Guess Donald Trump is just a big dumb stupid liar.
Nothing to worry about here, comrade. Move along.
Donald Trump and Angela Merkel - WORST DATE EVER!
Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!
Yeah, we're just digging this hole deeper.
Lawsplaining all like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
YOU COME READ YOUR WEEKLY TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Oh no Robyn got Sick Burned by this mom's basement dude (for real). Must mean it's time for OPEN THREAD!
Angela Merkel just read Donald Trump FOR FILTH, with *just her face*. Is there anything the Germans can't do?
It's good to have a dream. Unless it's an evil dream. Then that's just evil.
Ah, the fine art of diplomacy! Donald Trump is not mastering it!
It's all fake, except for the part where you should NEVER point a gun at anyone.
Nothing to see here, move along!
He knows it, he JUST KNOWS IT.
A low-energy guy! Sad!
Hey look, another right-wing conspiracy theory was repeated by the White House!
These millionaires aren't going to tax cut THEMSELVES you know!
Weird how news like this keeps coming out!
Trump's going to kill Big Bird and the olds, Paul Ryan MIGHT raise the debt ceiling, and Hannity pulls a gun! Your morning news brief!
'Not hitting kids' is clearly a satanic idea. It's your OPEN THREAD!
If you can't say something nice, come sit next to us.
If Jim Hoft had worked the 9/11 investigation, he'd have gotten Charles Lindbergh convicted.