• February 12, 2012

Wolf got yer deer? Meth got yer wife?
Direct from Ketchum, Idaho — where Ernest Hemingway shot himself, because the people were such trash — comes this shocking photograph of a dumb redneck’s beat-to-hell 1984 Suburban. Wonkette operative “Sebastian S.” apparently walked right up to this thing to take this picture, or maybe he just leaned out of his car and snapped the shot and sped away, weeping for America. But what do the custom Word document printout ‘n scotch tape signs say, about America? Let’s say “Enhance, enhance” to the teevee-apocalypse robot of the future (which is now) and get a closeup view.

There's only one situation when poisoning a wolf is legally accepted, and it's when this dipshit is ready to eat one.
Oh, proud patriot with your peeling window stickers and home-made racist signs, how much do you want for this two-tone (primer & rust) piece of crap so you can continue having so much money, which the “coon” is not going to take, because you are free? Nine-hundred dollars? That’s a bit steep for such a PoS, but whatever, you’re rich (in freedom)!

Extra bonus wingnut points for proudly standing up for shooting wolves. It’s too bad wolves aren’t a “threat” to anybody but welfare ranchers and the sheep they love in the night, because it would be funny if re-introduced wolves really did develop a taste for the slob offspring of the very rednecks who hunted wolves to near extinction. (The home-made sign in the driver-side back window says “Wolf meat tastes like chicken.”)

(Ha ha, we are so accustomed to outright public racism from the teabagger trash these days that we’re more offended by the shitty anti-wolf window signs … and the paint job on this piece of American garbage.)

{ 118 comments }

Golfing OJ August 8, 2010 at 7:51 pm

And so closes Day 521 of Sarah Palin failing to condemn racist remarks made by her peons. I love this place!

Monsieur Grumpe August 8, 2010 at 7:55 pm

I’ll keep ??? freedom & money…

??? =
trucknutz
gay
4 mpg
masturbation

karen August 8, 2010 at 7:57 pm

[re=634466]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: I think it says “GUNS”. I’m trying to figure out what the one on the left window says…something about terrorist? or…???

Darkness August 8, 2010 at 7:59 pm

Maybe he meant no Maine Coons. You know, the second most dastardly half-wild pets after wolves . . .

You know, though, I’d take this guy as a neighbor way before the “banks buy you when you are born as indicated by the personal account number on the back of your soc sec card” loons. This guy was just beaten down by his dad as a kid and hates himself and the world, but at least he’s sane.

Ken Layne August 8, 2010 at 7:59 pm

[re=634467]karen[/re]: It says “Wolves taste like chicken.” Really.

Anarchitect August 8, 2010 at 8:05 pm

How much do you want to bet this guy is on public assistance? I’m voting disability… maybe food stamps. Unfortunately he can obviously afford basic cable… an obvious Fox viewer.

karen August 8, 2010 at 8:05 pm

[re=634469]Ken Layne[/re]: Whaaaaat the fuck.

I think I’ve reached the point with these pig fuckers where I simply just stand with my jaw dropped at a complete loss for words.

Texan Bulldoggette August 8, 2010 at 8:07 pm

Maybe he meant racoons because if he doesn’t like wolves, you know he hates racoons…or something. Okay, nevermind–back to drinking on a Sunday night.

Monsieur Grumpe August 8, 2010 at 8:10 pm

I knew a guy who drove a Suburban just like that. He was an asshole too.

[re=634469]Ken Layne[/re]:
I’m guessing wolves would think he tastes like stupid.

hotdog August 8, 2010 at 8:25 pm

[re=634469]Ken Layne[/re]: But what are we to make of the fact that, for the past four years, Wonkette has been averaging only one post per year tagged “Ernest Hemingway”? And this is the first one unrelated to John McCain. And it’s not even a leap year.

Stalkin' August 8, 2010 at 8:26 pm

It says “NOCOONS” –if you leave out the space it isn’t racist, it says so in the Glen Beck University Manual of Style.

WTF is with the vertical spoiler anyway?

Brick Oven Bill August 8, 2010 at 8:32 pm

This somewhat rare Suburban is becoming more prevalent than the Subaru, at least those Subarus with the ‘Hope’ bumper stickers with non-retarded drivers.

