Wonkette

Some lady calling herself the Wonkette is supposed to be on CNBC’s “Capital Report” tonight (7PM EST, again 10PM EST). But we hear that there was an opportunity to make a comment about John Kerry’s gigantic member . . . and she completely blew it. So to speak. Impostor!(If you blink, you will likely miss not just the segment, but the show, and in fact the entire network.)