Wonkette

So will you be going to sleep tonight, or just partying on until dawn?
- JRHOh, we’re going to start drinking in earnest in about five minutes, and after the bar closes we will empty the contents of our mini-bar into a pillowcase and suck on it until we fall into a dreamless sleep. This is pretty much the opposite of partying.

Post-election? Our first plan is to go see that movie where Nic Cage says “This dollar bill is trying to tell me something.” We think it’s a Bush bio pic.