Nothing that Nostradamus could have predicted.

Edywin August 8, 2010 at 8:41 pm

Its the SkoalRebel-mobile! On the other side it says “Flavored Chew is So FUCKING GAY!” Hmm, does he want cash for it? Or wolf pelts? Davey Crocket hats? What currency does he trade in?

Johnny Zhivago August 8, 2010 at 8:54 pm

They say the number of signs and stickers is directly proportional to the CRAZY level of a car’s owner.

pepe August 8, 2010 at 9:02 pm

[re=634467]karen[/re]: The sign in the left window reads

WOLF MEAT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN

cepfoni August 8, 2010 at 9:02 pm
cepfoni August 8, 2010 at 9:03 pm

http://www.cepfoni.net tesekkur eder !

chascates August 8, 2010 at 9:12 pm

I bet his child isn’t ‘An Honor Student’ at any god damned place. Bonus points for ‘God Bless John Wayne’ and/or ‘God Bless Ronald Reagan’ bumper stickers.

RedNo.4 August 8, 2010 at 9:13 pm

@Edywin: Chickens, too.

the problem child August 8, 2010 at 9:35 pm

[re=634472]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Don’t wolves eat ‘coons? (I know some dogs would love to.)

Geogre August 8, 2010 at 9:39 pm

It’s a Suburban! All the rest is already implied.

Oh, and Brick Oven Bill… you need to get a vent, because the carbon monoxide poisoning is getting critical.

Pandy August 8, 2010 at 9:42 pm

[re=634465]Golfing OJ[/re]: And yet we are supposed to refudiate the divisiviness of the NAACP when they point this stuff out…because that is what really causes the problem, calling someone out on their hatred.

Neilist August 8, 2010 at 9:44 pm

[re=634489]the problem child[/re]: One-on-one, a “Coon” often can kill a “dog.” Particular when the “Coon” is carrying an switchblade or a Saturday Nite Special, and the bitch hasn’t forked over all her earnings from giving blowjo . . . .

Oh, wait a minute. You meant “Raccoons.” Never mind.

[What the *&^% is with this Wolf-Shooting Stuff? You can't eat the bloody things, and their endangered most places. Sounds like a bunch of Gun HOMOs, to me.]

Bearbloke August 8, 2010 at 9:45 pm

Good Monday Morning Wonkette! – and you too, [re=634472]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]…

[re=634478]Edywin[/re]: “What currency does he trade in?

I would guess his preferred currency is old underaged-Traci-Lords media… assorted “stains” may increase or decrease the value, depending on who made the stain and how…

Surfeit O'Hubris August 8, 2010 at 10:08 pm

[re=634466]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: [re=634471]karen[/re]: Yeah, the missing word is ‘guns’. Maybe it’s a west coast thing; I’ve seen the slogan a couple of different times in the LA area. They may hate the prez, but they sure are eager to validate that line of his about clinging to guns (and religion, but since they worship their guns that’s covered, too).

oneoclockjump August 8, 2010 at 10:14 pm

[re=634492]Neilist[/re]: They kill wolves just to show they can, do you have a problem with that?
Seriously, it seems that deer hunters do not like wolves because wolves kill deer to eat, therefore interfering with the “sport” of deer hunting.

Dashboard_Buddha August 8, 2010 at 10:18 pm

For sale? I would browbeat this asshole into the most rock bottom price I could, and then set fire to it right before his eyes. As he stared in amazement at his Racist-mobile going up in flames, I would piss on his leg.

dedalus August 8, 2010 at 10:32 pm

[re=634497]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Namaste.

Hemp Dogbane August 8, 2010 at 10:50 pm

Sometimes a raccoon is just a raccoon. And sometimes it’s not.

