Happy Memorial Day! It is time to honor America’s War Heroes, meaning Sarah Palin. America’s favorite snowbilly grifter showed up Sunday at “Rolling Thunder,” a non-partisan organization which raises awareness of veterans’ issues through the display of motorcycles that run on Muslim-Arabian fuel. Palin attracted a crowd of rally-goers eager to honor Sarah’s service in foreign wars, we guess. Sadly, she didn’t get to make a speech thanking these people for honoring her terrible sacrifices, so instead she just scrawled the words “justice rolls” on her hand in ink. Is this biker-gang humor?
It was an apparent reference to Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech, which is quoted on Palin’s website: “We will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like waters and righteousness like a mighty stream.”
Sarah Palin is getting pretty esoteric these days. Does she know MLK Jr. was black? And that he advocated for the federal government to order a bunch of ignorant, bigoted “states’ rights” governors to back off? Was that the important part of this man’s life and work? No, MLK Jr. Had a Dream was that someday his words could be cribbed in smeared ink on a Fox News’ personality’s hands like notes for an one day at a biker event she crashed.
Palin didn’t take questions from reporters and, in keeping her social media strategy, offered her thoughts on her political website.
“There’s no better way to see D.C. than on the back of a Harley!” Palin wrote. “My family may be used to snowmachines more so than motorcycles.”
Sarah Palin has finally figured it out. You don’t want to give out inane statements for free. You want to get people over to your website to click on that “Donate” button before you tell them how much you love the troops. [AP]
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Sarah, It's snowmobile, no matter what you say.
I wonder if lamestream Alaskans have a cutesy name for motorcycles, too?
Motormachines?
That thing that stays parked in the garage eleven months a year?
Wheel Machine
Snowmobile, snowmobile, snowmobile. Stupid cunt.
I have Alaska relatives, and even though they are terrible liberal hippies, they too call them snow machines. No amount of mockery on my part will convince them otherwise.
Etymology is always interesting. I spent a year stationed near Fairbanks, nearly forty years ago. At that time, everybody — military, local contractors, local locals, people in Fairbanks, the Arctic Cat distributor — called them "snowmobiles".
As far as I know, most non-Alaskans still do. Arctic Cat's website still does. You have to wonder when and why the change — which is apparently confined to Alaska — occurred.
I hypothesized that maybe there was a trademark issue, but the basic sixty seconds of google didn't turn anything up, so bless their hearts.
A related anecdote: I grew up in Milwaukee. At least until 1969 (when I stopped being around much), most people in Milwaukee referred to a water fountain as a "bubbler" (while knowing that "water fountain" meant the same thing). I don't know the reason for that, either. Of course, one quickly learned to say "water fountain" when you travelled — even into the rest of Wisconsin.
Most people like to fit in. I suspect in Alaska going against the grain is almost a religion. My guess is, "machine" sounds more macho than "mobile," and that's what they're constantly trying to prove. Even the women. Or maybe especially the women.
What do Real Alaskans (TM) call 4-wheelers?
Carmachines?
Dirtmachines.
God Bless America for figuring out how to fund raise on the backs of the POW/MIAs!
At last! Something to bring meaning to their sacrifice!
Oh, how I loathe her.
"Support our troops by supporting me!" or "Remember the fallen (and don't forget to donate to SarahPac!)."
Sarah rides bitch? Seems appropriate somehow.
Wherever Sarah Palin™ is sitting, it's the bitch seat.
I do hope the pilot of her bike was wearing the almost mandatory "If you can read this, the bitch fell off" shirt. It would be so appropos of the moment.
A hawg on a hog.
Lipstick on a hog?
Lipstick on a prig.
Apparently she made a point of saying how much she loved the smell of the emissions, too. I'm feeling too slow this morning to figure out how to work the seemingly obvious Blazing Saddles reference onto that.
I love the smell of emissions = statement of support for fossil fuels and criticism of legislation aimed at protecting the environment from said fossil fuels.
When is the FEC going to call her on her campaigning? I thought SarahPAC couldn't pay for her own campaign? How long does she get away with calling it an "educational" tour?
Why the hell does she constantly bitch about our truly (gag) "lamestream media"? They let her get away with things that would have put anyone else out of political life forever?
She loves the smell of Santorum? "Kinky!"
I bet she loves the smell of Tawd's emissions even moar.
Not since he started emitting into that massage therapist.
As if she had to tell us that she enjoys huffing fumes. Everytime she opens that mouth, we're treated to the result of that brain damage.
"Apparently she made a point of saying how much she loved the smell of the emissions, too."
Let's lock her in a garage and give her a real treat.
It's always been about her… what a narcissistic dingus.
"Don't pay attention to dead soldiers. They're dead and don't need it. Pay attention to ME!!!!"
You can't spell Memorial Day without M-E.
“There’s no better way to see D.C. than on the back of a Harley!” Palin wrote. “
This is probably true for those who have never set foot in a museum or library. Anyone really surprised?
yeah, Sarah…you ride around in the blistering heat and enervating humidity. At the same time, I might take in the Smithsonian.
Dumb ass.
“There’s no better way to see D.C. than on the back of a Harley!” Palin wrote. “
How the fuck would she know?
“There’s no better way to see D.C. than on the back, Palin wrote."
Fixed.
She'd probably get a real thrill from riding a Harley through the Library of Congress. That'd show those liberal elite socialists!
did she drive it up the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, through the WW2 memorial, past the Vietnam Vet memorial etc?
That's right, Sarah, much better than seeing it from inside the White House. Keep telling yourself that.
Also, who sez she hasn't been in those museums? She rides through them on a Harley, that's all. Especially the one with all the ancient pottery.
