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		<title>Comment on A White House Staffer May Have His Fingers Amputated Because&#8230;? by Tilley</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tilley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 09:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry, NO SHARING, plus I finished it off last night. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry, NO SHARING, plus I finished it off last night.</p>
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		<title>Comment on A White House Staffer May Have His Fingers Amputated Because&#8230;? by Tilley</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tilley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 09:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hurts like hell, don&#039;t it? I&#039;d almost rather go through &quot;natural childbirth&quot; again. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hurts like hell, don&#039;t it? I&#039;d almost rather go through &quot;natural childbirth&quot; again.</p>
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		<title>Comment on A White House Staffer May Have His Fingers Amputated Because&#8230;? by Tilley</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tilley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 09:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes thank heavens, one reason I took the job while those around me are losing theirs and/or RETIRING (pussies): beautiful beautiful health insurance. Too bad it doesn&#039;t kick in for another month. Just my luck. Anyway, had an MRI, which was psychedelic and not in a good way, referred to a neurosurgeon who reminded me of Rip Torn and again not in a good way, so am giving physical therapy a try starting next week. If that doesn&#039;t work I&#039;m considering a neck-ectomy. 
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes thank heavens, one reason I took the job while those around me are losing theirs and/or RETIRING (pussies): beautiful beautiful health insurance. Too bad it doesn&#039;t kick in for another month. Just my luck. Anyway, had an MRI, which was psychedelic and not in a good way, referred to a neurosurgeon who reminded me of Rip Torn and again not in a good way, so am giving physical therapy a try starting next week. If that doesn&#039;t work I&#039;m considering a neck-ectomy.</p>
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		<title>Comment on A White House Staffer May Have His Fingers Amputated Because&#8230;? by Tilley</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tilley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 09:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh yes definitely. I love it -- best jerb EVER. </description>
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		<title>Comment on Mitt Romney Plans To Win Michigan By Driving A Car by bagofmice</title>
		<link>http://wonkette.com/463580/mitt-romney-plans-to-win-michigan-by-driving-a-car#comment-1312512</link>
		<dc:creator>bagofmice</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 08:35:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So you already ate the cancer?  &lt;a href=&quot;http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&amp;gl=US#/results?q=heart%20shaped%20box&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&amp;gl...&lt;/a&gt; 
 
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So you already ate the cancer?  <a href="http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&amp;gl=US#/results?q=heart%20shaped%20box" rel="nofollow"></a><a href="http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&amp;gl.." rel="nofollow">http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&amp;gl..</a>.</p>
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		<title>Comment on A White House Staffer May Have His Fingers Amputated Because&#8230;? by Jukesgrrl</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jukesgrrl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 08:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You speak Liztrotta.Scary. </description>
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		<title>Comment on Newt Gingrich Wishes You A Very Disgusting Valentine&#8217;s Day by Dashboard_Jesus</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dashboard_Jesus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 08:14:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that is such a major fucking WIN! that I can&#039;t think of words to express my admiration...well played sir, well played </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that is such a major fucking WIN! that I can&#039;t think of words to express my admiration&#8230;well played sir, well played</p>
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