Wonkette

Who among us does not delight in Anderson Cooper’s breezy-yet-caring columns for not-gay-at-all Details magazine, thoughtfully reprinted on CNN.com? He writes on Katrina, on going gray, on his brother’s suicide and on being a Jeopardy champion — each month we are reminded the multitudes that Anderson contains. Multitudes of experiences and emotions but only two facial expressions:

Of course, around here, “Talking sex with Mom” would also have the sad face. If not the run-screaming-from-the-room face.Anderson Cooper Commentary [CNN, thanks to Last Call! for the pointer]