Actually, that was supposed to say "Just Us Trolls".
So…just what the fuck does a vacuous, empty suit Former Half-Term Governor, talking points memorizing, money sucking animal attention whore have to contribute to our Nation's solemn Remembrance of the Fallen day?
Not. one. fucking. thing.
Bingo.
Thank you.
She is there to remind us that there isn't such as a thing as an event the Tundra Grifter isn't willing to exploit.
Someone remind this bitch she's gonna hafta pull a train before she joins the gang.
Oh, she'll pull it!
I'd say "with tips from Cindy," but remembering how mortified she looked when her husband was pimping her to this same audience, I'll refrain.
"Tips", like the one the leper left the prostitute?
I think she knows the drill all by herself.
"Not ANOTHER train!" she said, reaching for the seal-blubber lube.
"Someone remind this bitch she's gonna hafta pull a train before she joins the gang."
Shoulda outsourced the job to Whistle. Lou Sarah will quit halfway through.
Biggest political publicity stunt since Chimpy walked around in his codpiece enhanced flight suit.
That's a great comparison. I hope it gets around.
With just as many retards fapping over it, also, too.
Emission accomplished!
If Palin runs, buy Kleenex Stock!
Mission Accomplished.
More like Dukakis on a tank, funny looking helmet and all.
I'm a Vespa man myself.
Yet Sarah is the one who is waspish.
Vespas are Italian. You can't get lest WASPish without not being white.
Get away from me, you damn, dirty ape!
While Moosalini is out exploiting war heros, who's minding the child that may not be mentioned back home?
She probably figures it would be a waste of time bringing him on an "educational" tour. Being that she is pig-ignorant herself on what proper therapies and interventions could do for him.
After all, she has never said one word ever ever ever about any progress he's made, or helping this gift from God (not snarking here) reach his full potential, which could be considerable, by the way. Ever. Ever. Think about that for a minute. Don't parents have a kind of a tendency to brag about their little snowflakes and how marvelous they are?
Of course, if he had all the help available to lead a reasonable, productive life, she couldn't be the Great Madonna Martyr, could she? Nope, three years later it's still all about how wonderful she is to have (allegedly) allowed this little person into her life.
Sorry kiddo, sacrifices have to be made. Just not by "mommy." You served your purpose but you're not as useful now.
I don't see why you have to be so mean to pigs.
Thank you. Very good point. My apologies to pigs, as my understanding is that they are in fact very intelligent.
Sarah Palin's youngest kid is Voldemort?
You mean she didn't she have that cute little hair-licking girl riding in a side car?
Someone's got to stay at home in Wasilla. The meth doesn't cook itself ya know.
I think that's another reason she's moving to Arizona. No need to go without here. And there are lots of expensive cosmetic dentists in Scottsdale who know how to camouflage the damage.
Ni haishi zheme CHI!
auto snowhorse
Crotch rocket? Excuse me while I dash off to gargle.
I thought that was Levi Johnston's nickname.
That one slays me.
Her quoting MLK Jr disgusts me almost as much as anything she ever did. I doubt she knows much about him other than what her random page flipping thru Bartlett's showed her.
I honestly doubt she was quoting MLK. The word rolls just came to mind because she was being driven around on a motorcycle. Sort of like a room full of chimps accidentally typing out a play by Shakespeare.
No, she's completely serious. The quote is on her website, and she seriously believes that she has taken up the mission of King, who, as we all know, was a Republican.
Then she's against state's rights? Good to know.
And FOR a massive redistribution of wealth.
Not only was he a Republican, he was white, too.
This is true. I saw it in a Texas history book, and god knows those things are accurate.
"Her quoting MLK Jr disgusts me almost as much as anything she ever did."
Wait till somebody tells her that Dr. King was, you know, Kenyan.
Sarah who is your favorite civil-rights activist?
All of them, except the muslins!
Junior, you're back! I'm glad you survived the weekend.
"Palin didn’t take questions from reporters and, in keeping her social media strategy, offered her thoughts on her political website"
She could put all of her thoughts on the back of a matchbook and still have room for the Declaration of Independence, the Book of Deuteronomy and the The Analects of Confucius.
Q: "How many of Sarah's thoughts can dance on the head of a pin?"
A: "All of them, Katie."
WIN
In four languages.
"Palin didn’t take questions from reporters"
I'm shocked, I tells ya, shocked.
Happy Memday, Wonkeeters. I made a special trip here to wash out of my mouth the foul taste of blind jingoism I am finding on other sites.
There are other sites?
Of course not. Wonkette is the internet.
"No, sorry to correct you, but it should read internets
–Dan Quayle
Internetes, pls.
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
~Mark Twain~
Thank you, all who have served this great country of ours in both wartime and peace. Thank you, all the wives and husbands, children, mothers and fathers who have sacrificed, along with the soldiers. You are all great patriots and have my highest respect.
Mr. Clemens as is usually the case, says it best. Thanks for another Twain gem!
Right on…if it wasn't for Twain and Mencken, I've no real understanding of the United States.
+ Vonnegut.
Well said Barb.
It was an apparent reference to Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech
Until recently King's legacy seemed pretty safe from right wing assholes. Then Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin, two horribly disgusting life forms, tried to hijack his words while ignoring his thoughts and deeds.
King was not only a Christian but a minister of the gospel, one who taught the existence of heaven and hell. Good luck in hell you hateful bitch–and you also, Sarah.
"King was not only a Christian but a minister of the gospel, one who taught the existence of heaven and hell."
Well nobody's perfect…
What was up with the on/off giant cross? I had nuns in elementary school in full habits that didn't wear crosses that big. On the other hand, they wore their smaller ones all the time, with a profound awareness of what it represented and its meaning in their lives. (I had nice nuns at my school; great ladies.)
