You might remember “Dick Wadhams,” the Colorado GOP chairman with the funny name who was bleating about how Tom Tancredo shouldn’t run for Colorado Governor a couple of weeks ago. And if you have a really long attention span, you might remember him as the guy that Slate dubbed “Karl Rove’s heir apparent” in 2005. But Karl Rove is probably shaking his head in disgust at the sad sate of Wadham’s career, which hit a new low last weekend when a bunch of mean people bought dumpdickwadhams.com and put that absolutely wonderful picture of him above on it.
We are not big experts on running a political party or anything, but Talking Points Memo makes a pretty good case that maybe Colorado’s Republican Party could be organized better? Also, the audio at the top of the cruel anti-Wadhams site, which consists of Tancredo and Wadhams shouting at each other on the radio, is good for a larf. Mostly we just want to point out that the dumpdickwadhams.com domain was only registered last Tuesday, despite containing the words “dump,” “dick,” “wad,” and “hams,” which really makes us wonder if the Internet is failing to live up to its potential for depravity. [TPM]
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Researched: there is no funnier anagram to Dick Wadhams than Dick Wad Hams.
I’m sorry, but anyone with “Dick” as a first name is just asking for trouble. I say this sympathetically as someone who has known a few “Dicks” in his life. Uhhh…wait a minute…
Are they spiral cut honey hams? Or, uncut?
I’m sure there’s an anagram for DumpDickWadhams.com that’s G-rated — I just don’t see it.
It looks like Dick is gonna eat Jenna. Like Shark Week, but Dicks.
[re=630706]memzilla[/re]: And if I’d refreshed the page I wouldn’t have rehashed your comment.
“Dick Wadhams Dump” is slang for “Santorum”.
[re=630726]Suds McKenzie[/re]: Dick’s gonna cum-gum her to death.
I think there is a mistake in Dick Wadhams name. The space is in the wrong place and should be Dickwad Hams, right?
I dunno, could backfire. I’m sort of expecting religious fanatics from around the country to flock to this site to witness the magical appearance of a Jesus cross in Dick’s hand. Of course, prayer isn’t the same thing as voting, so he may still be in trouble.
[re=630726]Suds McKenzie[/re]: C’mon he’s just reacting to her powerful animal activism.
As for the name, all I’m hearing is “Three Little Fishes”:
Dump Dick Wadhams, Wadhams, Wadhams, CHOO!
Dump Dick Wadhams, Wadhams, Wadhams, CHOO!
Dump Dick Wadhams, Wadhams, Wadhams, CHOO!
And they swam and they swam all covered with cum.
Win
Science has its answer for what happens when Sean Penn gains 50 pounds and is hit in the face with something flat and heavy, over and over again.
Isn’t this primary next Tuesday? Plan on a drunken live-blog please!
[re=630781]chascates[/re]: Why bother, when the winner will just inevitably be destroyed by Tom Tancredo and his third-party victory train?
[re=630777]Limeylizzie[/re]: Now look here, you euro. You need to attribute your wins!!
[re=630726]Suds McKenzie[/re]: I don’t think this guy is going to eat Jenna. If anything he will be eating dick.
[re=630779]Aflac Shrugged[/re]: Chris Penn?
[re=630809]bago[/re]: How can you say that? You didn’t even submit an entry, all of which would be void where prohibited, or would be if Dick Wadhams. Sorry. If. Dick. Wad. Had. Hams.
Well, Dick Trickle was a race car driver, and I always thought anyone he finished ahead of was slower than Dick Trickle.
However, a Dickwad Ham dump is, of course, a GOP conclave in virtually any state, but Tennessee, Arizona, South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi deserve special attention these days and Florida also.
By the way, if one goes to Google Trends and types in “Tea Party,” it shows which cities are searching out their nearest chance to be Ham Dickwads: Dallas, Houston, Ft. Worth, and Richardson TX, so Texas is always good for a dickwad.
Dick Wadhams’ Dump may be funnier.
[re=630809]bago[/re]: [re=630777]Limeylizzie[/re]: Today, we all “Win”.
GREAT JOB, YOU GUYS!!
[re=630865]chascates[/re]: [re=630730]Word to yer turd herd, nerd.[/re]
Is Dick Wadham anything like hiding your candy?
That isn’t Robin Williams in a deranged suit?
The neck has been swallowed by the head fat…it’s one of the most bothersome pictures I’ve ever seen.
Painfully easy, dick Wadham Biscuits…
Former Dillon High great Buddy Garrity.
Alt-text accuracy: Separated at Birth returns.
[re=630914]MilwaukeeKent[/re]: damn it. i was going to point that out, only maybe sorta also too like this:
dickwad ham-biscuits.
Would you buy a car from Dick Wadhams?
Which Simpsons character is this guy?
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