Wonkette

• Reliable Source: Schieffer spends days tracking rank of his book on Amazon. . . Wolfowitz: “Cheney can’t be a neocon. He isn’t Jewish.”. . . Dick Clarke writing geopolitical thriller. [WP]
• Under the Dome: Rep. John Conyers (D-Mich.) wonders if handguns are permitted on Senate floor. . . Bush leads among black-coffee drinkers while those who add cream and sugar pick Kerry. . . Pelosi briefing delayed because of “cooler” on roof. [The Hill]
• Heard on the Hill: McAuliffe briefly sat behind Laura and the twins. [Roll Call]
• Rush & Molloy: DiCaprio calls “Going Upriver” an “extraordinary work of art.” [NYDN]
• Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: Rove could be behind Rather flap. . . McAuliffe sang “Happy Birthday” on Sharpton’s voice mail. [NYDN]
• The Scoop: Beatles memorabilia may be on display at Clinton Library. [MSNBC]