Well, shoot. Memories. I would say something crude, rude, and oh so accurate about Palin, but I don't want to make Baby Jesus or His Holy Mother cry. I will try to be a good person and live up to God's expectations of me.
For this comment.
I never thought that I would see the words nice and nun in the same sentence.
Guess i had a different experience than you.
As I was raised in an evangelical household, I have no experience with nuns. However, my parents often described people as "being enough to make a preacher cuss." I'm sure Sarah Palin is enough to give a nun Tourette's.
She's enough to make Jesus get off the cross.
I can see it now. Sarah stumbling up to the cross with fake wailings for a crucified Jesus, trying to make a scene to make it all about her, and Jesus shaking his head, pulling out the nails, and saying "No fucking way, dudes. No fucking way am I going to die for this." pointing at Sarah Palin, make-up smeared and rolling on the ground in contrived emotional agony, and then just straight-up ascending into the clouds. lol
"What was up with the on/off giant cross?"
Like everything about her, it's an empty show.
"When one man asked her if she was running, she smiled and answered, "Don't know."
That is her answer to most things. Another one she uses often is "That sounds like fun, honey–it will be an extra fifty bucks if I swallow, though."
Rolling Thunder has no problem with big government. The USA owes them, so suck it, tea party. I did not see the speeches, but I doubt there was much time spent decrying "taxing the job creators".
"We will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like waters and righteousness like a mighty stream.”
Apparently, for Sarah, this means pissing all over our faces.
The legend is true! America's streets ARE lined with "gold" after all!
Just the trickle down economics the republicans preach.
"Apparently, for Sarah, this means pissing all over our faces."
In that picture Wonkette Jr. posted, she looks pretty stoned.
I'm guessing she's too dehyrdrated and confused to be able to piss…
That cunt.
She is swiping Dr. King's speech for her ends?! I loathe that despicable *whateverisaworsewordthancunt* with all my being.
I remember being very small and reading Dr. King's speech. This kindly faced man seemed so concerned about children. Most Grownups pretty much ignored us. But he seemed concerned. And he mentioned Catholic kids! And Protestant kids(?)! (Hmm, maybe they were like Publics? In our town, Catholic kids went to Catholic schools, and Public kids went to Public schools.) Anyway!
I of course have gotten a lot more out of his speech over the years, and love re-reading it, and hopefully imbued my kids with those same principles, and seeing that narcissistic bitch co-opt it for her own ends just… I can't even find the words.
Chessie, I am appalled that she used this as a photo op, seriously. She felt leather on men and had to comment on it, showed up in high heels and left her wedding band at home. Someone shouted out the question, "Sarah, what do you mean by REAL AMERICANS?" and she clammed up.
I bet this picture came from that moment.
Easy, that is hilarious, thanks! She can pout up a storm, can't she?
I'm sure that's what got her through all those Colleges. That and the BSBJ's (back seat blow jobs, as if I needed to explain that…)
Glad you liked it. That would make a fun avatar, hehe.
It looks like she is on the verge of saying "Mutha Fuck".
Downfisty's on the job again. They must have extended curfew hours at the kennel tonight.
"I remember being very small and reading Dr. King's speech."
I remember flying home from college to stand on the sidewalk in silence as the mules pulled the wagon carrying his body to Ebenezer Baptist Church.
Imagine the disgust I feel at the misuse of his words and heritage.
LowProfile, I lived in Buffalo when Dr King was assassinated. I remember riots and violence. I am terrified of what Sarah Palin could whip up with her divisive speeches.
I lived in SE Washington, D. C. when MLK was assassinated, and lived under martial law for a week afterwards, with a National Guardsman posted at the end of the block during daytime hours. (The big shots downtown got Federal troops, for three months). I'm a lot more afraid of what would happen if the Prez were to be taken out than any diarrhea flowing from Grifter's mouth. If I were a prayin' person, I'd being praying for the Secret Service, three times a day.
Her co-opting of Dr. King's words and legacy is one thing I just find real hard to snark about, even knowing that sarcasm is often the expression of a mountain of rage (I can't remember the source of that description, but it is apt).
I think that you should take some cheer in the fact that MLK's legacy will be known, studied, copied and appreciated long,long after this irritating little self-obsessed religio-grifter-harlot is moldering in the bottom of the Dustbin of History.
Also, my copy of the HHGTTG says that the Filthiest word in the Universe is "Belgum".
"sarapalin" is a close, very close, extremely close second.
300 Bikers Foil Westboro Baptist Church’s Obama Joplin Protest
May 30, 2011
http://www.politicususa.com/en/bikers-westboro-ba...
This deserves it's own post. You should post it in the most recent Wonkette thread as a stand-alone post.
Do they also hate Illinois Nazis?
I just hope that tonight the lamestream media won’t twist her words by repeating them verbatim
actually, its a very good fit. Palin attended the annual meeting of the http://www.rollingthundermotorcyclerally.com/inde... which is actually a conspiracy theorist group which believes that there are live MIA/POW still held in Vietnam.
I've been educated on that this weekend. While, yes, some of them believe that there are POWs still held in Vietnam, many of them are only part of the POW/MIA movement because they believe there are servicemen's bodies still to be recovered in the jungles in Vietnam and Cambodia and there probably are.
Are you sure? I distinctly remember Sylvester Stallone rescuing them. Or was it Chuck Norris? I suppose it may have taken two missions.
"a conspiracy theorist group which believes that there are live MIA/POW still held in Vietnam. ;"
Hiding out with some slantie poontang?
Why not?