JMP August 8, 2010 at 10:51 pm

Why does he hate America? No, really; if he hates wolves, that means he must hate dogs, who are just wolves who have been intelligently designed by humans (one of the few examples of that actually happening, all done by us), and they are supposed to be the all-American pet, so therefore he must hate America. Good job, racist redneck (yes, I know that’s redundant)!

slappypaddy August 8, 2010 at 10:53 pm

Stalkin’> “WTF is with the vertical spoiler anyway?”

it’s to blow the dirt off the rear windows; however, there is nothing that will blow the dirt who put those signs there.

the problem child August 8, 2010 at 10:54 pm

[re=634497]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: That’s better than my initial thought, which was to buy it, then punch him in the nuts as I ripped his nasty posters to shreds.

El Pinche August 8, 2010 at 10:59 pm

Watch the bottom of the driver’s seat, that’s where he keeps his urinal/bottle.

Darkness August 8, 2010 at 11:01 pm

Stalkin’> “WTF is with the vertical spoiler anyway?”

I assumed it was there to insure his highway mileage didn’t creep above 5mpg. Cuz that’d be some treehugger shit.

the problem child August 8, 2010 at 11:20 pm

I *think* the vertical spoiler might have to do with the roofrack? But normal humans put them up front to reduce noise. I guess he might like the noise, but got a spoiler anyway.

gjdodger August 8, 2010 at 11:42 pm

[re=634475]Stalkin’[/re]: I saw “Nocoons”. Don Ameche was great.

algoresexattack August 9, 2010 at 12:29 am

i saw an ‘impeach obama’ bumper sticker yesterday. i thought i might be ok with that because i sort of like the idea of ‘president joe biden’ now.

The Rural Juror August 9, 2010 at 12:30 am

Today, we are all coons.

JeffBarea August 9, 2010 at 12:32 am

It’s not like Idaho has a problem with wolves being released by gubbermint or coons (as in raccoons) messing with the garbage cans.

Y’all are just fucked up in the head the closer we get to the election aren’t you? Seeing shit everywhere and in everything?

Yeah, good ol’ boys truncate raccoon to coon dumbasses. Whatev.

Not like there hasn’t been a battle over whether you can shoot wolves or raccoons (coons) as a dispute with the Bureau of Land Management or the environmental/animal lobby or nothing.

That’s just sick that you see race in everything.

hockeymom August 9, 2010 at 12:38 am

These people make me tired. They need to stop having sex.

SeattleJoe August 9, 2010 at 12:39 am

Freedom isn’t free. And racism isn’t racist.

AxmxZ August 9, 2010 at 12:40 am

He’ll keep his money in a change jar, just like his pappy/grandpappy used ter!

steverino247 August 9, 2010 at 12:42 am

[re=634493]Bearbloke[/re]: What a shame that it’s a felony to possess Ms. Lords best work.

Having eaten dog (at least once that I know of) while stationed in Korea, and given the dog’s genetic relationship with wolves, I would say the chance that wolves taste like chicken is exactly zero. Cats and rats taste something like chicken, but dogs do not. More like greasy beef.

[re=634492]Neilist[/re]: They are indeed queer for guns. I don’t have a problem with collecting them or target shooting them, but having enough to equip a battalion of mouth-breathing gold investors is a bit much.

Extemporanus August 9, 2010 at 12:51 am

I saw a werecoon with purple drank at Trader Joe’s, and his fro was perfect.

Zorg August 9, 2010 at 12:58 am

[re=634482]cepfoni[/re]: You git that Turkish shit offa my Wonkette or we’re gonna show what the word khazou’k means!

obfuscator August 9, 2010 at 12:59 am

[re=634509]algoresexattack[/re]: no, joe b. bows out and president pelosi(d-gaysex enclave) is sworn in on a dvd of grey gardens(criterion edition).

Surfeit O'Hubris August 9, 2010 at 1:00 am

[re=634511]JeffBarea[/re]: On the other hand, some people are good at rationalizing everything.

Hemp Dogbane August 9, 2010 at 1:00 am

[re=634511]JeffBarea[/re]: “Yeah, good ol’ boys truncate raccoon to coon dumbasses. Whatev.”

The perfection of the above is near perfect. I hope you will continue to participate in the important dialog about our national truncation problem.

Zorg August 9, 2010 at 1:04 am

[re=634497]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: I so love you, Man! Could I piss on his other leg if’n I put up some of the SUV purchase money?

legalize everything August 9, 2010 at 1:05 am

[re=634512]hockeymom[/re]: I’m surprised THEY’RE not too tired to have sex, what with the obesity and all.

