Wonkette

The NYDN peeks at Christopher Hitchens’s Vanity Fair column and finds the Johnnie Walker enthusiast looking on the bright side: “That Bush did not surrender to the need for a colossal bourbon on Sept. 11 stands, I think to his credit.” Right. So let’s go to the official Bush presidency scoreboard. Pros: Did not get stinking drunk on 9/11. Cons: Started a war that has yet to be proven necessary.Could you send that Johnnie Walker over our way now?

Rush & Malloy [third item, NYDN]