Wonkette

Bidding at KerryEdwards.com is starting at $150K. For KerryGephardt.com, on the other hand, it is truly a buyers’ market. Bidding starts at $9.95 and is open to, as the seller suggests, those who• stopped reading the New York Post after the morning of July 6th
• are named Gephardt and plan to name your next child “Kerry”
• are attending the Democratic convention and want a unique souvenir
• are visiting Earth from an alternate universe
• collect “almost historical” artifacts

No bids as of this writing, but we can sort sense that somewhere out there, an eyebrowless midwesterner is looking at the page longingly. . .

Kerry Gephardt .com Domain Name - Gephardt not Edwards [eBay]
For sale: kerryedwards.com [CNNmoney]