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Fox is reporting that Scooter Libby has submitted his resignation. Does this mean that someone has the paperwork somewhere? We’re clicking on that dumb site. Who’s Fitzgerald’s webmaster, anyway — Ken Starr?Office of Special Counsel [DOJ]

UPDATE: It’s official. Scooter Libby’s been indicted on three charges: perjury, obstruction of justice, false statement. A total of five counts. We’re now taking suggestions on what his prison nickname will be. Ain’t gonna be Scooter, that’s for sure. Send ‘em here: