October 2004



OCT
28
2004

Remainders: Mostly Bush, Some Gore Girls. . .

• The Bush-Cheney "Wolves" ad, with a surprise ending: "They're getting gay married!" [The Poor Man] • The Gore girls "were beer drinkers, and the kind of girls who probably smoked some pot and had sex on their parents' basement... [more]

While We Were Drinking: A Bunnatine Greenhouse Gas

Neal makes fun of people's names, which is cheap, low comedy. . . but worth it! Other things we learned from Neal's wrap-up of the evening shows: Bob Scheiffer "Googles" himself, the wheels are coming off the White House train... [more]

The Boss Chooses Well

Beer and a shaved bush. . . who wouldn't come? [Tom Lynn]... [more]

Crackberry House

"Next time, You wear the parka, I wear the suit!"[Michael Robinson-chavez]... [more]

O'Reilly Harassment Suit Settled

Well, at least we don't have to think about O'Reilly in the shower any more. Unless you want to:STATEMENT FROM RONALD GREEN, EPSTEIN BECKER & GREEN, P.C. The Parties regret that this matter has caused tremendous pain, and they have... [more]

BC04 to Press: Fox You

Fox may not be biased toward Bush, but the Bush team isn't afraid to show their bias for Fox. In the WP's "Campaign Postcards" column, Dana Milbank reports: "Reporters traveling with Vice President Cheney report that on arriving in their... [more]

Bush Campaign Dots I's, Crosses Ttttttt's

So Ken Mehlman was just on "Inside Politics," explaining that the duplicated troops in the Bush ad were an "editing issue." Is that what they're calling it these days? Here we thought an "editing issue" was when you confuse "effect/affect."... [more]

KerryPool: Mind in the Gutter Edition

In this Kerry campaign pool report, we're getting a Hustler vibe: This stretch of the street is predominantly student housing, and many eds and co-eds lined the street, filled front porches and leaned over balconies to get a look. Kerry... [more]

Bush's Bird

Yeah, about that "one-fingered victory salute" video: It's not the vulgarity that's disappointing, it's the way he's so pleased with himself -- and wants us to be pleased, too. Whatever. As party tricks go, it's not burping the alphabet or... [more]

While We Were Sleeping: You Sound Drunk

Not sleeping so much as passed out. And what a morning to miss! First, Giuliani blame the troops for the missing weapons, then Bill Richardson cops to being tanked on Imus. We're definitely waking up before 10AM tomorrow.In between interviews... [more]

Gossip Roundup: Moby Loves Eminem More Than You Do

• Reliable Source: Tucker awakened when town car hits deer. Begala: "But as we were inspecting damage, I thought I heard the deer yelling from the woods, 'Your show sucks!'". . . Laura on her W.: "I'm kind of clingy... [more]

Election Recycling: A Well-Done Hoax

E MINUS 5 • Missing explosives continue to dominate race; Pew study finds gain for Kerry among swing voters. Bush makes first mention of "wild charges," accuses Kerry of "denigrating the action of our troops and commanders in the field... [more]


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