Wonkette

I’m Roland Glasgow, male-prostitute to the Republican Party.People always say to me, “Roland, you’re a handsome political progressive. Why do you screw Republicans, even for money?” . . . [W]ouldn’t all the sodomy be worth it if it enabled me to post on the Internet a video clip of Attorney General John Ashcroft being corn-holed by a man in a polar bear costume? You bet it would!

Sure, but isn’t sodomy its own reward? The polar bear costume is just gravy.

Who is Roland Glasgow and Why Does He Screw Republicans? [I Screw Republicans]