Now this is strange: “A political blogger is claiming he had an ‘inappropriate physical relationship’ with Republican gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley,” of South Carolina. How can this possibly be true? South Carolina Republican political bloggers are wayyyyy too busy jerking off to bulldogs and muppets on the Chatroulette to ever hunt down fancy human ladies, even if they do have cool Tolkien collections to show off. Pics or didn’t happen.
Haley has “categorically” denied the accusation by Will Folks, a former spokesman for Gov. Mark Sanford who now blogs and has done paid public relations work for politicians – including Haley.
“Several years ago, prior to my marriage, I had an inappropriate physical relationship with Nikki,” Folks wrote on his site, FITSnews.com. “It is what it is, and aside from the Haley family – Michael, Nikki, Rena and Nalin – I feel no need to apologize or explain myself to anyone. People are human. We make mistakes.”
In a statement, Haley denied an improper relationship.
“I have been 100 percent faithful to my husband throughout our 13 years of marriage,” Haley said in a statement sent via her campaign this morning. “This claim against me is categorically and totally false.”
Who should we trust?
Folks is a controversial figure in South Carolina politics. He pleaded guilty to criminal domestic violence in 2005, and then built FITSnews.com into a an influential blog among South Carolina’s political community. The site often relies on anonymous sources, and Folks shrugs off accusations that he is paid to publish certain stories.
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100% faithful during her marriage. Pulled trains during the engagement.
Non-denial denial, as they used to say.
This is really shocking. I didn’t realize that Political bloggers ever had sex, let alone with ladies.
That’s skoalrebel, isnt’ it? Do we have a term yet for YouTubers who are probably incapable of blogging owing to their, you know, illiteracy?
At least he’s not a ginger *and* a political blogger.
“People are human. We make mistakes.” = “Democrats are not human”.
So that’s him on the left? And that’s her on the right? And he expects us to believe she had sex with him? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
I think we just need to speculate as to what sort of “inappropriate physical relationship” could be had without Nikki having been unfaithful.
Swing for the fences, Wonkette Goons!
Oh yeah always believe the fishbelly guy who’s claiming he boinked a hottie.
“It is what it is, and aside from the Haley family – Michael, Nikki, Rena and Nalin
In 20 years, when Nalin marries Trig and changes her name to Nalin Palin, I can die happy and go to heaven.
I believe both of them, given that Folks is probably referring to something that occurred in Second Life.
Mark Sanford called, Nikki. He wants to offer you some tips on how to spice up your marriage while serving as governor of SC.
[re=583741]Voyou Charmant[/re]: Appeared together on a Japanese game show.
You have to actually be elected a southern governor before you can claim that blowjobs by the mouthful equal “100% faithful”.
“…Folks shrugs off accusations that he is paid to publish certain stories.”
Is it possible that someone paid this dude to write HAWT GUBERNATORIAL FAN FICTION?
As usual, the pen is mightier than the sword, but not as mighty as a flying flesh torpedo, or a mayonnaise missile.
Here’s Nikki Haley’s Flickr photostream.
It’s her personal photostream that has pictures of her and all the people that she has sexed.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/32938591@N04/
[re=583741]Voyou Charmant[/re]: Jizz under the driver door handle does not a relationship make. Well, not until you write your name in used vaseline on the windshield for the first time.
Maybe the “inappropriate physical relationship” was that he beat her like he did the other lady?
Highly unlikely. That lady is a fox.
Time for me to come clean and admit my affair with the Purple Lady in Star Trek. Sorry Kirk! Didn’t know you were dating at the time.
Of COURSE the relationship was inappropriate… he wasn’t fucking a guy or some Argentinian wetback, as required by SC Republican doctrine. (the buttsecks could redeem him, but he must have pictures to prove it)
[re=583759]NYNYNY[/re]: You mean she’s a furry? Make sense, being a Republican and all.
Hopefully he kept a poontang-stained sleeveless polo shirt as evidence…
“Inappropriate physical relationship” = tugged one out while her husband kicked my ass after finding me lurking outside their sons bedroom window.
This is a Republican, after all.
When will Jim Newell admit to the torrid fursuit yiffing we’ve shared in my mind? The public has a right to know!
Looks like his face had sex with a fist.
Yeah, I boinked her back when I was married to, uh, Victoria Principal. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Yeah I fucked her too
What about the blogger’s hot gay affair with Andre Bauer, another candidate for the nomination? Actually, that’s a great way to assess all the candidates’ qualifications for the office; have sex with all of them and use the information to handicap their “gubernatorial prowess.”
[re=583741]Voyou Charmant[/re]: Judging by the looks of him it would seem that “shook her hand” fills all the qualifications.
So when he says, “I’d hit that”, it could really mean anything?