Mr Blifil August 9, 2010 at 1:09 am

Oh god I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space…were it not that I have bad dreams.

zhubajie August 9, 2010 at 1:24 am

It says FOR SALE. Why would anyone want to buy such a POS vehicle?

Snarkalicious August 9, 2010 at 1:42 am

Hear no wolf. See no coon. Speak of no GED.

mkilly August 9, 2010 at 2:24 am

Boise State is a glorified community college with a great football program attached. So he’s got that going for him, too.

facehead August 9, 2010 at 2:32 am

Is it racist? A “No wolves, No coons” sign may be the Idaho equivalent of a “No Radio” sign.

give us a bob August 9, 2010 at 2:46 am

“The home-made sign in the passenger side back window says ‘Wolves taste like chicken.’”

I may be left-handed, but I’m pretty sure that’s still the driver’s side for most ‘Mericans.

Still, perhaps you deserve a Mulligan, since the thought of such an irrelevantly labeled lorry offroading through the Yorkshire moorlands is highly amusing.

Oh hell to the no August 9, 2010 at 4:17 am

[re=634511]JeffBarea[/re]: I can’t figure out if you’re serious or not. My sarcasmometer is broken.

Fuck this political climate.

OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin August 9, 2010 at 5:03 am

Welcome to West Teabaggerstan, where YOU are “the racist” because you think coon huntin’ refers to whites killin’ blacks.

mumblyjoe August 9, 2010 at 6:43 am

[re=634515]steverino247[/re]: That exactly. I mean, I’m not the resident gun nut here, so let’s wait for Neilist to chime in, but I never understood the point of hoarding more guns than you could possibly use, or even carry, when you barricade yourself in the clocktower and start picking people off. I just feel like common sense would dictate, after the hunting rifle, the shotgun, the M1 carbine, and the three pistols, you figure you have enough firepower to go out in a blaze of indiscriminate mass-murder, and after all, you only have two hands, so it’s not like you’re going to be using all six guns at once.

Limeylizzie August 9, 2010 at 6:44 am

I have no idea if this person means ‘raccoons” or “coons” but it is a sorry state of affairs that we even have to discuss it, we are so used to the right-wing, which this person clearly is, spewing vile epithets at our Prez. etc. that we assume the worst now. FYI for more examples go to any news story regarding Mrs. Hopey’s Spanish trip and read the comments.

Geogre August 9, 2010 at 7:09 am

[re=634526]zhubajie[/re]: See, my advanced edumucation has been working on this, and I think I have it solved.

The Mystery of the For Sale Suburban.
1. (Circumstance) “Cash for Clunkers” took place this Summer, and the number one “clunker” traded in was the Suburban, followed by the Bronco. The most bought car was the Toyota Camry.
2. (Minor premise) “Cash for Clunkers” was a government program.
3. (Major, granted premise) “You can keep the change” because all government programs are tyranny.
4. (Conclusion) This Suburban owner would not participate in “Cash for Clunkers,” because he could get “way more for it” from the free market, and, even if he didn’t, he would “keep his freedom.”

Our Bob with the Suburban will now have less money, no new car, and more bitterness, and we get a laugh.

doxastic August 9, 2010 at 7:17 am

I am more offended by the fact that they’re all built on supremely hacky jokes. I get that as a genre, bumpersticker humor is limited. But this guy had paper, a Sharpie, and all the options in the world–and he went with a “tastes like chicken” joke and a poorly-executed old timey slur. I’m sure he’s very angry about octaroons as well.

doxastic August 9, 2010 at 7:20 am

Ladies and gentlemen: the Entrepreneurial Class!

Chuckie Jesus August 9, 2010 at 7:41 am

Oh, that’s right, I have to vote tomorrow. Which is the lever that drops this asshole down into the Abyss?

ManchuCandidate August 9, 2010 at 7:46 am

When you drive a 84 Suburban… what money?

