Snowbilly grifter Sarah Palin rolled into Los Angeles on Wednesday to perform as “Jack Hanna’s anger bear” on the Jay Leno program and to scoop up some more piles of fancy clothes and cosmetics that somebody else paid for, at this “Oscar gifting suite.” But what was her true, secret mission? To make even more money for Sarah Palin, and to collect even more free crap, and to maybe get the guy who produced that Survivor game show to make a special reality show about her, Sarah Palin.
Entertainment Weekly reports:
Multiple sources confirm that Palin and uber-reality show producer Mark Burnett have been making the rounds in Hollywood this week to pitch a TV docudrama about Alaska. One source called it a “Planet Earth-type look” at Palin’s home state.
So, Palin getting her hair done in a helicopter while Todd or somebody shoots at wolves from the door? While the Palin daughters poop out more bastard babies in Wasilla? Sounds awesome!
Or not. Palin and her locusts hit the big three teevee networks to shop her great idea to make more money for Sarah Palin, but the kind of low-budget reality programming she’s pitching is better suited to Basic Cable, if there’s even a channel that would show some earth-rapist wingnut as your tour guide to Alaska.
Besides, she’ll just quit halfway through the first season. [Reuters/EW]
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The thought of the Real Housewives of Wasillais somehow tivoable.
National Tardographic already did Alaska.
Besides, what’s the angle? Shooting oil-filled bullets at meth-addicted teen wolves who have bastard cubs out of wedlock?
A helicopter sounds like a great place to get her hair done.
May she stand up straight and tall when the stylin’s over.
Remember Grizzly Man? Let’s go ahead and green-light this one.
David Attenborough is going to fucking stab her. Then narrate it.
I swear to God, just keep showing that photo and you’ll cure everyone of all sexual desire, ever.
Let her do it. There aren’t any reality TV marriages that survive (Jon/Kate, Jessica/Nick, Carmen/Dave). Then we can have a Wasilla smackdown divorce between Snowbilly & the first dewd. Can’t wait!
Can’t she just go on Flavor of Love? I’d watch that, even if it meant missing Besos y Lágrimas.
Sarah Sarah Sarah. Are you forgetting God’s word???
” A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD. ” (Deuteronomy 23:2)
But, hey! He can get SWAG in Hollywood!
Somehow this seems very appropriate for the Palin plague. It’s like a little peice of shit, rolling down the world’s biggest pile of crap, gathering mass and momentum until it comes to rest at the feet of the grand daddy of all turds. The teevee reality show.
Clap, clap and clap.
Bill Kristol is really gonna be disappointed now. He lurves Reality TeeVee.
I see a combination of Ax-Men and Ice Road Truckers, but with way more swag.
The legislation requiring her to publish a book at least biennially is called “The Wonketteer Full Employment Dicking Around Act of 2008.”
Meh. Needs more mooseburgers.
Since Chevron already sponsors National Geographic, how is she going to find someone to do the xxxtreme astroturfing? Exxon, maybe?
“Planet Earth”? I guess if Sigourney Weaver tells them to fuck off they can just get jeebus to narrate it.
Surreal Housewives of Wasilla
It could the be reality version of Breaking Bad, but with tanning beds.
The Deadliest Snatch
How about we have her guest-host an episode of Survivorman filmed in the middle of Alaska’s tundra, in January; just like the regular show, with no crew but her and only the food and shelter she can find or make herself.
She look s as if she is snacking on her placenta in that picture.
I don’t suppose it would occur to them that there might be dramatic value in having Sarah encounter an opposing viewpoint, cogently argued.
[re=524266]Ducksworthy[/re]: Starring Trap Palin, Trick Palin, and Easter-Fuck Johnson.
I hope she will take us to that place I heard so much about, where you can see Russia. Maybe Vlad Putin will even rear his head.
Absolutely mezmerizing.
Ice Road Hucksters
They’ve let the white trash loose in the Four Seasons and they are raiding the comped mini bar.
[re=524272]Limeylizzie[/re]: Whilst hiding a wolf pelt under her kini bottoms. What the hell is hanging out the sides of that thing??!! Due to these “hairy” details, I change my position on Sister Sarah from the earlier Fox poll about touching other people’s private parts!
[re=524274]Mr Blifil[/re]: Yeah, have Rachel Maddow leap out of the bushes and start questioning her.
“I just know that darn librul media’s gotta be around here somewhere!”
[re=524266]Ducksworthy[/re]: FTW!
I’m imagining a Wasillan remake of the “Beverly Hillbillies” starring Sarah as Granny, Bristol as Ellie Mae, Todd as Jed, Levi as Jethro, and Trig as any number of Ellie Mae’s critters.
[re=524274]Mr Blifil[/re]: Maybe – if your notion of “dramatic value” runs to blank expressions and dead air. Remember all the fembots that lock up when they encounter input they can’t process?