15$ — she love you long* time.
*Forty years or more.
I recall a certain John McCain fellow blocking investigations into the issue, which probably does add credibility for some to these folks.
So Palin was trying to embarrass McCain again?
Sarah Palin pretended to be a patriot this weekend. Now it's time to go back to pretending like she is a serious candidate for the position of POTUS.
I can't believe she didn't take a tour of the White House. Doesn't she realize that she will never get to see the inside if she doesn't take the tour.
I hope the Secret Service has her on whatever watch list would prevent her from being allowed into the building.
I heard her entire campaign is just "seat of the pants".
Bet she got hungry for chicken wings and flew up to Buffalo later…
"I heard her entire campaign is just "seat of the pants". "
Because her head is up her ass?
That is genius. +1 to you, sir.
I hope, like Barry and Michelle at restaurants, the Secret Service makes her go in the back door.
The only reason I would want her to set one scaly foot in the White House would be in the hope that Michelle would corner her in a room. Preferably a sound-proof one away from the tour route. With well-trained Secret Service agents for clean up and disposal after.
Eh, a girl can dream.
Yeah but if she went there she'd have to drink from the same water fountain as teh colordz.
Nice way to honor America's warriors, you creepy bitch, trolling for attention while distracting the nation from the real meaning of the day.
The real meaning of the day is….mooseburgers!
The meaning of the day is 10 percent off eveything at the Wasilla Dollar General.
Since the real meaning of the day was honoring the Union troops that died stopping traitors that threw a particularly violent temper tantrum over losing a presidential election, why would teabaggers have an issue with it?
with all these wonkette jr. tryouts I can't help but think it's too bad I'm not funny or I could also write for teh wonkettes. Snowbilly, rethug, teatard, buzzword, etc. etc. see!
…I'm probably going to lose a lot of p over this post.
Don't worry, I am funny and they don't let me write for them either. Sigh.
I suspect that it, like waterskiing, juggling, being a teacher, public relations spokesperson, is more difficult than it appears at first blush. Any asshole can attempt snark, but being able to bang this stuff out day after day consistently isn't something anyone with a sense of humor and "the gift of gab" can just do. I respect our Wonkette Overlords and their abilities to pick the pepper out of the vast sea of fly poop that is politics in this great country.
I'm confident I could manage a day or two of funny before just pumping out "FUCKYOUYOUFUCKINGFUCKS!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!ELEVNTY!!!" to every news report about neocon cocksuckers.
Hear, hear.
Wonkette Jr? Very good article, but needs a tad more seething rage to match the mood it has put me in.
That's the purpose of snark, to to hide the seething rage. Nevertheless, Chessie, you're worth following.
mmmmmm justice rolls nom nom nom
It does sound like some sort of recipe she would put out in a magazine: No doubt it would be stolen from someone else, involve red, white and blue sprinkles and lots of creamy white frosting atop them. Probably made with some prefab in-a-tube rolls from Pillsbury. Served with a steaming cup of faux patriotism!
I was thinking along the lines of Futomaki, whatevs.
“There’s no better way to see D.C. than on the back of a Harley!” Palin wrote.
What's with the product endorsement? Is Sarah on the HD payroll, too?
"“There’s no better way to see D.C. than on the back of a Harley!”"
Todd: Who's Harley?
Probably trying to get a pair of them gratis for her and "first dude". I would suggest the three wheeler version for them, or a side cars for the kiddos. Bungee Trig to the sissy bar if you must $arah, but give the kid a helmet with a full face mask. Junebugs hurt like a mother at 70 miles an hour.
"Probably trying to get a pair of them gratis for her and "first dude". "
Yeah, they need vehicles to strew around the front yard (cee-ment courtyard?) of the Arizona hive.
I've never seen a Harley up on blocks.
We're probably about to.
Lovely touch!
If she is I will find some teatard to sell my Harley to.
This could work. I've been thinking of selling mine too, but the market is kinda flat for them at the moment. Maybe suggest it as either:
a) $arah sat on it, or
b) a perfect gift for $arah!
c) ???
4) Profit!
Wonkette is a harsh taskmistress and Ken is certainly getting his money's worth from little Wonk, Jr.
I think little Wonk, Jr. is more than one person. They say that about Moses, too. And Lao Tze.
I imagine Ken was going to give him/her/them the day off, but the SP thing was just too shiny to pass up.
A Wonk Trinity, as it were.
why yes 'Moses' were more than one person
'Moses' is plural, its singular form is 'Mose',, and the tundra version is 'Moose'
Moosemachine.
A publicity stunt from a publicity cunt.
300 Bikers Foil Westboro Baptist Church’s Obama Joplin Protest
May 30, 2011
http://www.politicususa.com/en/bikers-westboro-ba...
Thanks for this, LowProfile. It made my heart smile.
"…so instead she just scrawled the words “justice rolls” on her hand in ink. Is this biker-gang humor?"
Yes.
And just wait until Sarah passes the biker-gang initiation, when she has to suck some of that Muslim-Arabian fuel through a hot motorcycle tailpipe…
She should have a hot motorcycle tailpipe in *her* tailpipe.
Yet no one feels for the Harley Owner.
Gonna take a year to get the smell off the seat.
Maybe that will teach her what happens when you support Sarah Palin.
Sell it on EBay to the faithful, some plump basement dweller will pay huge bucks to snort $arah fumes and stroke himself raw. One would probably make enough to put a replacement and a set of fresh bags on the bike
Erections have consequences.
Correction: the correct term is now "snowbilly/cactusbilly grifter"
Oh I think with her move the desert that she really would qualify as a rattle snake.
cactus-cunt?
