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Headline of the Day

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Well played, Hotline. Well played.

Hicks Could Factor Big in Alabama Primary [Hotline]

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breaking news..
Hicks will also be a major factor in Georgia, Tennessee, North and South Carolina...

by knots on 05/23/06 06:16 PM

How those people could keep watching this show after the way they basically defecated on Ruben "205" Studdard and pushed that wee girl Clay Aiken to the stars is beyond me. But seriously - Studdard? Bo Bice? Now this superannuated Jay Leno clone? Why the hell are they strip-mining North Alabama for this foolishness? Do my people need another fake sport to watch now that rasslin' is in the toilet again? Can somebody explain this to me?

by xisle on 05/23/06 07:48 PM

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