“While the Palin daughters poop out more bastard babies in Wasilla? Sounds awesome!”
The cameramen could be the fathers!
)[re=524266]Ducksworthy[/re]: Sarah Palin Goes to College(s)
[re=524266]Ducksworthy[/re]: is win, plus one super max.
I just read she is planning on writing the follow up to her memoir. Can Sarah Palin “toys” in Happy Meals be far behind?
[re=524275]St.SarahOfThePerpetuallyOffended[/re]: “Easter-Fuck?” Is that similar to a Hairy Palm Sundae?
[re=524286]FlownOver[/re]: Some femmes lock up if you try to get them to process an input into the rear entrance, thats for sure.
Did she get Trig an Ed Hardy tee, cuz only retards wear that shit.
[re=524266]Ducksworthy[/re]: Bravo!
Gawd. I remember some TV commercals about Reese’s peanut butter cups a long time ago, where one guy is pissed at the other for getting peanut butter on his chocolate, and the other guy pissed at the first guy for getting chocolate on his peanut butter, but the resultant combination was awesome.
This marriage of the worst genre of TV programming with the worst politician/whore/grifter in history will be exactly like that. Except for the awesome part. I can’t stand to even hear clips of her ironically, anymore.
Whose gams those are, I think I know,
Her head is up her rectum, though.
[re=524288]zhubajie[/re]: How dare you make a terrible joke like that, about raping a young girl like Peepoo Palin. You’re worse than Letterman!
[re=524266]Ducksworthy[/re]: You can’t see me, but I am standing up and applauding you. Bravo, sir/madam. Bravo.
[re=524266]Ducksworthy[/re]: Not worthy.
Iron Meth Chef Alaska.
One of the technological innovations that made so much of the cool footage in “Planet Earth” possible was the use of HD cameras with powerful telephoto lenses shooting from Helicopters hovering thousands of yards away from the subject so that the animals in the shot were caught in essentially a natural state, unaware that they were being observed. Now if that technique were used as the foundation for a reality show about the Palins with parabolic mirophones thrown into the mix I’d watch for sure.
A show about the state that she abandoned? Does she even live there anymore? I have a better idea. Do a reality show about Connecticut hosted by Joe Lieberman. That will have viewers glued to their chairs.
The Stupidest Catch
Cool, I’ve been waiting for a decade for a second season of “Murder in Small Town X”
[re=524266]Ducksworthy[/re]: Win.
I think we can close comments for the day, as [re=524266]Ducksworthy[/re]: has obviously won the day with that suggestion.
I’ll watch if she does it commando style like Bear Grylls.
Can’t compete with [re=524266]Ducksworthy[/re]: , but The Biggest Quitter comes to mind.
oooh, can her show be like the one with that other make believe backwoodsy Ted Nugent wuss? This time with robot chainsaws!
…One source called it a “Planet Earth-type look” at Palin’s home state…
Bah. More like a Battlefield Earth-type look, methinks.
[re=524266]Ducksworthy[/re]: Excellent!
All she needs is to release a hot air balloon and imply that Trig is aboard to seal the TV deal.
“Ice Road Meth Labs”
“The Real Methwives of Wasilla”
[re=524251]4tehlulz[/re]: “And so, the political cycle of life begins anew …”
[re=524285]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Not to mention Michael Steele as Mr. Drysdale.
“Are you smarter than a 5th grader, the reality show”
“Are you smarter than the former half-governor?”
This can only end one way. Bible Spice vs. Tonya Harding in the White Trash Thunderdome. TWO SKANKS ENTER. ONLY ONE LEAVES!
M*E*T*H
[re=524458]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: Love it! Also, Ann Coulter as Miss Jane Hathaway?
[re=524526]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Mr. Drysdale could be played by Walnuts.
I’m kind of glad America’s Demagogue is so greedy and lazy.
Smack! Slurp! Nom, nom, nom. Suckin’ on a chilidog outside the Tastee-Freez, what’s that peeking out from between your knees?
This pic is proof-positive that Nanookie of the North reads paper products. I’m surprised she couldn’t at least name The National Enquirer or Weekly World News or The Sun. Whatever she’s got is the right size.
[re=524262]Mad Brahms[/re]: how is she going to find someone to do the xxxtreme astroturfing?
Is that what they’re calling a Brazilian wax these days? Cuz people would be lining up to wax her cooter. THAT’S reality TV I’d tune in to see.
[re=524285]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Please continue, cast the greedy banker and his hoity toity assistant.
[re=524266]Ducksworthy[/re]: That comment just killed Captain Phil. I hope you’re happy.
[re=524272]Limeylizzie[/re]: It’s actually jerky, but they’re easily confused.
I’d do it if I could…
Catch the fun as Sarah P. and Michelle O. star on Wife Swap. The hilarity begins when Sarah gets her first taste of Kenyan kookamoo juice rammed down her throat in order to shut her the fuck up!
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