Metro Section: We’re All Winners

• Newly crowned Miss Virginia lives in Arlington. Judges praised her “full set of teeth,” putting her far ahead of the other contestants. [Metroblogging DC]

• The “Mike Chertoff Is Lying Out Of His Ass Drinking Game” is hard — even Rush Limbaugh can’t pound ‘em that fast. [DCeiver]

• It’s a good thing interns look so hot, ‘cause they suck at blogging. [Washington Times]

• The Washington Post’s Metro Section: now covering “wackiness.” [DCist]

• Once you go Blackberry, you don’t go back. [Looking2Live]

• Deep down inside Ann Coulter’s heart, where she doesn’t even know it, lives a woman with a lot of Ani Difranco records. [On My Home Planet]

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Metro Section: The Bar is Called Heaven

• Having returned from his cosmic vacation, “The Rev” orders The Washington Times to get with the times. [Metroblogging DC]

• Ann Taylor fetishists consider DC holy and sacred ground. [Overheard in New York]

• The word everyone is too afraid to say: mime. [Why I Hate DC]

• It’s a marginal national day with no significance - yet still used to shit on DC! [Blogging About the Colony of DC]

• Tucker Carlson buys a $4 million dollar house in Palisades; just breathe into a paper bag, nice and slow. [Fishbowl DC]

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