Yes! I tried Arizonacunt, but it just didn't have the same zip that Alaskunt did.
Cactuscunt. Yes.
"Little Todd" now thinks of her as his "Little Grand Canyon".
Arizona aquifers = pretty much dried up.
Someone said it the other day: sandbilly.
Grifterbilly?
“There’s no better way to see D.C. than on the back of a Harley!” Confusing, is that the name of the driver? Sounds icky…
Sarah Palin, "My name is a registered tirade mark!®"
Y'all know she rode around a parking lot. That was her tour of DC and bonding with those yahoos.
Good 4 you! I own Triumph Rocket 3 (Touring) and two others: one Jap, one German. Haven't had a H since the 60's.
I'm just confused that we have a new post for Memorial Day and it's not about Weinergate.
Latest Breitbart fraud, as I understand it.
It's just Breitshit's picture of his own dick. Why care?
I doubt any have seen Breitbart's junk under the fat folds since at least the 1980s.
I did hear it's very small and useless.
"The photo showed a man's bulging underpants", also known as "a Breitbart."
So the "liberal media" CBS ran the story that was so weak that not even Drudge would pick it up.
I know it's faker than a three dollar bill, but I just like the "Weinergate" moniker!
I really want the people who perpetrated this fraud to be busted. Rep. Weiner can handle it, but the woman who's life they fucked with doesn't deserve to have her name dragged through the mud, let alone be harassed by a bunch of mouth-breathing Breitards.
I suspect Weiner has a much lower tolerance for this type of stupid criminal behavior than Shirley Sherrod did.
She showed up on a hog, riding bitch. Appropriate.
What, no Newt and his whore-wife on a side-car rig? Must not have been able to find one with a saddle big enough to accommodate his doughy, super-pasty ginormous ass.
But Calista already has the helmet built in!
No shit. How does she sleep on that rat's nest?
Calista needs no sleep! She's fueled by Tiffany's jewelry and hairspray.
Interesting! I would have guessed freshly killed kitten blood, as is her partner in crime.
Palin would best honor veterans by using her media bully pulpit to encourage America to reduce its production of new veterans.
I'm sure it was a very nice motorcycle … until she infested the seat with hookworms.
Pinworms.
Fixed.
Somewhat tangential, but someone should write a history of how the outlaw biker tendency progressed from the acid-gobbling polymorphous perverts of the Hunter Thompson book, and the butchers of Altamont, to becoming this facet of red-state white cultural identity. Because it's probably a pretty crazy tale.
There was a moment in the eighties when chubby yuppies figured they too could be quote transgressive unquote. By buying an expensive machine and riding it on weekends.
Where's that picture of then-County Executive Walker?
its the story of contemporary america.
same can be said of the 60s idea that american folk music was gritty and psychedelic, to its evolution to today's signifiers of red state yahooism.
In the South here, every bike club/gang person I have ever known was a middle aged cracker with some gay ass mustache and a collection of over priced leather clothing who regularly got arrested for alcohol related idiocy and yes watched Fox News like it was the goddam Playboy channel.
Probably had something to do with the cost of buying a Harley being around that of a nice car. It went from rebels without a cause to othodontists with a mortgage. They still put on the leather and strut, but most of them are poseurs. Kind of like Ms. Palin and politics-like the perks, the attention, but at the end of the day the leathers come off and the Dockers go on and the Accords go puttering off to the office.
It should be no surprise that you can get cheap knock-offs in China! The US gave Army Harleys to Chiang Kai-shek, who left them behind when he fled, and they've been reproduced ever since. You can get copies of the Wehrmacht Mercedes-Benz motorcycle, too — one of the lesser by-products of the Hitler-Stalin Pact.
Let's not forget Tsingtao beer.
Link please.
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Well….a lot has to do with repressed Guilt over Vietnam and the fact that lots of vets (or people who sympathized with the idea of killing the Slants) took to riding bikes. But these are fake bikers. The Seconal-crazed gangs are still out there – see, eg, the Pagans. And there are black bike clubs who would happily chain-whip these Teatard yahoos to a pulp, given the opportunity.
The New Black Panther Party has a motorcycle battalion!?
Such a thought-provoking and un-Wonkish post.
Congrats.
Great exam question for Psychwench!
It may be as simple as observing what the most ignorant people in our society are doing at a given time.
It's a tale as old as "rugged individualism". You've got your "farm" (now substituted with lawncare), your "horse" (now a pickup truck, harley, etc), and of course, your gun. (still just a gun). What else do you need? They're pretend cowboys.
between palin doing the "mission accomplished" faux scene (with a picture of Bush on her cycle!) and the faux "wiener-gate" which was a right wing hack job, the real news read like Wonkette this weekend…
The thought of her bush on its cycle is more vomit-inducing than I thought it would be.
Noise pollution riding around a parking lot on noise pollution.
"Justice rolls" are what hangs over the top of her jeans, or under Roger Ailes' chin. You can see them all over the place at Wal-Mart.
No shit. Just came back from there and I didn't see a 'roll', I saw a fucking tsunami. In, of course, a dirty tank-top.
I want to join Barb and other Wonketteers in a quick but heartfelt "Thank You" to the men and women who served in the armed forces with a special shout-out to those who are currently deployed, about to be deployed or have been deployed in the endless War on Terror/Islam/Reason.
This is one biker I would encourage to ride without a helmet.
Explore an exciting new career! ORGAN DONOR!
I think they test for hookworms. Not a viable donor.
Her lice infested bumpits should protect her empty cranium.
I saw a quote while shopping for a helmet, "if you have a $20 head, buy a $20 helmet. With a $20 helmet Sarah would have over spent.
Sorry, I wouldn't ride her with or without a helmet.