Battle of the Titans here: the word of an ex-Sanford press secretary against the word of a Palin-endorsed gubernatorial candidate. But does Trixxi, fully appreciate the concept of 100%? What’s a fundie marriage if you are not at least 110% faithful (and patriotic)?
I would absolutely wreck that chick.
Is there a connection between this story and shortsshortsshorts‘s unsourced Sanford/Haley sexytime obsession of a while back?
Also, shortsshortsshorts is a bald, dip-lipped, excon, homewrecker (i.e. he’s South Carolinian)?! No way!!
[re=583729]Buzz Feedback[/re]: I once knew a girl nicknamed “Train,” though not because she liked to ride Amtrack.
[re=583775]bureaucrap[/re]: I really liked that Andre Bauer guy when he played Detective Frank Pembleton on that Homicide show back in the 90s. Would have never expected him to seek out the Republican gubernatorial nomination in South Carolina, him being black and all.
He had sex with a roomer and imagined it was a lady so he could blog about it.
No woman would ever admit she’d “had sex with some Folks.”
“Inappropriate in what sense, Charlie?”
Nikki Luv Knickers is Governor Quitter’s gal in the primary.
[re=583755]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: Dude, she’s like the Angie Harmon of Hazzard County or something!
[re=583779]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: You may be onto something. Is it possible a Palinoid is functionally familiar with the literal meaning of “100%”? I mean, it’s math, which is like science, i.e., anti-God.
If the blogger was Newell I’d believe it.
[re=583772]Baldar T Flagass[/re]: That’s nothing, I had a threesome with her and Victoria Jackson, we played “hide the unfunded discretionary budget” all night long oh yeah.
Tell me you want your country back. Say it!
Looks like Private Pyle finally unfucked himself and started shitting Tiffany cufflinks!
Wow, to get crazy eyes like that you’d think Nikki had spent a few weeks on a vision quest. (like this: http://www.peyoteway.org) But have you ever met a republican with a head full of peyote?
What does his lovely wife, Morgan Fairchild, have to say about this?
I am guessing that by “inappropriate physical relationship” he means “beat his meat.”
[re=583788]Baldar T Flagass[/re]: Get Folks in “the box” and Frank would get the confession.
Political bloggers have sex?
[re=583741]Voyou Charmant[/re]: That’s a softball. He’s a blogger, after all, and lacking knowledge he thought that her belly button was the orifice he should aim for.
People are human. We make mistakes.
On the basis of her husband’s relative unattractiveness, I’d say that chances are that her standards are low for sexytime fun.
People are missing the important milestone this allegedly represents. After many, many cheating scandals involving male politicians cheating on their wives over the past few centuries, we may finally have a scandal where a high-ranking female politician cheats on her husband.
This is a great step forward for feminism!
“I have been 100 percent faithful to my husband throughout our 13 years of marriage,”
But it wouldn’t be “unfaithful” to have the sex with a doughy political blogger, if you have one of them open marriages, right….?
Still, Occam’s Razor probably answers this one. He’s lying, cause she’s out of his league. The Mark Souder thing notwithstanding.
I wonder which one was the ‘North Carolina’ and which one was the ‘South Carolina’?
[re=583821]the problem child[/re]: Yeah, I saw the pictures of her husband — and face it, he’s no Piyush Jindal.
[re=583780]MMS[/re]: But she’s married!
Anyway, you’re too late, laddie buck.
“Nikki Haley Says No To Any New Affair”
http://tinyurl.com/3y6wqnd
[re=583817]glamourdammerung[/re]: If masturbation is sex, yes, they have more sex than a $10 hooker on payday.
“I have been 100 percent faithful to my husband throughout our 13 years of marriage..”
Dr. Pinchy says her answer is extremely quantitative which means she’s been thinking about time, counting the years. This is a sign of guilt. Diagnosis: Ooooooh Ooohhh ooooh.
Actually, who knows. Even if she’s guilty, she’s a republican. And it’s ok.
[re=583829]S.Luggo[/re]: Yeah, but if she smokes, she pokes.
[re=583827]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]:
+1
Having seen pictures of the husband, I retract my claim that she is out of the doughy blogger’s league. In fact, Mr. Bloger seems to fit squarely within the league.
She named her kid, “Nalin?” as in PALIN!!!
I’m certain she had arm pit sex with this guy.
I say she admits it, therefore holding out hope for thousands of ugly basement trolls throughout South Carolina that if they vote Nikki, they too could have an inappropriate moment with her.
[re=583826]Scarab[/re]: Perhaps more like Vermont/New Hampshire.
[re=583805]norbizness[/re]: You maketh me to laugh beside clean running waters.
Would sechs with Will Folks be a hokey pokey? Was Tricki Nikki doin’ the Hokey Pokey???
And you shake it all about!!!
