Trump Declares War On GOP For Jesus. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 16, 2017

Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.
P.S.: I am not a crank

Deleted Comments: Wonkette, Your Filthy Mouth Is The Best Thing About Your Reportage

Listen: Wonkette's deleted comments have come unstuck in time.

The Week In Garbage Men: MGTOWs Are Jealous Of Harvey Weinstein

Ban Men. Also this is your OPEN THREAD!

Will Feminists Send Todd Starnes To Jail For Being Too Manly? Probably!

Todd Starnes may want to look into the definition of 'toxic masculinity.'

Does Donald Trump Even Know What He Did To Healthcare This Week?

Trump is so proud of how he is ending healthcare subsidies for poor folks, and also making insurance that doesn't cover anything more widely available!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is COMING TO KISS YOUR FACE!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Trump Had No Idea He’s Raising Taxes On Middle Class. Trump Should Read Wonkette.

Trump should spend less time at Infowars and more time at yr Wonkette! He can start with your OPEN THREAD!

Newsweek: Other Than The Pedophilia, Mr. Hastert, What’s On Your Mind These Days?

Newsweek? More like News WEAK, amirite?

Which Of Trump’s Idiot Lawyers Is Leaking Like A Pee Diaper? NOT TY COBB!

No Donald Trump's lawyer Ty Cobb is not a leaker! Why ever would you ask that?

Hi, Maggie Haberman! New NYT Social Media Guidelines! Did You Read Them, Maggie Haberman? DID YOU?

A little fan-mail, from yr Wonkette to Maggie Haberman.

Donald Trump, The Wharton School Of Business’s Everlasting Shame

Rex Tillerson may have understated the case a bit.

Maxine Waters Went To Work Yesterday. Ben Carson Was There. UGH.

Wherein Maxine Waters tricks a sleeping Ben Carson into disagreeing with Donald Trump.

Boise, Eugene, Sacramento, Sonoma And Cali Coast: Clean Up, Company’s Coming!

Sonoma, we are crazy worried for you!

Trump Knows When He Had Lunch With Rex Tillerson, And It Was Potato

Hello America, your president MAY HAVE lost his fucking mind.

Donald Trump Ends Obamacare Subsidies, Because The Patient Just Refused To Die

We're getting really tired of waking up to news of another mass killing -- this time by the president of the United States.

Congressman Chris Collins: The Bitch Set Me Up!

Congressman Pharma Bro has a stock to pitch! YOU CAN'T LOSE! BUY NOW!

Trump Amputates Healthcare For Poors. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 13, 2017

Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.

Queen Elizabeth Will See Donald Trump IN HELL

Sounds like President Dumbass might not get that state visit with the Queen!

Trump’s Healthcare E.O.: If You Like Your Doctor, You Can Buy A Lotto Ticket

How bad is it? Pretty goddamned bad.

Victoria Jackson Thinks Julia Louis-Dreyfus Should Stop Being JUST LIKE HITLER

She also claims her politics, and not her dearth of talent, is what's keeping her from having her own Netflix series.

Pity Mike Pence’s Wife Didn’t Stop Harvey Weinstein From Being A Rapey Piece Of Shit

A love letter to all the men out there blaming anybody but HARVEY WEINSTEIN for HARVEY WEINSTEIN'S SEX CRIMES.

Daily Caller Puts Grifty Obama Admin In Private Jet JAIL! (For Spending One-Ninth As Much As Tom Price)

You know who set such a bad example for Trump's jet-set cabinet? Barack Obama, who also spent money, just not as fast.

Babysitters Club Tricks Whinyass Tittybaby President Into Only Blowing Up *Half* Of Iran Deal

So, how bad is Donald Trump fucking up the Iran deal? Let's fuckupsplore!