That photo should be the canonical derp.jpg if there ever was one.
Snowmachine?
So that's what White Jesus uses when the sky cries dandruff.
Satan's dandruff.
And on the other hand…
Puta-Caravana rolls.
Family: Grifteraceae
Genus: Wassillysauceis
Species: Puta
You know, trailer parks are vortical storm magnets.
Promises, promises.
I'm still trying to assimilate the fact that she had to write a two-word phrase on her palm to remember it. I mean, couldn't she have just stood in front of the bathroom mirror in the Motel Six this morning while she was doing her make-up and repeated, "Justice rolls. Justice rolls. Justice rolls. There…I think I got it."
No.
Mary Worth, Mary Worth, Mary Worth…..
My sister & brother-in-law live in Alaska and I've never heard them talk about "snowmachines" or any of the other supposedly-Alaskan shit this woman is always dropping into every conversation to make her seem authentic.
I'd say she's all mittens, no moose.
"All mittens, no moose"©
Done that for you
And Trig didn't get to ride a vroom vroom. Its okay boy, we still love you.
Who did Bristol ride away with?
Duh, all of them, Katie.
Duh, winning!
"When one man asked her if she was running, she smiled and answered, "Don't know."
Of course she did. Since the Katie Couric gotcha moment (the question "Can you read words?") that has been her default answer.
"Don't know."
Default answer? Hell, that's the one sincere thing that probably comes out of her fucking piehole, in response to just about any question about anything other than her own sleazy self.
My apologies if someone got to this first, but this proves you can put lipstick on a hog
Oh, hey, must be time for me to repost this, since every few months SP decides that she's the true inheritor of the Civil Whites movement:
Oh, yeah, Sarah Palin and MLK agree on so much. Remember back at Glenn Beck's rally, when Sarah Palin stood in front of the Lincoln Memorial and said that “our men and women in uniform” are always “a force for good in this country, and that is nothing to apologize for”? As I said at the old-format Wonkette at the time, I'm not entirely sure that she was channeling the man with 100% accuracy:
“For it occurs to me that what we are submitting [our troops] to in Vietnam is not simply the brutalizing process that goes on in any war where armies face each other and seek to destroy. We are adding cynicism to the process of death, for they must know after a short period there that none of the things we claim to be fighting for are really involved. Before long they must know that their government has sent them into a struggle among Vietnamese, and the more sophisticated surely realize that we are on the side of the wealthy, and the secure, while we create a hell for the poor.
Somehow this madness must cease. We must stop now.” –Martin Luther King, “Beyond Vietnam — A Time to Break Silence”
It’s almost as if he willingly refused to follow Sarah’s script, huh?
“In order to atone for our sins and errors in Vietnam, we should take the initiative in bringing a halt to this tragic war.”
A less enlightened soul than the Wasilla Grifter might mistakenly think that King believed America had something to, you know, apologize for.
Doc Z, the Phoenix Program was just a spring house cleaning. Really, it was.
Since these guys were with her at the rebirth moment of her brand (just when everyone said she was down and out), I think it is obligatory now that, after she is elected, the whole posse of cyclists roar up Pennsylvania Avenue behind her, as she and Todd walk from the swear-in bleachers to the White House, and they must all be invited to an Andrew Jackson style Open-House, rowdy party as soon as the front door is opened for her.
“There’s no better way to see D.C. than on the backs of everyone and everything that's decent!” Palin wrote.
Bitch, please.
when idiots like Palin & Beck try to channel MLK, is that actually "code" for something sinister?
Yes, that the "black liberation demagoguery" has gone too far.
Sha bi.
Real 'Mericans ride Harleys, shoot guns, drink beer, har-har-har…also don't have medical insurace, work paycheck to paycheck, and live in a contant state of hellish anxiety that occasionally leads to fight-related injuries that bankrupt them.
With occasional breaks to vote for people who promise to make their lives even worse.
Food for thought.
A few years ago my family and I, knowing nothing about the Sturgis Rally (http://www.sturgis.com/), flew into Rapid City, SD.
The final leg was a regional airline – filled with bikers. They had, at no little expense, either shipped or flown their bikes ahead rather than ride hundreds of miles.
Many of the bikers we see today are professionals, doctors, lawyers, and accountants, who have continued their early rough and tumble love of HD into adulthood.
I must say those we met, in terms of politeness and friendliness, were exceptional.
Needless to say, not all of them love SP and her ilk.
Only dead fish roll down like waters and righteousness like a mighty stream.
Needz Moar Cheechako.
And justice though, doesn’t it split the Cheechakos from the Sourdoughs, also?
EDIT: My browser doesn't support Word Salad.
Okay — this is the oldest exchange I could find, and it seems to be troll-free. Last activity: 8 weeks ago.
It should be a safe venue to try Barb's plan.
Long sobs of autumn violins
soothe my heart with a monotonous languor
Yer goddam fuckin'-A.
And I'm buying the next round.
Well, I recently quit drinking (half a bottle of Red Label every night), so I'll just have a Champagne of Beers, please.
We only have three bars in this weird town, not including the DAV, which operates as a "private club". My wife was recently "restricted from going to bars", so I popped in at the DAV under her membership, thanked everyone there for their service, violated the indoor smoking ban (which is totally cool — everyone does it), and had a Scotch, for old time's sake, and to toast w/ the veterans.
Who, as we know from Sarah, made up words all the time, just like her!
Damn. Two pages of $arah snark and not one visitor? Their bots must be taking the day off.
They're doing things memorable on Memorial Day.
Six brats — check
Three servings Dan Quayle's special potatoe salad — check
Four slices of pie — check
Half rack of Pud Light – check
Hung
a fagthe flag — checkThe mild bunch.
