Wonkette

Possible Zell Miller pick-up lines:• “I’m interested in some unilateral action.”
• “I wish we lived at a time when you could knock me over the head and carry me back to your cave.”
• “I challenge you to a duel. . . in my hotel room.”
• “I hate terrorists.”
• “You are so brave to risk people you already disagree with not liking you like that.”
• “I think there’s a traitor in my pants, want to help me hunt him down?”
• “Does little Zell also bend to the right?”

They all work.