January 2005



JAN
31
2005

Calendar Grills: NJ vs CQ

Ooooh! Oooh! Wonk-fight! The editors of National Journal are all suspicious about CQ's entry into the ultra-competitive and high stakes game of political calendars. In a note to staff, a NJ editor looks at the distressing similarities between their own... [more]

Remainders: I Am So Out of Here

• Jenna Bush's beau, Henry Hager, is a tobacco heir. Of course he is: He's from Virginia and he's white. And he's a Republican. It's just surprising that his name isn't actually "Tobacco Heir." Though we would not rule that... [more]

Bush's Implants, Mystery Solved

He got foglights installed.[AFP/Luke Frazza]... [more]

Clinton Falls, Recovers

Yes, we heard about Hillary Clinton collapsing this afternoon. Thanks for the hundred or so emails. That's, uhm, hilarious. Get it? A fifty-something woman got sick and fell down. And now she's better. Really, sometimes the jokes write themselves. They're... [more]

Bush Gets Implants

Exploratory surgery?[REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque]... [more]

Gawker Media Reach Around

If there's one thing we admire about our lord and master, Nick Denton, it's his extraordinarily large head. If there's two things we admire about him, it's his insatiable desire for world domination. To this end, Gawker Media Empire has... [more]

Bush's Erection

So the pro-US mayor of Baghdad wants to erect a statue of Bush. Excellent. Glad the Iraqis will have something to tear down for the next invasion. UPDATE: The mayor declares that a Bush is a "symbol of freedom." Well,... [more]

Wonkette Wonks Off

So it turns out that after a publisher give you money, you have to give them a book. And for some reason, simply printing out dozens of posts about ass-fucking and stapling them together isn't acceptable. (Though we understand that... [more]

Party Report Card: Scott Lindlaw Leaves Town

The White House Press Corps, the most fearless questioners in all the land, came together Saturday night to send off AP's Scott Lindlaw, who is leaving town with his ladyfriend, Vanessa Loftus. But it's not like these people need an... [more]

John Kerry's Amazing Hands

John Kerry was on "Meet the Press" yesterday, apparently demonstrating the obscure art form of invisible origami.... It winds up in the shape of a tiny Godzilla that eats Republicans and speaks French. Transcript for Jan. 30 [MSNBC]... [more]

Gossip Rounup: Hot and Not

• Heard on the Hill: Senators ranked "hot or not" at new site. [Roll Call] • Inside the Beltway: Obscure law limits salaries of lawmakers who are "chronically absent," such as presidential candidates. [WT] • Page Six: Mary Mapes may... [more]

Daily Briefing: The Republicans' Sophisticated Campaign

• Bush declares Iraqi election a "resounding success": "The world is hearing the voice of freedom from the center of the Middle East." Zogby: "We shouldn't get hysterical with hyperbole, we shouldn't have a 'mission accomplished' moment." [WP, NYT, WT,... [more]


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