HedonismBot August 9, 2010 at 7:49 am

[re=634511]JeffBarea[/re]: Yes, it’s true about the wolves. I live in Wyoming, Idaho’s big square neighbor, and wolves have been the subject of a very intense political debate for a very long time. Ranchers and cowboy types hate them passionately and are dead set against any efforts to protect them because, of course, decimating an entire wolf population is by no means an inappropriate response when a wolf has killed a couple of sick old sheep.
As for “coons” – has that word ever been used in anything other than a racist way? Other than in books, I’m not sure I’ve ever heard anyone speak of them as shorthand for raccoons.
Ah, Idaho. The Alabama of the West. Or would that be Arizona now? I guess Idaho is the Alabama of the upper-central-Northwest-Rocky-Mountain region.
You know what? Fuck it. Today, we are all Alabama.

gurukalehuru August 9, 2010 at 7:54 am

[re=634511]JeffBarea[/re]: Weasel words, Jeff. You are a fucking weasel.

Dashboard_Buddha August 9, 2010 at 7:56 am

[re=634503]the problem child[/re]: Let’s not limit ourselves…we could punch him in the nuts so hard that he would pee down his own leg.

Limeylizzie August 9, 2010 at 8:03 am

[re=634551]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Brilliant,and as I have girl parts and peeing on anyones’s leg other than my own would be complicated.

Dredd August 9, 2010 at 8:08 am

One has to wonder sometimes if global warming is frying the minds of so many crazies who are running for elected office in the government they say they hate.

Baldar T Flagass August 9, 2010 at 8:15 am

Eh, bumper stickers raging against wildlife are nothing new. Down here in TX, I see “No Coyotes, No Armadillos” stickers on every other Ford Expedition, Hummer H2, Toyota Leviathan, and Chevy Juggernaut on the road. I think a scene cut from Caddyshack showed Carl the Groundskeeper’s vehicle with a “No Gophers” sticker. It’s no big deal.

Terry August 9, 2010 at 8:15 am

[re=634470]Anarchitect[/re]:

That P.O.S. suburban probably gets 6 blocks to the gallon and he uses all his money filling it up so obviously he has to be on public support.

Whitey August 9, 2010 at 8:17 am

People, you have this Suburbanite all wrong. “NOCOONS” is just a misspelling of “Neocons.”

Baby who ate the Dingo August 9, 2010 at 8:28 am

The Chorus begins: “TAXES TOO HIGH! TAXES TOO HIGH!”

The Charlatan in the crowd says: “That’s because the government lets all the Mexicans sneak into Texas with drugs so the Texans can get high.”

The Chorus replies: “TEXAS TOO HIGH! TEXAS TOO HIGH!”

Says the Charlatan, “Of course, they are high because they don’t believe in God. And gay.”

An Angry Chorus bellows: “TEXAS TOO GAY! TEXAS TOO GAY!”

And the Charlatan left the room saying “And skip breakfast; real men eat dinner only, with red wine and meat. Cheap red wine kept on the deck in the sun at 94 degrees, with lots of meat. Vegetables and breakfast are gay, and they hate God, too.”

An imploding Chorus chants violently: “BREAKFAST TOO GAY! BREAKFAST TOO GAY!”

This message brought to you by the American Meat Association. “Meat? Yeah, it tastes that good!”

ForTheTurnstiles August 9, 2010 at 8:50 am

[re=634511]JeffBarea[/re]: Hi Jeff,

Eat my TruckNutz.

http://gawker.com/comment/6520743/

Gorillionaire August 9, 2010 at 8:56 am

Don’t know about wolves, but there is evidence that coyotes are becoming more aggressive towards humans around the country. Coyotes have moved in everywhere, even Central Park for chrissakes, basically everywhere that wolves USED to inhabit generations ago. A fifty pound coyote would certainly eat this redneck’s little bastard welfare babies.

Gun-toting Progressive August 9, 2010 at 9:00 am

[re=634478]Edywin[/re]: The correct answer to this is 20-Franc rooster coins.

Baldar T Flagass August 9, 2010 at 9:06 am

[re=634567]Gorillionaire[/re]: What I can’t understand is how coyotes got to Central Park. Cab? Subway?

kudzu August 9, 2010 at 9:15 am

I’ll buy the clunker. Here’s $10 for ya…

mumblyjoe August 9, 2010 at 9:33 am

[re=634571]Baldar T Flagass[/re]: Well, that’s certainly how they do in Putin’s Russia.

