MASSA WAS JUST COLD SLAMMIN’ EVERYBODY: It seems there’s more to the crazy Eric Massa sexytime allegations than him drunkenly telling some dude, at a wedding, how much he wanted to bone: “Former Rep. Eric Massa (D-N.Y.) has been under investigation for allegations that he groped multiple male staffers working in his office, according to three sources familiar with the probe. The allegations surrounding the former lawmaker date back at least a year, and involve ‘a pattern of behavior and physical harassment,’ according to one source.” Where’s the problem? These staffers are all such prudes. [Washington Post]
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Steny doubles down.
Which answers the question “WTF–why resign now?” since the ethics committee doesn’t investigate anyone not in the House.
I like to point out the winner line of the article …ahem :
Former Rep. Eric Massa (D-N.Y.) has been under investigation for allegations that he groped multiple male staffers working in his office, according to three sources familiar with the probe.
thank you thank you thank you that is all.
He should come out of the closet, admit it, stop living a lie, this man is not a democrat, he is a republican, and he should be proud of who he is.
Gay Jesus, that’s a surprise; I thought for sure that Pelosi et al. would have pressured him to resign over the single, relatively mild incident he admitted to; and most sexual harassers act just once, instead of showing a pattern and practice against multiple employees.
It goes back farther than that. A recently discovered Bayeux Tapestry depicts Eric Massa lick-tickling the sack of a groom in Her Majesty’s stables. The groom exclaims, “My Lord I pray thee not goeth there” to which Massa replies with some salty language and then says he was fired for blocking the Church of England’s universal single payer health care system.
In Massa’s defense the incident in the military may change a little. Now when he came by the buddy jacking off, he tripped, his mouth opened anticipating the fall. Didnt ya know he fell with his mouth right on the guy’s dong. He then went into convulsions, causing his head to go up and down repeatedly. But is was a totally, totally, non-gay heterosexual accident. Grabbing the asses and cocks of his staff members was just boys being boys.
“Salty language,” indeed. Messy!
I love his Navy story of him offering to finish off his cabinmate when he was jerkin the gherkin.
So it wasn’t just talk, like Massa said it was. And then it wasn’t just tousling one guy’s hair, like he said it was after we found out it wasn’t just talk. Now it’s multiple people, being groped, not just one. But I think the media really ought to focus on his allegations that he was forced out to save the healthcare vote — because really, he must be telling the truth this time.
Every day at the office he had like 15 vodka and tonics and god knows how much champagne. Who wouldn’t be groping their male staffers in that situation?
Is this a groping probe or a probing probe?
This should make the interview between the Crazy in the Closet Dem. with Just Plain Crazy Beck this afternoon very interesting.
he was checking for caulk
Is he guilty of salty teabags? Yes he is. The salty language in question being “mmmmf mmmmmf mmmmmf mmmmmmf!”
I’d say the giveaway was his letting Glenn Beck interview him. Getting a DUI after a Latin drag ball at Faces bar totally pales by comparison with THAT level of desperation.
Massa was just confused when he heard Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders say it was natural and healthy to grope your staff.
[re=527390]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Likely Beck was just hoping for a spontaneous grope.
“If you wore those pants in the Navy you were just asking for a cockslapping!”
[re=527390]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Seriously; when Massa whines that he’s being pushed out *merely* becuase the Dem leaders don’t like his stance on health insurance reform, will Beck call bullshit on him like he did that one teeny time w/Sarah?
This almost (but not quite) makes me actually want to watch fat crybaby’s show for once.
Beck is anxious to get to the bottom of Massa’s probe.
“Former Rep. Eric Massa (D-N.Y.) has been under investigation for allegations that he groped multiple male staffers working in his office, according to three sources familiar with the probe.”
Indeed.
[re=527390]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Although it would be much more appropriate for him to be going on O’Reily. Oh, the complaints about the alleged conspiracies and denial of wrongdoings!
Massa and Ashburn; providing bi-sexual partisanship (secretly), for years.
And he’s not going away quietly. He’s going to spill his guts on Beck and Larry King. Nothing worse than a bitchy gay guy. Must be his time of the month.
[re=527409]bitchincamaro[/re]: that’s how bi-patrianship really works….
His Chief of Staff (ahem) was a long-time staff member for Barney Frank, fwiw.
He’s so grope, they call him Mr. Groper.
I think maybe he misunderstood what Rahm meant by “be likable”.
Eric Massa, serial groper.
Kind of has a nice ring to it doesn’t it?
[re=527384]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Well Massa never specified if it was head hair he was tousling.
If he was actually forced out because he wouldn’t support health care, I say good.
If they had to use the serial sexual harrasser of young boys thingie to get him out, I say all is fair in politics.
And if he is one of those family values cocksuckers (see how that works on more than one level?), so much the better.
[re=527370]PlanetWingnuta[/re]: [re=527406]magic titty[/re]: The probe is his penis!
I am so wishing I could embed a pic of Captain Hammer right now.
Right aboot now the man should be heading over to happy hour @ Masa 14.
I wonder if he says, “whose yo massa” while he’s doing it? Or other disgusting things termed, “massa”?
Like maybe he says, “stay outta there, I made a huge massa”?
So Massa (Messy)!
[re=527442]liquiddaddy[/re]: I don’t know about our former congress-ooze from NY, but someone else has: http://tinyurl.com/y879mz2
Hey, he was just trying to help them relax and think of their wives. Or of being in the navy. Either way, there was/were seamen involved.
[re=527384]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I suppose “tousling a guy’s hair”, strategically placed, could count as a grope.
Total DINO.
Lindsey, JOEmentum, & WALNUTS! just wish there was more comity between the legislative houses. Eric would have made a great fourth.
The wingtards will just love him! It’ll be how Nancy drove him out of congress for standing against socialism. When the truth is that he wasn’t just standing against Socialism, he was rubbing up and down against Socialism, tousling Socialism’s hair and… Well, enough of that.
What I was saying was that the wingtards will love him. He’s PERSECUTED! By the CLINTONS! He’s probably the LEADER of the TEA PARTY. Or more likely, he’s led a few parties in a tea room… Wonder if he’s flown through Minneapolis… No, enough of that!
Yeah, the wingnuts will adopt him as their new favorite victim. Especially after learning that Snowbilly was addicted to Canadian socialized medicine, zipping across the border all the time on a TRAIN to secretly rendezvous with Socialism, tousling his hair and… I SAID ENOUGH OF THAT!
The wingtards will love him until photos appear on the inner-tubes showing him in a dress, his face all smeared with orange fake tan lotion, with Boehner’s boehner in his mouth. AND THAT WAS ENOUGH OF THAT!
Glenn Beck wept.
Lil bit o teh ol neigh vee sexytimez fur ya. Rum, soda me and teh lash. Yo Ho hoz!
“Previously a Republican, Massa switched parties after leaving the House payroll . . .”
It all makes sense now.
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