Hotline Straw Poll Results: Dye Jobs Win Out Over Distinguished Grey

Here it is: The Poll that will decide the next Republican Candidate for the Presidency, a historic, life-changing moment, certain to be discussed for years to come as the first sign of a great sea change in American Politics:

…so, to sum up, people from Tennessee like the Senator from Tennessee, a surprising number of Republicans are either in opposition to or don’t remember the 22nd Amendment, and White Guys: Still Big in ‘08!

It almost looks like the poll question was “which of the following names makes you feel the most like remaining stupifyingly drunk for the next 6-10 years,” but then we’d expect Brownback to score a little higher, so we’ve really got no explanation.

Confidential to C.H.: You were allowed to vote for yourself, you know.

SRLC Straw Poll: Frist Wins; Romney Second [Hotline]

READ MORE: 2008, 22nd amendment, Republicans, bill frist, bush, candidates, politics, polls, sam brownback, straw poll

Remainders: How Do You Solve a Problem Like the Press Pool?

• Do not stare too closely at Torie Clark! If you must look at Torie Clark, wear protective eyewear! It’s for your own safety! [TBogg]
• An Egyptian newspaper printed those crazy Muhammed cartoons back in October. The fact that it took so long for them to decide to riot demonstrates, we think, that craigslist Cairo is killing the newspaper biz out there. [Egyptian Sand Monkey]
• Tim Russert, it has been proven by science, looks like Oliver Stone. We’d just like to note that it’s not really appropriate for anyone — least of all the man himself — to call Tim “Little Russ” anymore. [FishbowlDC]
• American Press hassled by lame, non-flying or singing nun. [Raw Story]
• Yeah, we don’t think this is an example of Bush’s plan to revoke the 22nd Amendment so much as just another example of the sort of basic logic the administration has proved to be so effective at over the last few years. [HuffPo]
• What the hell happened to DomePunks? You guys ok? [Not Dome Punks]

READ MORE: 22nd amendment, Remainders, bush, cartoons, dome punks, pool reports, tim russert, torie clark