Hillz whomped Trump in the first debate real good, yes she did!

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

YOU COME READ YOUR DEBATE LIVEBLOOG RIGHT THE HECK NOW!
RUN AWAY, ANNA!

HALLELUJAH HE IS WASHED IN THE BLOOD!

Rep. Franks wishes we could all be good students of history like he is.
We dunno.

This time, it's an evangelical lady in Colorado who doesn't want to build websites for gross queer weddings.

Oh neat, now members of Congress are using actual White Power code words. THANKS TRUMP!

Once they're born, babies can go screw.

TRICKSTER HILLARY STRIKES AGAIN.

Nestlé hearts poisoned babies, child slaves and taking water from small towns.

Everything you never wanted to know about tonight's debate!

What is a lie? It is a thing Donald Trump cannot do, according to campaign manager Kellyanne Conway, because first he would have to know a thing.

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

You don't bring me Flowers anymore.

A 15-year-old girl in Maryland got pepper-sprayed in the face for not being helpful to the police while she was riding her bike.

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
So there.

Can Hillary unhinge Donald? Doesn't he come pre-unhinged?
Unclear whether it's the Clinton or Trump foundation. If the workers never got paid, it's Trump's.

Oh, look! Both presidential candidates have charitable foundations. And you can probably guess which one is a real charity.

Singer-songwriter and Wonkette pal Jill Sobule is doing a badass project called My Song Is My Weapon, to bring the protest song into the modern era. You should know about it!

Probably the scariest thing, to me, about the idea of a Trump presidency is that we as a country will be rewarding and validating...