October 2004



OCT
31
2004

All Your Wonkette Questions Answered (Some of Them, Anyway)

Dayton, Ohio: Why is your website not updated as regularily as Drudgereport? Ana Marie Cox: Because Drudge has a secret army of evil spider monkeys working for him. At Wonkette, it's pretty much just me. And I did mention the... [more]

OCT
30
2004

Ralph Nader, Unsafe at Any Size

Watch Nader debate action figures:Using the actual questions from the Presidential debates, Ralph discusses his plans for pulling our troops out of Iraq, solutions for the energy crisis, helping the environment, using tax dollars sensibly, and giving all Americans a... [more]

OCT
29
2004

Bush's Worst Nightmare

"Don't mind Barbara, tell me about the spankings..."[REUTERS/Jim Young US ELECTION]... [more]

I'm Osama bin Laden and I Approve of This Message

Ooops: He's alive. And he's condemning Bush. Which of course means that he wants Kerry to win. Unless he really wants Bush to win and is just by default endorsing Kerry in order to get people to vote for Bush... [more]

Bush's Got Back

Salon's been trumpeting their latest iteration of the "mystery hump" story, this time going to a NASA scientist for "analysis." Dr. Robert M. Nelson, they are careful to note, is no cat-toting, pajama-clad blogger: "He's a senior research scientist for... [more]

Military Intelligence: About This We Can Be Sure

So what, exactly, was the point of that Pentagon presser this afternoon? Spokesman Larry Di Rita said up front that he wanted "tell the facts that we understand about this early report, about which I think people may have drawn... [more]

Celebrate Halloween, Pervert-Style

The Express had some further Halloween suggestions. She's no Lynndie England, but (for certain chiefs of staff) it is somehow scarier. . . We assume they left lube off of the accessory list because it is, after all, a family... [more]

While We Were Sleeping: Condi for NFL Commissioner

Morning reporter Dan learns a lot about the superegos of the Today show crew. . . about those 377 tons of weapons? Notsomuch.The morning shows are full of adorable moppets in Halloween costumes -- not to mention Katie, Matt, Al,... [more]

Celebrate Halloween, Subversive-Style

The Stranger has some Halloween costume ideas: The littlest shame. 2004's Scariest Halloween Costumes [The Stranger]... [more]

Gossip Roundup: Bloodsuckers

• Names & Faces: Mel Gibson in quiet campaign against stem-cell research, citing ethical problems. . . Coulter calls pie-toss "an act of terrorism". . . Bush named top screen villain of 2004 in UK poll. [WP] • Inside the... [more]

Election Recycling: This Crazy Idea That the Constitution Means Something

E MINUS 4 • Candidates keep focus on national security as they offensively jet between Florida, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, and Ohio. Cheney to visit Hawaii; KE04 optimistic about Michigan, Minnesota, and Pennsylvania. Rove predicts victory, says "the next five days... [more]


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