Wonkette

Gee, that was incredibly predictable. Except for that part when Bush called Kerry a “good dad.” As you know, Kerry pulls the heads off of puppies. Kerry managed to not contradict himself within the space of a single sentence. Bush succumbed to vapor lock a couple of times but everyone knows that just makes him seem like a normal guy. All in all, we don’t know who won. We’re going to wait for the media to tell us.