I thought you were taking a three-day weekend, Jr., like all true Americans. Why do you hate America?!?
BMW FTW!
Hate to pile on here (not really), but if she was any more of a bitch she'd have puppies.
Retarded puppies.
Neez moar nipplez.
"if she was any more of a bitch she'd have puppies"
Puppies would be both cuter and better trained than the kids she actually has.
What this country needs is more Weiners and less dicks.
Excellent!
I am looking very forward to moving as I am putting off buying one myself as it would be one more thing to move at this point.
Speaking of "rolling," was Brisdull there?
So this is more than just a little out of character for The One Who Uses Owls, but here goes:
The rage, the fury, the wrath we all feel at this grotesque attempt to appropriate the legacy of one of the rather few Americans that can justifiably called a 'hero of humanity,' that rage is real. It is raw. And it burns. But for just a moment, try to cast yourself back to MLK's mission: tolerance, peace and basic human justice. These values and the life he gave in pursuit of them, can never be tarnished by a self-obsessed poseur and her third-rate carnival jester act. Never. Just try to put yourself into his words, his actions and his obsession with the weak and exploited among us. She will shrivel away like the rotten hate fruit that she is. If you find yourself particularly infuriated, do something MLK would have done. Got down to the soup kitchen, the homeless shelter and put in a couple hours of volunteer work. Give that disoriented, frightened-looking old woman over at the far edge of the supermarket the three, seven or even fifteen bucks you have in your tattered wallet. Write a $10 check to Habitat, or Kiva or anyone doing his work. You will see how deep is the reservoir of goodness and humanity is and realize that Palin is simply one poisonous drop in that vast pool.
Plus, she's a poopyhead.
Although the prairie dog, for various reasons, rejects the concept of "hero", if he/she/both didn't, MLK would be the number 1. Listen to his speech the night before he was assassinated – he KNEW he was gonna die soon, and violently, but he trudged onward for real FREEDOM, not teatard freedumb, or Scarah Palin Freedom™. Does anyone think she's ever show her face at the MLK memorial being built on the Mall? Phuck her and the Harley she rode in on!
Thank you. I will have to print this out and carry it around and read and re-read it. Might just calm me down.
"“There’s no better way to see D.C. than on the back of a Harley!”
I'll bet seeing it from Marine One is a lot better. But she'll never know.
Put that on her Facebook page!
Mmmmm… justice rolls. With butter and jelly.
Serve with ham biscuits and a side of prissy.
It was an apparent reference to Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech, which is quoted on Palin’s website: “We will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like waters and righteousness like a mighty stream.”
The "filter" of the goddamn Lamestream Media once again gives Simple Sarah a lot more credit than she or her ghostwriters ever deserve.
they see me rollin' they be hatin'
+dundundundundundundundun+
Get your Crazy running
Head out on the Beltway
Lookin for a Campaign
No matter what Ailes says
Oh yeah Im gonna make more Money
Take a bus to a FOX embrace
Fire all the Tards at once and
PANDER INTO SPACE
My brother-in-law is a Vietnam veteran who is on 100% disability from the VA. His war injury? PTSD – 100%. He was (apparently) in combat, but was never physically wounded.
Now, I've seen him when the VA isn't looking. His true disability is a much, much smaller percentage. Much smaller.
So he gets a substantial amount of money each month. All medical and dental treatment courtesy the VA & taxpayers. Of course he hates people on welfare and government hand outs. A Palinista, no doubt.
After 10 years, the VA pretty much stops looking and the disability is considered permanent barring something really unusual.
Kind of like how our troll was whining about how the government is not paying for "medical scooters" for their relatives.
Justice Rolls and Freedom Fries! HMMMMMMM.
Sorry, I got nothin'. This publicity bitch should be ashamed of herself for hijacking Dr. King and taking attention away from the true meaning of Memorial Day.
Fuck.
People! Am I the only one who noticed the plastic surgery ?? She and Bristol know have the same chin and lack of fat rolls underneath. Perhaps her bus tour is just her way of showin' it off.
So who was driving and how far did they ride?
Willow.
About 50-100 feet.
This is priceless………One of Palin's staffers told Great Van Susteren ;
“We were told to check their website for any information they are releasing. He said they don’t want the media following them, and that includes us.”
Lou Sarah, y su Harley también.
sorry, weej, I can't emphasize this enough. To me, it epitomizes the shelled out, shameless, lying, phony that she is: how do you say rode around in a parking lot in Spanish?
Monto en moto en el estacionamiento.
I agree with you Radio, 100%. But DeeCee was just part of a Memorial Day Weekend fly about. Really, fuck the bus, they are just for show to further delude her deluded minions, if that is possible. The weekend started with this unrepentant grifter whoring in Arizona (see post below).
"the shelled out, shameless, lying, phony that she is"
Interesting how she manages to be simultaneously shameless and shameful.
Has she quit yet?
Yes. 1st governor ever to quit for the sole purpose of grifting. As Newell or Layne once said, she couldn't even stand up to the minimal work requirements and low-bar ethics of being the governor of fucking Alaska.
'Sleazy Rider'
Skeezy rider
'The World's Fastest Idiot'
This is good news for John McCain.
Save a hog. Ride a veteran.
I hope she rides without a helmet. For Freedom. And for the potential for severe closed head trauma.
"Here hold this helmet while I do a 100mph wheelie…"
It's distinctly possible she already rode without a helmet. It would explain a lot.
"the potential for severe closed head trauma"
Which can lead to brain dama– oh, right.
