Wonkette

• Reliable Source: Kerry, Edwards are neighbors in Georgetown. . . Jack Black stuck on a deserted island: “I’d have to go with Hillary Clinton. Forever could be, like, 50 years, so if I’m stranded with one person she better be kick-ass both upstairs and downstairs. If a woman is just beautiful, well that will fade with age and I’d be bored.” [WP]
• Heard on the Hill: Gay activists aim to out Representatives to expose hypocrisy. . . Baucus on crutches after Harley-Davidson accident. . . Bill floated to name lake in North Carolina after Jesse Helms. [Roll Call]
• Liz Smith: Buckley hawks W. ketchup. [NYP]
• Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: Bush has made five former baseball team owners ambassadors. [NYDN]