Barrelhse August 9, 2010 at 9:38 am

Needs an IED.

ZombieRichardFeynman August 9, 2010 at 9:42 am

In defense of the Suburban: I have an ’86 4WD diesel “Bubba” which is my favorite vehicle of anything I’ve owned, and that even includes my beloved ’61 VW. I’ve been on most of the dirt roads in the western US, hauled our daughters and their friends to all their swim lessons, used it as a moving van and slept in it for around 6 months over the years. There’s something to be said for an enclosed 4x4x8 foot cargo space. That’s bigger than a 2-person backpacking tent. Yes, the paint fell off mine too and I broke my back falling off the roof while sanding the rust, but now that I have it in nice epoxy primer it’s back to show caliber. These vehicles are great, don’t be dissing them now.

Tundra Grifter August 9, 2010 at 9:46 am

[re=634489]the problem child[/re]: Actually, most of the time its dogs that kill sheep – not wolves.

For a variety of reasons, however, it just isn’t politic to suggest shooting dogs – so wolves, once again, take the bad rap.

Tundra Grifter August 9, 2010 at 9:47 am

[re=634476]Brick Oven Bill[/re]: There are two man made objects one can see from the Moon: The Great Wall of China and a Suburban.

ZombieRichardFeynman August 9, 2010 at 9:57 am

[re=634595]ZombieRichardFeynman[/re]: Oh yes – the gas powered ones get sucky mileage but the diesel is 19mpg. Not spectacular, but reasonable for the size.

jus_wonderin August 9, 2010 at 9:58 am

Wolves, and coons for that matter, are harmless. Just remember not to look directly into their eyes. And crouch down if confronted with one. Move away slowly.

Spark84 August 9, 2010 at 10:00 am

I think he means, “NO WOlLVES, NEO-CONS”

WadISay August 9, 2010 at 10:27 am

I would kind of like to buy that thing, since it’s for sale. I wonder if he would take food stamps.

smitallica August 9, 2010 at 10:37 am

Man, how is this fella ever gonna find a new vehicle with the woman-attracting powers of that Pussy Magnet?

Cape Clod August 9, 2010 at 10:56 am

This guy needs to be told that they are called ‘bumper’ stickers because they are supposed to go on your bumper. They are not supposed to be used to obscure your ability to see out the back window.

Isn’t Idaho one of those states that receive more tax money than it’s residents generate? Anyone?

Ducksworthy August 9, 2010 at 11:09 am

[re=634567]Gorillionaire[/re]: Its the Eastern Wolf/Coyote mix that you really have to watch out for. Mother natures revenge via your suburban pets.

notreallyhelping August 9, 2010 at 11:19 am

Oh, but if those sheep could talk.

Bocephus August 9, 2010 at 11:36 am

Sarah needs to park it in a garage so it won’t be completely rusted out when Trig’s old enough to drive.

jus_wonderin August 9, 2010 at 11:43 am

[re=634554]Baldar T Flagass[/re]:

“every other Ford Expedition, Hummer H2, Toyota Leviathan, and Chevy Juggernaut on the road.”

LOLOLLOL. And generally, they are the aholes that want to drive right up to the forced merge, having not waited in the line, and just expect to be let in. Argh.

S.Luggo August 9, 2010 at 11:47 am

Never knew that Tom Tancredo vacationed that far north.

[re=634502]slappypaddy[/re]: It’s to blow the crystal off the rear windows.

[re=634526]zhubajie[/re]: It’ll go quick. There’s room in the back for at least 16 illegals, not counting babies.

Neilist August 9, 2010 at 11:58 am

[re=634541]mumblyjoe[/re]: “after all, you only have two hands, so it’s not like you’re going to be using all six guns at once.”

You forgot about the feet. You can “pull” the trigger of a rifle with your toe . . . although that’s usually done when you’ve put the barrel in your mouth.

Like those bloody Nips on Iwo and Tarawa.

But still, that’s FOUR guns at once.

