JOHN BOEHNER IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE: John Boehner is SCREAMING, in his closing argument. His orange is turning red, or reddish-orange (rust??). Did he intentionally abstain from getting a nic-fix before his speech, just so he’d be crabbier? No, he’s just an asshole. Oh look, it just ended! Here comes Nancy Pelosi…
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He actually, physically hurt my ears.
I wonder if Obamacare will pay for my hearing aids now?
As soon as it starts polling well, the reThuglicans will be taking credit for passsing HCR tonight (credit: irisheyes).
GTL without the G doesn’t really work
Boner seems like he’s being facetious. I mean, when he’s speaking unplanned, he sounds like he’s totally apathetic about what goes on in congress. He just likes fucking with people.
Nancy deserves a freaking medal. She herded all the cats and kept them from acting like pussies. Way to go, Dems.
Thank you Nancy Pelosi!!!
This was hilarious:
Boehner: “Did you read this bill?”
GOP Reps: YEAH!
Boehner: Did ya, huh? Did ya, did you read this bill? DID YOU READ THE AMENDMENT!!??!?!?
GOP Reps: YEAH!
Boehner: HELL NO OF COURSE YOU DIDN’T!!!
GOP Reps: YE…uh…
Boehner:
It seems the GOPers do not intend to go gentle into that good night.
Rage, Rage, MoFo’s, you lost. Bwahahahah. See you in November. Should be interesting, for both sides.
That smug prick is looking old. Where can we apply to be on his death panel?
Scary, what if the Dems realize they can actually get shit done with a majority in both houses and the presidency?
I actually watched a bit of, and wish we had Congressmen willing to go “You Lie!” on him. Somehow now it’s against the rules of the House to pass a bill unless it’s unanimous, and having a majority pass this is the worst that’s ever occurred in Congress, seemed to be the gist.
Please, ram it down his throat, Nancy.
Nancy, I love you but please for the love of God just hold the vote. This is dragging on longer than an Oscar acceptance.
Cry little orange Boner, your tears of impotent pathetic rage sustain me.
He sounds like he hasn’t pooped in a week and is finally getting a chance to poop out of his mouth on national TV.
“In a letter to President Obama, before he died…”
Did I miss something?
OH, Ted Kennedy died.
Boehner and crew actually chanting, “No We Can’t!” Awesome. That video calls for a campaign commercial – with sheeple.
Now VOTE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
OK, let’s just do a voice vote and call it a night.
Pelosi’s Lenten purple suit matches her skin perfectly.
Here comes the vote.
Boner is wailing away in a drunken fashion that he wants a roll call. God, I loathe these Republicans.
116… 131…
John Boy needs to take it easy, Emphysema is nothing to trifle with. Have a seat, John; chill, light up a Kool, or two. Enjoy. Which will it be: Melanoma, Emphysema Coronary or Lung Cancer. I can’t fucking wait.
Was there a roll call name-by-name on the Iraq War? The Bush Tax Cuts? No Child Left Behind? Nope. Shut up and sit down Orange Man. Elections have consequences, etc.
Now it’s motion time! Whoever cheers loudest wins!
Exciting; but why does it take 15 minutes when people have yes/no buttons?
Ha, love Nancy Pelosi pointing out that the HCR bill has over 200 Republican amendments “in spite of its not being bipartisan.” What say you to that, Boney?
Boehner’s putrid breath must smell just like Benson & Hedges and Similac.
The United Methodist Church! I’m saying on the new thread. We’re the only denomination mentioned! We fucking rock!
And 3,000 okies just withdrew their membership as UM and became Baptists.
I’m off C-SPAN and onto MSNBC and David “You’re Welcome” Shuster.
This may take a bit, so it they’re over Pelosi can give some red state reps dispensation.
184–who are the shitheds in the 22?
Every time Boehner cries, an angel gets his wings.
[re=535955]The Other Sarah T[/re]: his rusty wings?
Huzzah!! 216, now just two more orange crushes.
[re=535961]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: Botox & Melanin
Well, at least I know one of the 34 Nay votes: the distinguished DINO from MS – 1.
[re=535938]DustBowlBlues[/re]: “John Wesley, dude, … your church fucking rocks!!”
that’s just nice
That smoker’s cough of his sounded pretty bad. Fine him double under Obamacare.
My favorite part was where the house erupted in laughter and humiliated Boner.
Fuck the living! Defend the unborn!
[re=536039]sanantonerose[/re]: I want my free abortion !
http://istherehealthcarereform.com/
GAYBORTIONS FOR ALL!
Yea Nancy, no more insurance discrimination against the XX chromosome.
[re=535913]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Boner looks like a giant Circus Peanut; you know those spongy candies that NO ONE actually likes. Kinda like fruitcake. Speaking of fruitcake…
What the fuck is going on? I haven’t even started drinking and the crazy is off the charts. Are we allowed to call Boner and tell him he’s a fucking slimey douchebag asshole motherfucker or will that just get us into trouble?
Too bad he didn’t just seize-up and require the use of his free, rather generous, free, socialist, nazi, free, Kenyan , did I mention free?, GOVERNMENT PROVIDED health insurance. Hypocritical piece of fuck.
From the archives
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/archive/Orange-Hued-John-Boehner-Deserves-Sympathy-Not-Derision.html
[re=535896]StripesAndPlaids[/re]: win!
[re=538868]MsQuasimodo[/re]: Oh, and, Nancy gets brass-plated Truck Ovariez ™ for her limo!!!11!
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