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That’s what it’s all about!!!
I’m still trying to wrap my brain around the whole “Political blogger had sex” thing.
I checked out Red State, since I’m a a glutton for punishment I guess. You all may be interested to know that Erick, Son of Erick, King of the Douches, is going bonkers about this. Specifically how it’s sooo unfair that hot Republican women are unfairly treated and how HAWT Nikki and Sarah are. HAWT! Oh and something about how librulz are sexist.
Nice-looking fellow. I can understand how Nikki would forget her sacred vows and drop her drawers for this guy.
Inappropriate physical relationship = buttsecks, but buttsecks isn’t “real sex” IYAR. Mystery solved.
I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex friend
I met her in a hotel lobby
masturbating with a magazine
she said how’d u like 2 waste sometime
& I could not resist when I saw little
Nikki grind
she took me 2 her castle
and I just couldn’t believe
my eyes
she had so many devicees
everything that money could buy
she said sign your name on the dotted
line
the lights went out
and Nikki started 2 grind
The castle started spinning
or maybe it was my brain
I can’t tell you what she did 2 me
but my body will never be the same
Her lovin will kick your behind
she’ll show you no mercy
but she’ll sho’nuff sho’nuff show u how 2 grind
I woke up the next mourning
Nikki wasn’t there
I looked all over
all I found was a phone number on the
stairs
it said thank u 4 a funky time
call me whenever u want
2 grind
come back Nikki come back
Your darling little prince
wanna grind,grind,grind.
Former Sanford spokesman out there cuckolding poor doughy pantload dude, sad stuff; entire Sanford administration must have been hiking that appalachian trail. But why now this confession? I bet he’s miffed his boss was outed, or outed himself, as a pussy-crazed poetry-spouting pussy, so now he’s trying to somehow revenge his old boss by outing this Nikki creature who names her children so oddly? Just WTF?
[re=583829]S.Luggo[/re]: Nice. Somehow it figures that Bible Spice had to be involved with this candidacy. And of course, she had to play the persecution card since everyone is out to get her.
[re=583741]Voyou Charmant[/re]: They did the Charleston
He danced
She pranced
[re=583862]Prommie[/re]: He was Sanford’s ghost writer on the “poetry” stuff. He just wants credit.
So was there some Confederate General named, Nalin?
I don’t know… he doesn’t seem very reliable, but with that porn star name, she’s gotta be a tramp, amiright? I’m on the fence on this one.
There is a difference between fucking her and FUCKING her.
If this actually works to derail her candidacy, I volunteer to blog that I had an “inappropriate physical relationship” with John McCain two weeks before the Arizona election. But my scandal will have pix because I have friends who know Photoshop. I don’t live that far from Cornville and I have a history with drugs. So it COULDA happened.
Wait is she going to hide behind the “buttsecks is not infidelity” dodge? It suits me to believe she is a closet strap-on specialist, so I’m going with that angle.
‘course, if you think about it. Even if he didn’t fuck her before, he sure as hell had now.
IN HIS DREAMS.
Judging by the photos.
With all due respect, I sincerely doubt he could have a very cool Tolkien collection.
[re=583755]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: That photostream kinda creeped me out. Great lookin’ broad; but identical rictus grins in every single shot.
[re=583797]Extemporanus[/re]: Arrgh. Your link has ruined something I used to like.
“Here’s my problem with this, I’m just going to come out and say it. If I have anything to say against Obama it’s not because I’m a racist, it’s because I don’t like what he’s doing as President and anybody should be able to feel that way, but what I find now is that if you say anything against him you’re called a racist,” Harmon told Tarts at Thursday’s Los Angeles launch of the new eyelash-growing formula, Latisse. “But it has nothing to do with it, I don’t care what color he is. I’m just not crazy about what he’s doing and I heard all about this, and he’s gonna do that and change and change, so okay … I’m still dressing for a recession over here buddy and we’ve got unemployment at an all-time high and that was his number one thing and that’s the thing I really don’t appreciate. If I’m going to disagree with my President, that doesn’t make me a racist. If I was to disagree with W, that doesn’t make me racist. It has nothing to do with it, it is ridiculous.”
……………..
“I do think McCain would have done a better job, only because I think he has more experience. I also think if W or John McCain or Reagan would have gone and done a talk show, the backlash would have been so huge and in his face, and ‘What is our president doing? How unclassy!’ But Obama does it and no one says anything,” Harmon said.
And in spite of the scornful opinions most of her Tinseltown counterparts have shared on Gov. Sarah Palin, Harmon remains a true fan.
And there was much Yif-ing
[re=583900]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Wow, that would be far and above the call of duty. We would give you the Wonkette purple heart for doing that.