The other two, to make up the six? Well, I can’t speak for everyone. But my Manly Penis can handle up to a .357 Mag, and my tongue can work a 9 mm Glock with ease!

["No Coons." Fuck these nitwits. Raccoons are cool -- although, again, I wouldn't want to piss one off.]

mumblyjoe August 9, 2010 at 12:45 pm

[re=634745]Neilist[/re]: “The other two, to make up the six? Well, I can’t speak for everyone. But my Manly Penis can handle up to a .357 Mag, and my tongue can work a 9 mm Glock with ease!”

That right there sounds like the manliest premise of a gay fetish porno ever.

No offense intended, of course. (After all, using the word “gay” as an insult is effin’ gay).

AxmxZ August 9, 2010 at 12:45 pm

[re=634511]JeffBarea[/re]: Yeah, that gubbermint, always be r’leasing ‘coons and wolves into mah propertay…

mumblyjoe August 9, 2010 at 12:52 pm

[re=634511]JeffBarea[/re]: And I’m sure the local farmers appreciate the corresponding explosion of deer populations just fine, thank you for asking.

Horselover Fat August 9, 2010 at 12:56 pm

Ah, you effete urban poultroons. You see a zillion vehicles like this a day on the ol’ I-5 between Olympia and Longview, and that’s in a BLOO STATE! Half the joy of a southbound journey down the two-lane drag is playing SPOT THE CRAZY where CRAZY is a relative concept — it’s not game-winning nutbar unless the entire vehicle is shellacked with Art Bell or Alex Jones propaganda, along with at LEAST one of the following: 1) an offer to murder homersekshulz; 2) a celebration of wholesale environmental destruction; or 3) an entire pamphlets worth of material for some dingdong rock-a-zany church that believes Jesus is coming back to kill all the homersekshulz and blast the environment hisselfs. Oh, and bonus points if the vehicle expressly calls you, the following driver, a pussy for disagreeing with him. “Road trolls,” my wife calls ‘em, ‘cept I disagree: I think they’re serious. Well, serious enough to pass on the right while hooting out my window and making fart noises, that is.

Libbygirl August 9, 2010 at 1:01 pm

[re=634717]jus_wonderin[/re]: So so true.

I try my damndest to ignore them and block them out. Typical neocon selfish clueless pigs. And those are their ‘better’ qualities.

I also notice in my workin’ class neighborhood that the shittiest looking houses–the ones with 15 dead cars and cheap plastic WalMart crap all over the lawn are the ones occupied by jackoffs like our Suburban owner here. I guess it’s their freedumbs that allows them to keep their home a blighty eyesore.

They’re so angry. And at all the wrong people. When did America become the land of the stupid? Oh yeah–Reagan. That’s about when.

GOPCrusher August 9, 2010 at 1:02 pm

[re=634549]HedonismBot[/re]: Here in Iowa, several people that I know, engage in coon hunting. You drink a bunch of Red Bulls, release your coon hounds into the woods along the river and follow them. Once the coon hounds “tree” the coon, one person holds the spot light while the other shoots the coon out of the tree.
The dead coons are thrown in the box of the pickup and sold when the fur buyer comes around once a week.
I’m too old to participate in this activity, but from personal experience I can tell you that the people that do engage in coon hunting are the same people that refer to our President as “That Fucking Nigger Obama” exclusively.
So, yes, the term “coon” is used in a non-racial way.

risqueclay August 9, 2010 at 1:05 pm

[re=634515]steverino247[/re]: Greasy beef?!! What kind of greasy beef? Like, Burger King greasy beef? Like Hardee’s greasy beef? Oh, never mind…

Horselover Fat August 9, 2010 at 1:13 pm

True, these people usually DO mean “raccoon” when they say “coon,” but they’ll take the alternate meaning too, because hey: bonus!

imissopus August 9, 2010 at 1:16 pm

[re=634511]JeffBarea[/re]: That’s just sick that you see race in everything.

Andrew Breitbart?

