Sit Down, Shut Up, And Listen To Heather Heyer’s Mama Right Now

'They tried to kill my child to shut her up. Well, guess what, you just magnified her.'

Hey Stupid CEOs, Donald Trump Never Needed You Anyway!

This is Trump's best move since firing NBC from covering the Miss Universe pageant.

Fox News Lady Wins O’Reilly’s Peabody For Excellence In Smirking Between Two Crying Black People

Is this the worst thing Fox News has aired all week? SO HARD TO SAY!

Baltimore Takes Down Confederate Monuments In Single Night, Like A Boss

Baltimore took out the trash last night. Nicely done, Baltimore!

Fox News’s Jesse Watters: America’s Not Racist, But I SURE AM!

The entire history of Fox News, somehow distilled into 24 AMAZING SECONDS.

Sad Texas Bigots Can’t Even Pass A Bathroom Bill, LOL Sad Losers!

Sad day as Texans fail to kick Messicans OR transgender people!

ACTUALLY Ronald Reagan Was Racist AF

Go fuck yourself, Ghost Ronald Reagan!

Oh Go Fuck Yourself With A Tiki Torch, Tucker Carlson

Tucker Carlson knows who the real racists are, and it's the Left, who are racist against racists.

New CBO Report: Nobody Knew Killing Healthcare Was So Complicated!

Here's an impressive thing: Obamacare is actually hard to kill without actually repealing it.

‘Real Indian’ Running Against Elizabeth Warren Definitely Not Racist, Just Wants Charlottesville 2.0 Rally In Boston

Shiva Ayyadurai is slated to speak at the 'Free Speech' rally in Boston. He does not seem nice!

Trump (Excuse Me! Excuse Me!) Perfectly Sane. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 16, 2017

Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Literally Just Defended Charlottesville Nazis Because Fuck It We’re Done Here

OH WOW HOLY SHIT DONALD TRUMP WHITE SUPREMACIST MOTHERFUCKIN' SAY WHAT?

Bye-Bye, Teen Preggo Prevention Programs! Hello, Bumper Crop Of Future Trump Brides!

President Pussygrabber to teens: Do as I say, not as I do. Also, you free Friday, honey?
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Uh Oh, Trump’s Gone And Pissed Off The Walmart Now!

Look at all these CEOs telling Donald Trump to fuck off after his pitiful response to Charlottesville!

Nazis Just Wondering Which Guns Are Most Appropriate To Bring To Heather Heyer’s Funeral

Nazi site Daily Stormer wants to picket Heather Heyer's funeral because they are mad at GoDaddy for kicking them off their server.

Trump Nazi Sebastian Gorka’s Asshole Wife Murdered Funding For Ex-Nazi Therapy Group, Isn’t That Funny?

And people wonder why things like Charlottesville are happening.

Trump-Russia Investigation EXPOSED AS HOAX, Because Let This One Wingnut Explain You Why

This is just really good investigative thinkin' right here.

Donald Trump Hops Off Golf Cart To Threaten War With Venezuela, Wherever That Might Be!

Donald Trump would like Venezuela to simmer down and get back to pumping oil. OR ELSE!

Oh God, Another ‘HOLY CRAP, WHAT A SHITTY TRUMP POLL’ Post? You Bet Your Ass!

He literally must be so tired of winning.

Durham Topples Confederate Statue. Be Like Durham. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 15, 2017

Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!

Oklahoma Patriot Arrested Trying To Bomb A Bank, To Save America From American Government

Another Patriot fails to bring about the new American Revolution.