Richard Adams of the UK blog The Guardian, refers to this guy as “The state’s top political blogger” Wow. Either no humans live in South Caroina, which is possible, or blogging takes more of a toll on a person than I imagined.
[re=583921]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: ?
Sarah had this to say on Facebook. Or rather, her ghostwriter said it:
“South Carolina: don’t let some blogger make any accusation against your Nikki if the guy doesn’t even have the guts or the integrity to speak further on such a significant claim. And don’t believe anything a liberal rag claims or suggests unless the reporter involved has the integrity and the facts to report to you so you can make up your own mind. For traditional media to rely on an accusation via some blog entry is almost laughable, but I know the seriousness of it because that’s exactly what my family and colleagues have had to put up with, every single day, for the past couple of years.”
Of course the guy is a right-wing blogger who supposedly supports Haley’s candidacy, but since when do facts get in the way of a good FB rant?
These days, if you’re not 110% faithful, you’re basically cheating.
[re=584053]imissopus[/re]: Palin, when she says “liberal,” I don’t think she means what others mean when they use the same word. She seems to think it means “critical of me.”
[re=583924]Elephants Gerald[/re]: Sorry — all that time working in Fred Thompson’s teevee DA office must’ve really rubbed off on her.
But sing not, Fat Lady! Old skool Ali McGraw makes for a way-more-than-acceptable stand-in.
A blogger’s definition of ‘inappropriate physical relationship’ may differ from that of the rest of us. Firstly, it usually involves being in the same room as the other person.
If y’all think Sarah is stoopid, Nikki makes her sound like, say, a reg’lar Norman Einstein. The pic you have of Ms. Haley makes her look far better than she looks on her own TV commercials. She has the crazy eyes of that MN Rep, a weak voice, and no brainz. Also.
[re=584082]An Outhouse[/re]: Yeah… Um… I’m thinking the dude rubbed one out while getting a robo call for the campaign or something similar. Either than or she was reaaaallllly toasted at a SC GOP convention some years back and a boob nudged his elbow or something. He just doesn’t seem to have the chops for this sorta thing. But it *is* South Carolina, so it could be possible.
[re=584059]wilbro[/re]: Also, literally.
[re=583810]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: Probably some kind of Fundie “retreat” where G-g appears to you and tells you it’s OK to have sex with unbelievers, so long as you witness to them while in the saddle.
So how “inappropriate” what it and in what way? Buttzecks? Eatin’ isn’t cheatin’? Sandwich?
I propose that SC from now on elect only eunuchs!
I had an inappropriate physical relationship with Nikki . . . . = I only had the buttsex with Nikki.
I have been 100 percent faithful to my husband throughout our 13 years of marriage . . . . = We only had the buttsex.
We’ve all seen the abstinence only teen polls. Among Republican and Christian chicks, being “100% faithful” means she only did oral and anal.
[re=584241]zhubajie[/re]: André Bauer steps forth.
[re=583824]Nimm[/re]: Would that be consecutive years?
Haley has become a favorite in the tight four-way . . . after picking up . . . former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin earlier this month. . . . The issue of sex and politicians is raw. . .
http://www.thestate.com/2010/05/24/1300759/haley-denies-affair-with-blogger.html#ixzz0ovIKcqmO
[re=583741]Voyou Charmant[/re]: Surely their relationship involved whips and furry handcuffs.
Is this chick the same one that was once known as The Runaway Bride?
Well, her real name is Nimrata Randhawa, which sounds suspiciously like the foreigns gave birth to her. So I don’t trust her. People in SC need to know this.
[re=583755]Escape Goat Nation[/re][re=583755]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: An interesting thing about Haley is that her face never seems to change. Ever. I’m sure that it didn’t change during those “inappropriate physical relationship”s either.
Also, today the blogger is claiming 5 years of “emails, voicemails, and text messages” with lovely Nikki (per TPMmuckraker). Hmmmm. Or is it “mmmmm”?
I had sex with Haley, too, and it was great!
Michelle Bachmann, Sarah Palin, and last year’s Miss USA used to join in, too!
It was a lot of fun.
This is really big news in SC. A RePub admitting he had sex with Nimrata Randhawa (aka Niki Haley) a Hindu from India I believe. Lets see if the rest of the Retards will demand a Birth Certificate from her and issue a Fatwah on his ass.
Watching wingnut political losers cannibalize each other has replaced watching Cubs games as the national human sacrifice rite. But Jeez, they just take forever and spend millions (good for the economy, however) doing it; I’m thinking if I hear three more Meg Whitman/Steve Poizner ads about them eating each other for high tea, my head will explode like a Muppet chef’s. And the not-droll-enough-to-be-truly-ironic thing is, they’re all absolutely right about this — the person they’re saying such horrible things about IS truly horrible! After I agree with them like that, I feel so dirty afterwards.
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