Mad Farmer Manifest August 9, 2010 at 1:23 pm

Eh, par for the course in Idaho (or anywhere in the rural parts of the West, really). Ignorant fucktards with nothing but disdain for everything, including themselves. The unloved bastard children of crumbling economies built on raping the land for corporate profits. Angry at all the wrong people, as [re=634803]Libbygirl[/re] said. The extraction corps disposed of them as soon as they found machines to do the job, but the poor fools blame the enviro-wackos for the fact that they got cut loose as soon as the Man didn’t need them anymore. The good(?) news is that most of them will soon die of cardiovascular disease and sorrow, if the stupid doesn’t get them first.

[re=634511]JeffBarea[/re]: Oh, and Jeff: ignorance isn’t something to be proud of. Nothing to be ashamed of (hell, if I could learn a few things, then so can you), but nothing to be proud of. More of a shortcoming to be fixed.

doxastic August 9, 2010 at 1:35 pm

[re=634567]Gorillionaire[/re]: Eh, I have an Eastern Coyote (coywolf!) in the neighborhood, and he’s never been a problem. See him in the back yard sometimes late at night or early in the morning. They’ll eat small livestock and pets, but keep well enough alone from people. Far more people are hurt by dogs than coyotes.

Sharkey August 9, 2010 at 1:56 pm

What is his position on bears? And how do they taste?

The Greatest American hero August 9, 2010 at 2:45 pm

Does the van come with a teenage girl already tied up and gagged?

meyotch August 9, 2010 at 3:01 pm

This thread is running out, but I just have to point out a true fact. Ketchum is a weird little spot in a red-as-whatever-kind-of-monkey-has-the-reddest-ass state. Folks like this guy are actually out of work actors paid out of the funds collected from the sale of specialty license plates (John Birch commemoratives, mostly).

It’s a thing we do to amuse rich shitheads who keep second homes here and we don’t even make them pay property taxes cuz we like them so, so very much. What’s the point of having money if you don’t have emotionally damaged, disaffected semi-retards to feel superior to?

Bearbloke August 9, 2010 at 3:43 pm

[re=634938]The Greatest American hero[/re]: [re=634642]smitallica[/re]: Almost all girls & women are sharp enough to stay far, FAR away from this Right-wing drongo perv, but you don’t want to know about the sick, depraved things he does to his Malia & Sasha dolls – oh, the horror! – have any inanimate objects EVER deserved such a fate?

metalhed August 9, 2010 at 4:13 pm

[re=634466]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: [re=634467]karen[/re]: You’re right, Karen. It’s Guns.

I know. I see bumper stickers like this all over my stupid neck of the woods. Some on BMWs and Saabs, but mostly on trucks and SUVs.

metalhed August 9, 2010 at 4:14 pm

And is that an NRA sticker I see in the lower left window? Color me surprised.

WestBayRay August 9, 2010 at 4:23 pm

Once again Idaho lives up to its responsibility as the northern terminus of America’s Great Moron Crescent.

Rusty Shackleford August 9, 2010 at 5:10 pm

[re=635029]Bearbloke[/re]: Yes, yes there have. And we call them Michael Jackson dolls.

And on a related note, I just cancelled my season tix to the Boise State Broncos home football games.

Darkness August 9, 2010 at 8:08 pm

[re=634541]mumblyjoe[/re]: Six gun sound . . . is our claim to fame . . .

Wait, that’s probably not what they meant.

Pay_Attention August 10, 2010 at 12:20 am

Read my posting name… “PAY ATTENTION”.

Do y’all (yes, I mean you all) really believe every little pitiful thing you see on some shleck blog?

Let’s play facts:
1) This truck is in Hailey, ID, not Ketchum… different towns, different people. Hemingway wouldn’t stoop to Hailey, thank god.
2) I know whose truck this was… the owner was a good guy… but he’s no longer with us… still feel pretty tough about your blogging selves?
3) Wonkette.com (whatever??) created their “operative” name by using the name of a local photographer who did not take this picture… then attributed this picture to him… gee, think that’s ever happened before? Naaw, this is all real news.
4) For chrissakes people, coons are frickin’ raccoons around here… are we all Oliver Stone now or what???

Get a life, find some real news (I admit, good luck finding real news, but you know what I mean)

Joey Ratz August 10, 2010 at 1:59 am

[re=634611]Spark84[/re]: So it’s a warning to Paul Wolfowitz?

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