Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.
Listen: Wonkette's deleted comments have come unstuck in time.
Ban Men. Also this is your OPEN THREAD!
Todd Starnes may want to look into the definition of 'toxic masculinity.'
Trump is so proud of how he is ending healthcare subsidies for poor folks, and also making insurance that doesn't cover anything more widely available!
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Trump should spend less time at Infowars and more time at yr Wonkette! He can start with your OPEN THREAD!
Newsweek? More like News WEAK, amirite?
No Donald Trump's lawyer Ty Cobb is not a leaker! Why ever would you ask that?
A little fan-mail, from yr Wonkette to Maggie Haberman.
Rex Tillerson may have understated the case a bit.
Wherein Maxine Waters tricks a sleeping Ben Carson into disagreeing with Donald Trump.
Sonoma, we are crazy worried for you!
Hello America, your president MAY HAVE lost his fucking mind.
We're getting really tired of waking up to news of another mass killing -- this time by the president of the United States.
Congressman Pharma Bro has a stock to pitch! YOU CAN'T LOSE! BUY NOW!
Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.
Sounds like President Dumbass might not get that state visit with the Queen!
How bad is it? Pretty goddamned bad.
She also claims her politics, and not her dearth of talent, is what's keeping her from having her own Netflix series.
A love letter to all the men out there blaming anybody but HARVEY WEINSTEIN for HARVEY WEINSTEIN'S SEX CRIMES.
Daily Caller Puts Grifty Obama Admin In Private Jet JAIL! (For Spending One-Ninth As Much As Tom Price)
You know who set such a bad example for Trump's jet-set cabinet? Barack Obama, who also spent money, just not as fast.
So, how bad is Donald Trump fucking up the Iran deal? Let's fuckupsplore!