Those not blinded by the incredible whiteness of the tied-for-first daughter's legs can see that it looks like Jenna has skinned her knees.
There's a joke we could make here. It's on the tip of our tongue. . . actually, it's sort of like our tongue is slowly rolling around it. . . licking it, even. You could say it's as though our tongue is gently teasing the joke, making the joke quiver in anticipation of release.
Oh, we kid: I mean, everybody knows she falls down a lot, right?
President Bush daughter Jenna Bush, walks through soggy grass [AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais]