Iowa Defunds Planned Parenthood, Four Clinics Close. Happy Friday!

Planned Parenthood shutting down a third of its Iowa clinics. THANKS TRUMP!

Trump’s Golden Palace Needs To Protect Its Dick Pics Better

All dick pics are belong to creepy hackers. Thanks, Trump!

Let’s Watch Elizabeth Warren Punch Treasury Secretary In The Face (With Words!)

Steve Mnuchin doesn't words good. Elizabeth Warren goodwords him doubleplusgood!

A Plan So Dumb And Vindictive *Even Trump’s White House* Said No!

What if the real leaker is Barack Obama?????? It isn't. But if it were??????

Obamacare Still Lumbering Along, At Least Until Trump Stabs It In The Face To Death (Some More)

Hooray, Obamacare is still alive! Say, who's that in the hockey mask with the weird hair?

Trump Plays The Blame Game. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 19, 2017

Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!

Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill: Obamacare Death Spiral My Ass

Fix the ACA instead of leaving millions uninsured? What's the catch? And is this your open thread? (YES!)

BREAKING! Mike Pence Lying Again. For A Change.

Lies, damn lies, and VP Pence.

Alex Jones Apologizes To Yogurt

My, this was a completely anticipated outcome.

FBI Director Joe Lieberman? No, We Can’t Possibly Drink That Much

Joe Lieberman. There, we said it. Let the partying commence.

Red Pill Founder Takes The ‘Not Gonna Be A New Hampshire State Rep’ Pill

Infamous misogynist and New Hampshire state Rep. Robert Fisher has resigned to spend more time with his perjury charges.
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Roger Stone’s #HOTTAKES On Trump-Russia Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller

Roger Stone has ideas about the special prosecutor, and they are LOLOLOL!!!

Roger Ailes In Hell Now, Complaining The Broads There Have Ugly Legs

Condolences to his family, etc., but the man really was scum.

Trump Blesses Coast Guard With Inspirational Speech On His Struggles As A Victim Of The Lamestream Media

As you go forth into the world, you will encounter the FAKE MEDIA WHO ARE SO MEAN TO ME, DONALD TRUMP!!!!

And Lo, Unto Us A Special Prosecutor Has Been Given

Robert Mueller is on the case, and we're certain Donald Trump will calmly accept the legal process. You betcha!

Mueller … Mueller … Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 18, 2017

Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!

FUCK YOU PAUL RYAN, FUCK YOU IN THE BOTTOM WITH A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL

LOL! Paul Ryan chit-chatted about how Putin might be paying Trump in June 2016! Haha funny!

Rachel Maddow And Lawrence O’Donnell Walk You Through Your Week … Wait It’s Only Wednesday?

Until whatever breaks at 5:30 p.m., this is your OPEN THREAD.