Saddest. Conspiracy theory. Ever.
Sorry, but we are feeling a LITTLE PERSNICKETY.
DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP!
It's kind of a sad Nice Time.
Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
Sad old goat is probably locked in his room, blaring Elliott Smith to drown out all the TEARS. Now it is your OPEN THREAD!
Roy Moore’s ‘Christian’ ‘Charity’ Forgot To Render Unto Caesar What Is Caesar’s (And The IRS Is On Line Two)
Roy Moore's religious freedom to scam the IRS shall not be abridged! Thus saith the Lord.
Liddle' Devin is shitting all over the House's Trump-Russia investigation again.
If they take enough Alex Jones Brand Trucker Speed, they will probably believe him!
Why is James O'Keefe attacking this self-important confabulator? He should be recruiting him!
He just KNOWS the Deep State is going to force him to commit perjury before the Senate Intel Committee!
Republicans COULD help Puerto Rico! But WILL they? (Spoiler Alert: NOPE.)
Alex Jones: The Churches Are Doing Cocaine Hookers In Helicopters, So Give All Your Money To Wonkette!
Even a trucker-speed salesman with anger issues and psychosis is right twice a decade!
It all makes sense now! Just kidding, it always made sense.
Arguing that we can't make a war criminal pay more for insurance isn't really very persuasive.
Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!
America's Greatest Journalist is pissed off at Hillary Clinton for condemning Harvey Weinstein INCORRECTLY.
That boy ain't right. Neither is his daddy.
No but seriously Las Vegas coppers, what the hell?
Has Trump not heard about this whole cord-cutting thing?
Better hope nobody else calls in sick for their shift at the adult daycare!
But how else will people know Marsha Blackburn singlehandedly saved all the Planned Parenthood baby parts from certain death?
Michigan’s Top Medical Official Charged With Poison-Watering People To Death, IS STILL TOP MEDICAL OFFICIAL
Dr. Eden Wells was pretty unhelpful when she threatened to take away Flint's public health money if they kept investigating the outbreak of Legionnaires' Disease she knew about!