This article is basically great. Because naked penis/vag shower run-ins, it seems, are the norm! More normal than apple pie or baseball or Cleveland Steamers: “The private gyms are sanctuaries where lawmakers can huff, puff and disrobe knowing that only fellow members will see them.” Giggle!
Now things are probably better than they were in Olde Senate Times, when Lyndon Johnson would walk in every morning and buttfuck all of ‘em, just to show who’s cock-of-the-walk. Still:
Sen. Saxby Chambliss (R-Ga.) said he often goes to the Senate gym to do a rubber-band exercise for his arms — the 66-year-old said he has bad rotator cuffs — but that he most loves sitting in the sauna with his colleagues.
“It’s always fun,” he said.
Oh ho ho!
Asked whether he has had shower encounters like the one Massa alleged, Sen. John Thune (R-S.D.) was interrupted by an aide — “Senator, we definitely have a speaking engagement” — and whisked away before he could respond.
Oh c’mon! David Brooks took his pants off for the “John Thune part,” and all Thune could muster was a no comment.
Ha ha ha “It’s always fun.”
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Jesus H., there goes my breakfast, lunch, and quite possibly dinner.
OK, so the C Street House is for straight “run-ins,” but the Senate Gym is for the other “run-ins.” But both are fun!
Let’s all go to the Y!-M!-C!-A!
Also, I believe you misspelled “Sexby.”
Saxby has bad rotator cuffs from playing too much golf back when he was celebrating his draft deferment.
“lawmakers can huff, puff and…”
blow their house colleague down? sorry, low hanging fruit. wait a minute…
They get together in the sauna, and compare scrotal size.
I think just made myself sick.
“Plug it up! Plug it up! Plug it up!”
and who’s this “norm” of the headline? norm coleman, i’ll bet. far from norm since he lost his job to stuart smalley.
It’s hard to say this, but I actually agree with Joe Scarborough:
“Way too many middle-aged, overweight men walk around that locker room without any clothes on,” said Joe Scarborough, a former Republican congressman, said on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” on Tuesday. “I wish they would just drape themselves with towels.”
Too bad he had to go to a speaking engagement before he got to the hair tousling and tickling stories. Hard news indeed.
[re=528107]memzilla[/re]: I believe you’re right.
“Now things are probably better than they were in Olde Senate Times, when Lyndon Johnson would walk in every morning and buttfuck all of ‘em, just to show who’s cock-of-the-walk.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, that’s how you get your legislation passed.
Things heat up every two years, but quiet down again after the freshmen senators realize they should just politely refuse Lindsey’s offers of a backrub.
[re=528114]pattycake[/re]: “disrobe knowing that only fellow members will see them”
IOW: Members get to check out other members’ members. Which, in any case, ew.
It’s lawmakers gone wild!
Why does the senate have a gym?
Today we are all AssMasters.
[re=528126]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: MEMBERS or GTFO!!
The one-eyed snake sees all fellow members.
See what happens when we allow gay marriage in DC? The town is overrun by steamy, hot, naked, old saggy balled men.
The Senate and House Gyms…, Further proof that “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” works.
I think this story is going to make it hard for Politico to win this day.
I bet their asses even have jowls. There that should be good for everyone’s appetite for the next week or so.
No towels, just senators “hanging out” in the sauna.
Bleaaahhh
[re=528161]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Better than hoodia!
[re=528161]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Also, keep in mind that Cantor’s ass is probably so toned you could bounce a tuna fish sandwich off of it.
[re=528133]engulfedinflames[/re]: Come on now, thou wouldst not expect our lords and masters to work out in a place that peasants may enter.
[re=528168]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Or chip a tooth.
[re=528168]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: (insert circumcised prick joke here)
[re=528133]engulfedinflames[/re]: SOCIALISM
[re=528183]Katydid[/re]: Aren’t most men circumsised in the West? I’ve seen my fair share of wang, and I’d say only 1 or 2 were uncut out of… oh, I lost count… let’s say, 37?
[re=528133]engulfedinflames[/re]: Why does the US have a Senate?
[re=528187]Katydid[/re]: Some of the proto Republicans were concerned we wouldn’t be able to govern ourselves without a cadre of nobility to guide out thoughts and actions. They feared the rule of the mob, but then again they feared free black people and women wearing trousers so…
[re=528150]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: I’ve never understood that koan.
There’s a hole in the wall at the Senate Showers and another one at the House Showers, for both sexes, and Congressional staffers and building workers often go down to the adjoining rooms and look through the peep-holes and spy on Senators and Representatives who are naked. It’s very much like “Porky’s,” but without the attractiveness.
I just took a quick look at the headline and it looked like it said, Sexy Chambliss.
[re=528186]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Yep, that has been my experience, and I have to say it was a pleasure after all the uncut ones I came to know in England, I love the sexy American boys and their neatly trimmed members!
Asked whether he has had shower encounters like the one Massa alleged, Sen. John Thune (R-S.D.) was interrupted by an aide — “Senator, we definitely have a speaking engagement” — and whisked away before he could respond.
This is good news for John McCain.
“far from the norm”, thenorm being poking each other with erect penises, not fingers. okay, sometimes they use fingers.
I believe it’s in the back of the Senate Elevator – to the left and around the corner…
[re=528186]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: 37? 37? Jeezus, don’t tell Dante…he’ll flip.
[re=528151]BOOBIES![/re]: Er, they were already here.
There’s a joke in here about the WaPo posting this story the day after their brand spanking new OpEd columnist got thoroughly demolished by a TV comedian last night but I can’t think what it would be.
Well my stars and garters. I do believe there are some young ladies commenting here who are nothing but wanton hussies!
does this mean there’s a new porn video coming out called
In The Sauna: Starring the Sexy Senate?
you know everyone wanted a good eye full of Aaron Schock and Senator Porno
[re=528106]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I’d just like to point out that the YMCA (in NYC at least) is just about the only gym which isn’t cruisy AT ALL. People go there to work out, and it’s very family friendly. That goddamn song is totally wrong. Now, Crunch or Gold’s Gym or the various “[City Name] Sports Clubs” are pretty cruisy and gayish.
Gobbling Old Penises
[re=528403]jagorev[/re]: That song is 30 years old. That was a time before Craig’s List and cock pics. You have to give the benefit of the doubt.
[re=528120]JMP[/re]: Speaking as a person who was cruised by Joe Scarborough in the lobby of a famous office building where a television network operates, methinks the lady doth protest too much.
If the sauna session included Stephanie Herseth or possibly Mary Landrieu (on a good day), I could see the attraction. Otherwise, no way.
“Senator, we definitely have a spanking engagement”
/fixed
[re=528246]An Outhouse[/re]: This Senate gym must be the place that all of this “throat jamming” occurs.
[re=528429]Mr Blifil[/re]: That little tidbit leads to a combination “Ewwww” and “someone needs to start talking to the tabloids, STAT”.
Sexby C is a sweet Georgia peach for a fella’ his age.
Luv To Luv Ya’ Man Baby,
Larry ToeTap Craig
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