NC Senate Republicans Slash Education — In Democrats’ Districts. No Reason, Just To Be Pricks

North Carolina Republicans don't take kindly to having to stay up late.

Vladimir Putin Tease Trump With Authentic Russian Reach-Around, But No Pee Hooker This Time OK?

He only wants to help Trump prove he didn't leak classified information!

Fox Celebrates Comey News With Wall-To-Wall Coverage Of Hillary Murder Fox News Made Up

If you can't trust a man who thinks roving gangs of lesbians with pink pistols are recruiting girls to go gay, who can you trust?

Mike Pence All ‘Erdogan Who?’ As Turkish Pres’s Bodyguards Go Wilding. On Americans. In America.

Turkish President Erdogan's bodyguards are violent lunatics who beat on American protesters yesterday. And a year ago. Then there was the fight with the Secret Service, and the fight at a funeral ...

That Time James Comey Kicked George W. Bush’s Ass On Warrantless Spying

Donald Trump seems to be the only person surprised to learn James Comey kept notes on their conversations.

Trump Didn’t Mean To Obstruct Comey, He’s Just Too Dumb To Words Good With His Mouth Hole!

Welcome to the White House's new 'denial'!

Trump Gave The Russians ISRAELI Intelligence! Have Fun On Your ISRAEL TRIP, Mr. President!

Hahahahahaha oh God, he literally is shitting on Israel. Is today's GOP cool with that?

Trump Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop! (Spilling Secrets.) Wonkagenda For Wed., May 17, 2017

Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?
Chuck C is a wanted man

Did Someone Give Chuck C. Johnson’s Money-For-Actual-Nazis Website 1.5 MILLION DOLLARS????

Get your wallets, there's gonna be A RAGE GRIFT.
Been a while. We missed this one.

Hillary Clinton Re-Murdered DNC Staffer All Over Again Because Wikileaks. Obviously.

As Team Trump gets into more trouble, get ready to learn more and more about Hillary Clinton's death squads. It's only logical.

Neo-Nazi Site Daily Stormer Will Now Also Be Racist In Spanish!

White Spanish-speakers can be racist, too!

RIP General H.R. McMaster’s Credibility! You Will Be Missed!

There's no scandal to see here folks, just move along. HE SAID MOVE ALONG!

At Least Fox News Is *Sorry* For Calling Autistic 10-Year-Old An Entitled Stalking Snowflake

It's good Fox News has apologized for yelling at an autistic little boy. Maybe they should not yell at little kids to begin with?

No Muslim Ban! No Muslim Ban! You’re The Muslim Ban!

So, how will Donald Trump wow those Judges he just crapped all over on Twitter?

Pesticide Trump’s EPA Approved After Obama’s EPA Banned It Is Poisoning People (But Just Mexicans) :(

It's a New Cruelty triple threat: Approve a pesticide that'll poison migrant farmworkers, who'll be so afraid of deportation they'll avoid hospitals so we won't have to pay for their healthcare.

Mitch McConnell Wants Trump To Stop Bein’ Silly So GOP Can Get Back To Fucking America

Way to put country above party, asshole!

Trump’s Bodyguard Also Too Very Good At Leaking Everybody’s Secrets!

Guys, they're really just not good at this stuff. Any of it.

Trump Will Leak On Whatever Russians He Wants! Your Overnight TrumpLeak Roundup!

Are Republicans finally reaching their tipping point with Trump? LOLOL not really.

TRUMP MEANT TO DO THAT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 16, 2017

OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!