- RIELLE HUNTER IS NOW SAD! Jesus, did she think they’d Photoshop some pants onto her? “Hunter reportedly ‘cried for two hours’ after she saw the pictures she deemed ‘repulsive’ that accompanied the 10,000 word interview she did with GQ magazine, according to Barbara Walters.” Eh, the Internet will forget them as soon as the next celebrity takes nudie pics with Muppets (Orrin Hatch, about an hour). And again: this interview is complete hilarity. Rielle Hunter is a cartoon version of what you thought Rielle Hunter would be. [CBS News]
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I cried white tears.
What’s the big deal? I know I prefer not to wear pants when I’m at home being interviewed.
“Well why don’t you take off you pants and sit next to these stuffed animals, I am just testing my light meter, I won’t be using any of these.”
Carla Bruni is hotter
You’d think a videographer would know about release forms and such. What a fucking idiot.
By “repulsive” she meant they weren’t showing enough cleavage.
Yeah the sweatpants she was wearing in the one picture were way more tasteful.
Maybe she thought they were only going to photograph her from the waist up, and she therefore didn’t need pants? Or she didn’t know what that boxy device that they asked her to look many times into that made the bright light was?
This does beg the question, however, of what made GQ think that anyone would want to see a woman who looks like that without pants.
Oh my god, Rielle Hunter is Gregor Samsa.
“Sometimes Johnny likes me to include Dora and Barney in our lovemaking sessions.”
Maybe she thought they were going to ‘shop Johnny in between her legs.
“The John Edwards I saw in 2004 on TV I believed to be a disconnected, two-dimensional-geek kind of guy.”
We now know that he is just a one dimensional ass.
I don’t think I can handle one more bit of news about this skank. Please make her GO AWAY.
Hey, at least she finally regrets something.
Does she know that Dora and Kermit are laughing at her?
It is a beautiful thing when two special people find each other.
The interview is a 10-clicker. I only made it this far:
“You haven’t uttered a word so far. Why now?
I feel comfortable talking now, because Johnny went public and made a statement admitting paternity. I didn’t feel like I could ever speak until he did that. Because had I spoken, I would have emasculated him. And I could not, emasculate him.”
Although she kinda has, hasn’t she? ha ha ha ha…
[re=530799]JMP[/re]: Some say GQ is a gay publication, but you wouldn’t think printing pantsless pictures of aging skanks would be intended to demonstrate this.
[re=530799]JMP[/re]: “What made GQ think that anyone would want to see a woman who looks like that without pants?”
Because approximately half of the people on earth are men.
Pants on the ground!
Pants on the GROUND!
Looking like a hooker
with your pants on the grouuuuuund!!!!!
The child is gorgeous and, yes, looks exactly like John Edwards, but she also has her mother’s spirit. Which is to say, a combination of serenity and spunk.
(snicker)
[re=530799]JMP[/re]: Need we more evidence, good citizens, of the corrosive impact on the very fabric of our society that videos such as “Pants on the Ground” exert? Harumph!
[re=530827]Dave J.[/re]: Wasn’t it spunk that started this whole mess?
[re=530798]magic titty[/re]: “Do these labia make my vagina look fat?”
Please make her GO AWAY.
And take Kate Gosselin with her. And possibly Heidi and Spencer…
Did she at least get to keep the pearl necklace?
Rielle has had a huge impact on this American culture
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Story_of_My_Life_%28novel%29
Assuming, of course, that anything written by Jay McInerney, can be said to have a cultural impact outside of the Upper West Side of Manhattan or an undergraduate lit crit seminar.
I am genuinely unsure how this is not a story about contestants on The Bachelor.
I didn’t see the spinach in her teeth. What is she so worried about?
Anybody who was hoping that this story would put an end, once and for all, to “dumb blonde” jokes is going to be sorely disappointed.
[re=530830]user-of-owls[/re]: It was a combination of ovae and spunk, yes.
[re=530842]doxastic[/re]: Oh those pesky details surrounding marital status.
She is clearly using the wrong brand of crystal meth.
“In any difference of opinion, pants always beats no pants.”
-Jerry Seinfeld
I’ll say one thing for homeboy: She ain’t no Monica Lewinsky. If you gotta be nailed to the barn door, let it be for a babe.
The dress shirt pic is disturbingly astute. Kudos to the photog.
“I feel comfortable talking now, because Johnny went public and made a statement admitting paternity. I didn’t feel like I could ever speak until he did that. Because had I spoken, I would have emasculated him. And I could not emasculate him. Also, it is not my desire to teach my daughter that when Mommy’s upset with Daddy, you take matters into your own hands and fix Daddy’s mistakes. Which I view as one of the biggest problems in all female-and-male relationships.”
And the jaw DROPS. It’s amazing how much crazy can be contained in one paragraph.
