Every bit as petulant today as in 2003

Maybe people hate him because he's a schmuck, not because campaign ads called him a schmuck.
OMG the socialists are coming! Need Moar GOLD!

How to make a billion dollars: First, buy a bank! Then foreclose on a 90-year-old lady over a check that's 27 cents short.

What Donald Trump sees when he gets on Twitter is ... uh ... we can't even.

Looks like there might be a down side to Republicans running wild with power. Who knew?
Which one's the moderate?

Donald Trump's going on tour. Why? Who needs a reason? He loves rallies.
Not like any clock she's ever seen.

Obama's still got some game, Sarah Palin begs for a job, and Trump's Twitter feed! Your daily news brief!

Cheryl Sullenger's lack of self-awareness is astounding.

The votes are tallied, and Leader Pelosi will continue to lead House Democrats forever and ever!

A 17-year-old girl asked how Conway felt, as a woman, about Donald Trump's nasty comments about women. Conway decided to be a giant asshole.

You, too, can have your very own Eva Braun just by following these handy relationship tips!
Get ready to be sick of winning

You may be shocked to learn that this is not the job creation Trump promised.

If you believe Trump, we've got a bridge to nowhere to sell you.

These plutocrats will help make America great for the common folks, after laying off and foreclosing on them.

Now we know who's really responsible for terrorism: Republicans who don't hate Muslims enough.

You can tell these top-ranking Republican senators are SO EXCITED ABOUT TRUMP BEING PRESIDENT.

Trump's scraping the bottom of the swamp, North Carolina's gerrymandered racism, and Hamilton has the best week on Broadway! Your daily news brief!

Oh no, our favorite media personalities are having a big fight!
He does not even seem nice

Almost guaranteed to be a sore winner.

OPEN UP YOUR WALLETS AND GIVE BACK, FOOLS.

When the Pope of Rome subtweets you, you should know you've screwed up.

Did you hear the latest thing Trump wants to do? IT'S OMG WTF BAD!