Wonkette
Found on Craigslist:
- Recently Passed the Bar or Awaiting Results?
Major TV Network Seeks. . . Charismatic young lawyers for a new reality-based LEGAL show. Compete in mock trials/courtroom showdowns on prime-time TV. The last lawyer standing wins a lucrative job at a law firm. . .OPEN CALL THIS SUNDAY:
12pm to 6pm
Sunday, May 9, 2004
Third Edition Restaurant/Bar
1218 Wisconsin Avenue Northwest
Washington, DC 20007
YOUR CHANCE TO WIN A LUCRATIVE POSITION
WITH A PRETIGIOUS LAW FIRM!
It’s like “The Apprentice,” but featuring contestants who even more craven and obnoxious! Guess we know who’ll be the big “gets” for next year’s Correspondents’ Dinner. . .
Also: Would love an eyewitness account of this cattle call. How great would it be if Stephen Glass showed up? It would be pretty fucking great.
UPDATE: An observant Wonketteer writes: “Presumably, if the show is anything like real law practice, you get extra points for pointing out that “PRETIGIOUS” is not a word.”
Lawyers wanted for Major Network Reality Show [Craigslist via Life, Law, Libido]