Trump Just Called Kirsten Gillibrand A Whore. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 12, 2017

Don't think we've ever actually been shocked by a Trump tweet before. Your morning news brief.

Hide Your Daughters, America, It’s Your Roy Moore Pre-Election Roundup!

DON'T DO THIS, ALABAMA. VOTE FOR DOUG JONES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

Would This Guy Lie To You About Trump’s Super Awesome Tax Plan? YES, YES HE WOULD!

It'll come true if they just wish it enough!

Wonkette’s Own Alabama Gal Says Y’All Might Get Doug Jones In Your Christmas Stocking. Roll Tide!

COULD THIS HAPPEN? COULD IT REALLY, REALLY HAPPEN?

There Is A Problem When We Can’t Keep Track Of The School Shootings

This isn't what we hope for, no.

Battertits Is Not An Appropriate Professional Nickname, And Other Lessons From The Restaurant Industry

Workers in the restaurant industry are sexually harassed at astounding rates. We should talk about that!

Science: FAILING New York Times More Badder At Election Coverage Than Ass-Fucking Mommyblog

Science proves Wonkette is actually more valuable to the polity than the Paper of Record. You're shocked, we're sure!
We won't, we promise.

This Is SOME BULLSHIT: Michigan Keeping John Conyers’s Seat Empty For Rest Of His Term

Why would Detroit need a Congressman? THIS IS FINE.

How Is Robert Mueller The Literal Devil Today?

The howler monkeys WILL NOT STOP FUCKING HOWLING about how Robert Mueller, one of the most respected law enforcement officials in American history, IS A BIG GAY UNFAIR HILLARY LOVER.

Donald Trump Signing Order To Be First President To Send Men To The Moon

Space Emperor Trump To Make Moon Great Again, Please Pray For The Moon

The 69,872 Most Crazy-Ass Scoops In Maggie Haberman’s New Profile Of King Trump

HE DOES NOT WATCH 8 HOURS OF TV A DAY, SHUT UP FAKE NEWS.

Trump Adores Self At Civil Rights Museum. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 11, 2017

Trump loves himself at civil rights museum, old white people make excuses for pedophillia, and Judge Jeanine goes off the rails (again). Your morning news brief.
P.S.: I am not a crank

Deleted Comments: I’m Against Abortion, So I Wish You’d Been Miscarried. I’ll Pray For You.

We said bad words about Sarah Huckabee Poot Lips Sanders. What discussing pugs we are!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Only Two Weeks Away From WAR ON CHRISTMAS!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Trump Officially Less Popular Than Ass Lice, And We Have Women To Thank!

SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT of American women are pretty much ready for Donald Trump to fuck RIGHT off.

The Female Body Has Ways To Shut That Whole ‘Rep. Trent Franks’ Thing Down

We're not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.

Roy Moore Accuser Wrote Date In Yearbook, So Obviously All Women Are Forging Liars

Shouldn't we just take the accused rapist's word on this?

But Donald Trump Jr.’s Russian Emails! Dear LORD, His Fuckin’ Russian Emails!

Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already?