North Carolina Republicans don't take kindly to having to stay up late.
He only wants to help Trump prove he didn't leak classified information!
If you can't trust a man who thinks roving gangs of lesbians with pink pistols are recruiting girls to go gay, who can you trust?
Turkish President Erdogan's bodyguards are violent lunatics who beat on American protesters yesterday. And a year ago. Then there was the fight with the Secret Service, and the fight at a funeral ...
Can't we just make her president already?
Wonkette Begs Deep State To Add Dick Jokes To Daily Leaks To Give Exhausted Bloggers A Motherfucking Break
WE ARE SO TIRED OH MY GOD WE ARE SO TIRED.
Donald Trump seems to be the only person surprised to learn James Comey kept notes on their conversations.
Welcome to the White House's new 'denial'!
Hahahahahaha oh God, he literally is shitting on Israel. Is today's GOP cool with that?
Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?
Get your wallets, there's gonna be A RAGE GRIFT.
As Team Trump gets into more trouble, get ready to learn more and more about Hillary Clinton's death squads. It's only logical.
White Spanish-speakers can be racist, too!
There's no scandal to see here folks, just move along. HE SAID MOVE ALONG!
It's good Fox News has apologized for yelling at an autistic little boy. Maybe they should not yell at little kids to begin with?
So, how will Donald Trump wow those Judges he just crapped all over on Twitter?
Pesticide Trump’s EPA Approved After Obama’s EPA Banned It Is Poisoning People (But Just Mexicans) :(
It's a New Cruelty triple threat: Approve a pesticide that'll poison migrant farmworkers, who'll be so afraid of deportation they'll avoid hospitals so we won't have to pay for their healthcare.
Way to put country above party, asshole!
A prayer for Little Marco
Guys, they're really just not good at this stuff. Any of it.
Are Republicans finally reaching their tipping point with Trump? LOLOL not really.
OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!