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In this Kerry campaign pool report, things get cozy:

From: Haeringer, Madeleine (NBC Universal)
Sent: Friday, September 10, 2004 12:35 PM
Subject: [Kerrypool] PARTY TIME!
 
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Press,
 
It has come to my attention that Jodi Denton’s Travelling Press Schedule for Friday, Septmeber 10, 2004 is shockingly incomplete.   Please take note of this update:
 

10:00pm EDT        BIRTHDAY RALLY FOR CARL QUINTANILLATraveling press proceed to XXXXXXXXX

Press Entrance:  XXXXXXXXXXXXX
5 minute walk from the Sheraton Boston
Final Access:  2:00am EDT or ’til ya puke!

 You will be greeted by shots of Jaeggermeister upon arrival.     

Notes our operative: “What, they’re not serving The Kool-Aid? I hear that goes well with “Jaeggermeister” (which is French for Jagermeister, I guess).”