Here is some awesome video from Glenn Beck’s amazing interview with Eric Massa, the man who was run out of office by a churlish nude White House Chief of Staff who could not stand to see Massa farting all over Barack Obama’s precious beloved healthcare. But the truth: tickle fights and Caligula orgies may have contributed to our Hero’s downfall. The best part is watching Beck’s horror as it dawns on him that this martyr to Washington’s corrupt Machine is actually a delusional narcissist who just wants to show him an X-ray of his liver. [Fox News]
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If it didn’t hurt so much to laugh, I would.
I’m just surprised Massa didn’t ask Bekc if loved Oysters or Mussels or enjoyed gladiator movies,
[re=527753]ManchuCandidate[/re]:
You’re back! Hope you are feeling well.
Glenda without sound reminds me of Mr. Rogers. Now that is scary.
Ugh! I can’t watch much Beck with out losing my Egg McMuffin all over the keyboard. He needs a laugh track so we know when he’s funny.
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Chris Hansen: “Mr. Massa, why don’t you take a seat over there.”
Aaaaaaaaaaand scene!
[re=527757]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]:
Been better, but glad to be here with most of lower gut intact.
Unless that right-pointing arrow blows up the internet, I’m not pushing it.
So THAT’s the “Glenn Beck” person I’ve been hearing so much about! Holy hell, what a bagload of upchucktard.
And that Massa guy! Venkman, both of those ugly little spuds slimed me! Shower time.
what blows my mind is that he keeps pictures of his Navy crossing-the-line orgy in a photo album, so he can show them to the grandkids
Will this be included in the Limited Edition DVD of “The Christmas Sweater?” If so, I hope Glenn does the commentary tracks.
This is actually one of those vids you can appreciate with the sound off. Beck’s brain explodes in living color. Very satisfying.
No, not watching Beck, no matter what you say is on it.
[re=527753]ManchuCandidate[/re]: It’s oysters or snails. And hey, maybe Massa’s right in some of his specific denials, and he actually does enjoy both snails and oysters.
And welcome back!
[re=527767]norbizness[/re]: Yes, sanity at last!
Glenn Beck recognizing someone else as a delusional narcissist? Best example of irony, ever.
It was almost worth it to say Beck get visibly uncomfortable. Must be what I look like when I walk into a room and discover that is what someone has been watching. Not quite….sure…..what……to………say……
Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot.
Poor Glenda, she wanted a scalp, she wanted NAMES dammit, she needed proof of her conspiracy theories. And she got nothing. But really uncomfortable tales of men wriggling around and tickling each other.
[re=527765]Buzz Feedback[/re]: Win and extra points for pretentious/novice actor ref.
Couldn’t you have just put up clips of Caligula orgies and been done with it? I can’t watch this shit, surely you must realize that?
Hey!1! Tickle fights are no laughing matter! Get a grip people.
5 minutes of my life wasted listening to Beck monologue: 3,000 brain cells.
That look on Beck’s face as it slowly dawns on him that he’s got a nut on his hands: priceless.
Oh god, this made my day. I really wish I could’ve been there when my mom (who LOVES Beck) saw this.
If I didn’t know the White House political operation is totally inept, I’d say “Set up”!!!!!
Beck is the smarmiest of all smarmy bastards.
I tried making it to this so-called dawn of comprehension look, but I don’t think I can sit through anymore (and I made it past the grandfather ‘there but for the grace of god’ moment…) Anyone want to be an actual martyr and proclaim the 2:26 moment? Candy from a stranger may be in your future.
My questions are twofold: did it ever occur to Glenn Beck that this guy wanted to go on his show because Beck himself is crazier than a bowl of Fruit Loops, and HOLY SHIT HOW DID THIS FAGGY MCLOONYPANTS GET ELECTED! I mean, we elected Tom “Bomb Mecca” Tancredo here in Colorado, but he doesn’t drag out retro niche gay porn on talk shows.
“If you ever change your mind
Which you do from time to time
Never chew a pickle
With a little slap and tickle
You have to throw the stone
To get the pool to ripple”
Its cool that Massa has a whole scrap book of Naval orgies. And he carries it around with him.
Eric Massa is the greatest IRL troll of all time.
[re=527824]Mista Eko[/re]: At this point, I’m thinking Massa must be the latest Sasha Cohen character; he’s running a very longform gag this time. No one this crazy could really get elected, right?
No one this crazy could really get elected, right?
Oh they can, but usually they’re wingnutz and teabaggers. Or Jean Schmidt.
Ballroom dancing: A navel engagement without loss of siemen,
Oh, navAL. Not navel. That makes more sense now.
[re=527767]norbizness[/re]: Werd.
Tickle Me Eric is the only politician in history to be forced from office as the result of a Coochie Coochie Coup.
Here are the best parts:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/09/eric-massa-glenn-beck-vid_n_492499.html
After watching this, I am now forced to reevaluate my position on “Don’t ask, don’t tell”.
Together these two, very popular, diametrically opposed loon-ball-erists, illustrate the rise of the new elite political i-dildo-logical fart-baggery that has been so insulated by the luxuries of American corporate imperialism and 24 hour media bull-schmutzery that ah…they ah…I forgot what I was going to say…
And Michelle Malkin was right. (This sentence has never appeared anywhere else in any form in recorded history.)
Was this a test to see if we could get through the first two minutes of that airbag’s blather? If it was, I failed.
[re=527861]Cape Clod[/re]: Sure it has; Michelle Malkin is always right. Far, far right; ultra-reactionary, borderline fascist right, that is.
I dunno, I really enjoyed watching Beck’s Geraldo Rivera’s Al Capone’s vault moment.
I could almost hear Beck’s soul leave his body…well if he had a soul.
I was listening to Beck’s Radio Rwanda program when he first heard Massa’s fiery attack on the Dems. Beck was beside himself with glee. WE NEED HIM ON THE SHOW ASAP! THIS IS THE MAN WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THIS IS GONNA BE HUGE!
Then when Massa completely backtracked on all his statements, Beck’s green goblin blood left his body.
Beck had no plan B and looked like a bewildered stuttering idiot.
Even the Freepers were embarrassed by Beck.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2467471/posts#comment
[re=527767]norbizness[/re]: AMEN
Gee Glenn — all that fact-checking and vetting and personality assessment that you do — that so determined the fitness and genius of your current political idols, Jim DeMint, Rick Santorum and Sarah Pablum — have finally failed you. Although I’m sure just a little tweak of that thorough research job you do is all that’ll be necessary to keep the crazies out in the future.
From the transcript:
Beckoid: Massa, man, your young, nubile, often-Asian male staffers say that you often tickled them at parties, sometimes in closed, locked rooms in the basement, near those odd boiler closet rooms! Is this true?
Massa-Ashburn: Define often.
–30–
When Michelle Malkin was the voice of reason for trying to talk Beck out of this, you know that nothing good could come of it. Unless, of course, Roger Ailes takes this opportunity to curb stomp the life out of Glenn Beck and throw the corpse in a dumpster.
[re=527938]GOPCrusher[/re]: If only.
Comedy gold for months, this one. Remember crazy hair, Jim Traficant congressman from Ohio? Must be related to tickle man pyramid Massa. Lord this guy was out of his gord like Massa.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ5Os1400uc
not glenn’s bestest on-air moment . doesn’t anyone remember his manly audacity and hilarious alpha-male phone call to the woman who had just had a miscarriage and MOCKED the death of her child ? i m sure he/it had the woman in stitches by the time he was done with her . n then he masturbated over his achievement .
I don’t know how you people can even watch it. 5 seconds of El Douchebag’s fat face and I wanna hurl.
So creepy that Tickle Monster lived in a house with his male office staff. You just know he was always “accidentally” walking into the bathroom while they were showering. “Oops, sorry about that, didn’t know you were in here! Hey, you want me to get you a fresh towel?” Then of course when one of them had a bad day I bet he would says stuff like “Aw, you look like you need a back massage.”
Why do I feel a book by his aides is coming soon?
He and all his single male staffers live together because none of them can afford the rents in the DC area?
I manage to pay my rent just fine, dudes. Think up a new excuse.
Beck just wished the desk was shorter so he could ‘tickle’ Massa while interviewing him.
Ever been to sea, Glenn? Ever sat in the Captain’s quarters?
I did watch the whole thing but really the first few seconds of Glen himself were the strangest. Am I wrong to think he is kind of gay himself? Is my radar broken? It’s all kind of sad to me certainly after watching the youtube of Massa and Rahm from back during his election. Look it up sheeple.
Who watches this Beck person? Actually? The porn book was cool though, just visible enough on TV. The real question is who paid Massa or blackmailed him to be against health care reform.Call me when the ethics people go through the donors or whatever.Oh right no more ethics investigation but maybe a harassment suit for the staffers “trouble”?
We are Rome.
Carpdammit! Why has nobody posted some time codes so we can jump to the best sad-Beck moments without having to watch the whole fecking mess? Do those of you who actaully watched this hate the rest of us THAT much?
[re=528323]102415[/re]: …but really the first few seconds of Glen himself were the strangest.
Am I wrong to think he is kind of gay himself?
This, being my first exposure to Mr. Beck in the combination of audio/video, full-length monologue whatever (I’ve seen screen caps of him on this blog before) but nothing approximating his actual show.
And I can come to no conclusion other than that the man is a complete, absolute, pole-smokin’, dick-chokin’, popped-collar-pink-Izod-shirt-sporting, mincing, prancing, self-loathing, dresses-like-Tinkerbell-on-Halloween, conservative, closeted, desperately trying to stay in the closet fairy.
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