That Time A Dachshund Almost Got Murdered Because Two Morons Couldn’t Stop Fighting About Seth Rich

All dogs go to heaven. Their owners are another matter.

Legal Fuckery In ANOTHER Trump Nekkid Lady Payoff? CLUTCH PEARLS!

Seriously, though. WTF is going on with these lawyers?

Old Mad Colonel OUTRAGED To Discover He’s Worked At Fox News For 10 Years

Yep, this guy sure is all about journamalistic integrity.

Trump Admin Wants Your Teenager To Get Pregnant Again

If the federal government has an interest in preventing teen pregnancies, they should be obligated to listen to experts.

How Much This Federal Judge Haaaaate Kansas Vote Suppresser Kris Kobach? Maybe A Little!

The latest installment of Kris Kobach's voter-suppression clownshow is over. Sequels already in the works.

WHY WHY WHY Is Trump Such A Beta Cuck Every Time He Talks To Vladimir Putin?

What the HELL does Putin have on Trump?

Here’s More Dumb Breaking Trump Lawyer News, About Trump’s Dumb Broken Lawyers!

Can we please fast forward to the end of this nightmare?

Austin Bomber Blows Self Up

Somehow, the Russia investigation didn't distract the FBI from finding this guy.

How Much Can We Squeeze Into Today’s Trump Weener Roundup? A Serious Post Written By A Lawyer

You thought Bill Clinton's sex suits were gross? You ain't seen nothin' yet!

KA-FUCKIN-BOOM. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 21, 2018

Trump phones a friend, Cambridge Analytica has some explaining to do, and Illinois goes to the polls. Your morning news brief.

Here Are The 579,852 Dirtiest Cambridge Analytica Scoops In Channel 4’s New Video!

Can Channel 4 do new videos every day? This is great!

An Exegesis Of Aubrey O’Day’s Gross, Dumb, Don Trump Jr.-Boning Song, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric

Don Jr.'s life is NOWHERE as good as an Abba song.

That Cambridge Analytica Video Sure Did Land Like A Hot Turd!

Can't wait for the next video to drop!

Crisis Pregnancy Centers Make Case To SCOTUS For Their Right To Trick The Pregnant

Should 'Crisis Pregnancy Centers' have to actually tell clients they are not licensed medical centers? Anti-choicers say no!

Austin Bomber May Or May Not Be White Supremacist Dickhole But We’re Guessing He Is

What's a little domestic terrorism between friends?

Pretty Sure Donald Trump Just Added The ‘My Pillow’ Guy To His Team Of Rent-A-Lawyers

Meet Joe diGenova! You are gonna LOVE HIM.
what the fresh prince did at home

Supreme Court Tells Pennsylvania GOP To Eat It, My, Isn’t That Sad

So unfair when Republicans can't draw their own districts as White Gun Jesus intended!

Trump’s Opioid ‘Plan’: First Thing We Do, Let’s Kill All The Drug Dealers

Donald Trump has an answer for every problem, and it usually involves brutality.

Too Many Kids Dying From Drugs, Trump Wants To Kill Them Instead. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 20, 2018

Trump wants to crack skulls like eggs, Republicans are worried about 2018, and Facebook is SO FUCKED. Your morning news brief.

Cambridge Analytica DID NOT Use Ukrainian Prostitutes As Honeyp … Oh, You Mean THEM?

Cambridge Analytica is having a VERY BAD WEEK.

My Goodness, Why Are We Being So Mean To That Nice Hope Hicks???

But can a pretty girl even go to jail? Is that, like, LEGAL?

Yay, Ryan Zinke Just Saved The Endangered Animals By Letting Trump Sons Murder Them More!

All hunters welcome except the witch kind.