Frankly, compared to her other photos, she looks pretty good here. In six weeks, this will be her Facebook profile picture, word is bond.
[re=530840]Tommmcatt[/re]: Thanks for that. So, he father the insurance lawyer was a horse murderer, and killedher prize horse? Guess she learned early that she’s just a compliant tool for the male lawyers in her life…
She strikes me as the type of gal who thinks a camel toe is stylish.
All I know is, that is one UGLY fucking baby.
[re=530866]Wonderman[/re]: “Babe”? Try “1980′s Suburban Mall Trash”.
Shoot doggy this girl looks good, but now that loot she is making is probably going to get snatched by Elizabeth Edwards because of damages related to her divorce, check the story out
http://bit.ly/edwardsthreat
[re=530896]proudgrampa[/re]:
No such thing as an ugly….oh, no wait. I hadn’t looked closely.
Never mind.
Damn this girl looks good, but that loot she is making is probably going to get snatched by Elizabeth because of damages related to her divorce, search “Wendy Phillips Blog Edwards” check the story out
Rielle, honey, as bad as that beaver photo on the bed with Dora is, the interview is a LOT worse. You sounds stooooopid and, from all indications, it’s on target.
Based on her interview, I’d say she has a great political future ahead of her. As governor of Alaska.
She cried for a couple of hours, she laughed for a couple of hours, she stared at the ceiling for a couple of hours, sounds like she needs her meds adjusted again. Incidentally does anyone give a fuck, and if so, why?
Photo needs more cooch. Less Dora, more cooch. Damn, this girl can’t do anything right, can she?
If this ho-bag can find love then there’s hope for the rest of us.
[re=530820]V572625694[/re]: I can’t believe I read the whole thing. I deserve the shits for an entire week. Starting now. Ooooooooo…
I honestly don’t understand why the reporter didn’t just start laughing in her face at any point. Or excuse herself to go to the other room and call Child Protective Services, one.
She shouldn’t be so upset. I mean at least I can understand why someone would bang her. Crazy in the bed, crazy in the head.
This woman is obviously insane. What the hell did she think she was doing when she posed for the pictures? She, Edwards, and all these asshole poseurs just like them just need to shut up, and go away. And the media needs to stop giving these morons a sounding board. There’s far better things to write about than these idiots. Enough!!
It’s always that ONE “come hither you hot stud” photo they insist on using–never the pin-striped power suit shot. Media Scum!!!
When I was 15, the new girl with a blonde bi-level and a jean jacket with a bunch of rock band buttons and cute legs came into homeroom and was all, “I’m exhaaaauuuuusssted. I was up fucking all night to AC/DC’s “Back in Black,”" and all of the boys were dumbstruck and mesmerized and had little boners poking up everywhere. That was when I learned that boys love crazy and will do anything in the mistaken belief that girls like that have real orgasms.
[re=530823]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: “Because approximately half of the people on earth are men”
All but about 5-10% of whom would like to see images of pantsless attractive women; this picture of Rielle only meets two out of three of those requirements.
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Liz Phair has really let herself go.
Methinks her bush is the equivalent of “Meth Brows”.
[re=530984]kaykel96[/re]: We’re only interested in you if you’ve fucked a member of Congress. Preferably ass-fucked.
I want to know why Rielle isn’t sitting on a toilet, wearing Groucho Marx glasses and holding a rubber chicken in any of the photos.
[re=530984]kaykel96[/re]: The worst part is that I am undecided whether this is spam or Rielle Hunter posting that.
Looks like the Clairol Nice’n'Easy Blonde has seeped into her brain.
[re=531034]glamourdammerung[/re]: Wow. Good eye! Surely she twatted it in from a thin, black Razr?
[re=531034]glamourdammerung[/re]: kudos. Best kak’bot comment yet.
In Game Change, Rielle sounds absolutely crazy. So do most of the Edwards’ people, except for the poor staff. The idiot who offered himself up as the daddy was an outsider, or so the authors say.
If I were Rielle, my only complaint would be that in the age of digital photography they didn’t do better touchups. That lady made have the brain of a 12 year old but she’s got skin about forty years older than that.
Let me know when the video hits the interwebs. I’ve been trying to get the old man how to find utube movies without my help, and this will be just the incentive he needs.
She’s the kind who gives Astrologers a bad name.
Is wonkette getting a cut from game change? That doorstop is mentioned in every post.
Rielle haz the sad cause she thought she was going to be First Lady of something other than a truckstop on I-85 near Durham.
[re=531082]Tlmsd[/re]: That’s what I think — “kaykel96″ is bribing Ken to avoid the banhammer.
Oh, Wonkette, I believed in your integrity and now you’ve BROKEN my HEART *sob*
[re=531024]Teeny[/re]: If she was, then she’d be over “Johnny” by now, and off having an affair with James Franco and his japanese pillow.
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