jeb BUSH! Which one to choose?

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