I met him at the candy store…that's when I fell for the leader of the pack. They told me he was bad but I knew he was sad. That's why I fell for the leader of the pack. the leader of the pack of fucking clueless republican assholes that is.
"Yes, we see".
Vroom vroom.
And an article on that AP page mentions (Sarah Palin Is Hurting Republicans Whether She Runs or Not):
If Palin is not intending to run for the Republican nomination, then she is simply being selfish. Her grandstanding makes it nearly impossible for fringe candidates to be heard…When she came growling into Washington on that Harley and took it over for her own selfish purposes, many resented it…The bottom line is simple: If Palin is joining the race, it is bad for Republicans.
Thank you, John McCain!
Palin is clearly a liberal plant, there to only make conservatives look like petty fools.
*Mean-spirited*, petty fools.
This Death-eater thrives as much on the anger and shock she arouses as she does from the $$$ and control the simple class gives her. I have probably spent 500 hours of my life following this vulgar grifter. Some of it has been educational and entertaining, but now I'd like about 450 of those hours back, which I won't get.
So, as Dog is my witness, I'm closing my eyes and ears to her from this day forward. She's dead to me.
"She's dead to me."
*sweeping, operatic gesture*
I HAVE NO GRIFTER!!
Or, to paraphrase the prophet Amos, "I hate, I despise your Tea Bagger rallies. And I take no delight in your Fox News appearances. Even though you offer me sacrifices of burnt elk and moose I will not accept them, and the peace offerings of your fatted beasts I will not look upon them. Take away the noise of your songs to the melody of your iPods, i will not listen. But let justice roll down like waters, and righteousness like a never ending stream."
Wait- you mean fatted beasts like Bris? Look again, she had her re-arranged. Maybe you'll like her better now.
PT (previous topic, sorta)
Before Lou Sarah paraded her leather-clad ass around DeeCee, C'Addle's Crosscut reports that Palin was in Prescott, AZ. pumping hands and whatever of the locals and signing the mayoral candidacy petition for a LIBTARD. Yes folks, a libtard.
Another of C'Addle's beloved pinko blogs, HorsesAss.org, is reporting that iffin' Lou Sarah hasn't changed her voter registration, she committed a very gross misdemeanor when she was joyfully committing election fraud in her new state of Arizona by signing the above petition as a non-resident.
Total voter fraud, obvs, but do you think the right wing voter police will care? Ha. If
pigsgrifters had wings.It's OK–she had a gun with her at the time, and as we all know, the 2nd amendment is the foundation of all our liberties. So no one carrying a gun could possibly commit election fraud.
"joyfully committing election fraud in her new state of Arizona by signing the above petition as a non-resident"
Hey, Mann Coulter got away with it; why shouldn't Lou Sarah?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/08/ann-coul...
Psst. Hey Sarah. The rapture really DID occur last weekend (turns out that loon was right), but you just didn't realize it because none of your meth-hooker offspring got taken. But hey, if you go somewhere and hide and are really REALLY quiet, no one will know that you didn't get taken in the rapture like the gluttonous, greedy, slothful, wrathful, envious, lustful and vain things you are.
So just a tip – go hide and be quiet. REALLY quiet. So no one can hear you or see you. Please.
"if you go somewhere and hide and are really REALLY quiet, no one will know … the gluttonous, greedy, slothful, wrathful, envious, lustful and vain things you are.
So just a tip – go hide and be quiet. REALLY quiet. So no one can hear you or see you. Please."
I agree, but Lou Sarah is such a megalomaniac that it's never occurred to her that anyone who sees or hears her isn't immediately overwhelmed by adoration and lust.
Where's the floor with the saddled dinosaurs?
Sarah was riding a bike driven by another woman. I can't help but wonder if Sarah has changed teams and was doing a Dykes on Bykes tour of Dee Cee. She is a republican and such behavior should be expected.
I know, rules are for the little people, but does Willow or Bristol or whomever the hell was driving, even have a MC driving license?
I mean, this kind of further proves she's a performance artist, right? I mean, who else with her stature would take fucking Memorial Day, of all holidays, and find a way to twist it into really being about her? What a tacky tramp. Not even the office of the presidency could contain her ego.
If Sarah Palin is a performance artist, then so is cancer.
Zing!
Well played.
POW/MIA
SGT. RICHARD ROBERTS
25 MAR 69
Ronald Ernest Paul
contagious courage
Wheels keep turning
Something's burning
Don't like it but I guess I'm learning
No one here seems to have noticed yet, but No. 1 Son, Track, has gotten quietly and suddenly married to his girlfriend, Britta. She hasn't finished college yet, he hasn't started. Enquiring minds want to know "why?" but dirty minds figure she's pregnant.
Um, dude. We covered it.
End the Biker Libel Now!
300 Bikers Foil Westboro Baptist Church’s Obama Joplin Protest
May 30, 2011
http://www.politicususa.com/en/bikers-westboro-ba...
Real Harley biker chicks. Mmmm. I've never met one who would not do anything you asked, no matter how demented, lecherous, or humiliating. Good times!
As contrasted with Lou Sarah, who would have a whiny tantrum if anyone expected her to do anything other than preen and smirk.
The fire in her belly is knockin' and pingin'.
Did she at least take the time to go to the Capitol Rotunda and get finger-banged by Reagan's statue?
"Justice Rolls," coming soon to a bakery near you. Now with 50% more whiteness.
Justice Rolls (6 Servings)
Ingredients:
-A Ham
-Mayonnaise
Directions:
Carve 6 unpleasantly thick slices of ham. Spread generously a gross amount of mayonnaise on each slice. Gently roll up the slices. Serve to white guests while airing a "Friends" rerun on TBS.
Yes…and Vonnegut.
thx
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